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You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite sex, so please to offer up some dating advice....

 

Who should pay?

 

Get your drink on or stay sober?

 

Kiss or no kiss?

 

Wear panties or leave them at home?

 

Have wild, crazy sex on his pool table or play hard to get?

 

......

 

What is your best and worst dating story?

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I don't know if I can answer any of these questions.

 

I don't have any "game" and don't try to.

 

I'm just me and if a chick sticks to me, I guess it's meant to be. Maybe I should put it another way. If a chick can stand me, I guess it's meant to be.

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Hmmmm...

 

Best date.. the first time I asked Sasha what she'd do if I kissed her..

 

Worst date.. every day for the next 19 years...

 

Advice.. I'm an idiot.. you don't want my advice.

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Well Ali I've been out of practice for sometime now.

Really I think the Internet is a good place to meet people as apposed to the bars I used to find dates at. I met my first wife from school and my second from work. All the others where either friends from school or from bars.

I think with the Internet you can find out who people are before you go for just looks. I think that's the problem now with realtionships. In the long run compatibility will make the difference than how someone looks. I also think thats why there is so much abuse in some relationships.

 

My nephew met a real nice girl on the Internet from MN. She moved up her and my whole family has now met her at my dads birthday party. Not only is she cute but again I think she's a really sweet girl.

 

Your on the market Ali. What would you like to hear? What are you looking for and how do you expect to find it?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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remember,

ALL chicks are crazy, and

ALL dudes are assholes.

 

Each person veries only by degrees.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Who should pay? The woman can at least offer to pay her share.

 

Get your drink on or stay sober? Depends on the date, but staying sober is probably best and if you're going to drink, do it moderately.

 

Kiss or no kiss? Depens on how well things are going. But usually no kiss on the 1st date, especially no sloppy make-out session.

 

Wear panties or leave them at home? ALWAYS wear panties.

 

Have wild, crazy sex on his pool table or play hard to get? Neither. But most certainly not have wild sex on the 1st date unless that is all you want out of this and to be thought of a certain way.

 

......

What is your best and worst dating story? I'd rather forget and keep both to myself.

Posted
Even your mom, sisters, daughters?

 

There are different levels of crazy and whore.

 

Your own mom is the exception. Sisters fall in there and daughters you just hope they fall in the lower end of the spectrum.

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Just say no to dating.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Well Ali I've been out of practice for sometime now.

Really I think the Internet is a good place to meet people as apposed to the bars I used to find dates at. I met my first wife from school and my second from work. All the others where either friends from school or from bars.

I think with the Internet you can find out who people are before you go for just looks. I think that's the problem now with realtionships. In the long run compatibility will make the difference than how someone looks. I also think thats why there is so much abuse in some relationships.

 

My nephew met a real nice girl on the Internet from MN. She moved up her and my whole family has now met her at my dads birthday party. Not only is she cute but again I think she's a really sweet girl.

 

Your on the market Ali. What would you like to hear? What are you looking for and how do you expect to find it?

 

AT this point snaf, a man telling me "Gee, I though you might be a crazy whore but you're NOT!" would be about all I would need to hear.

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Well here's what I'd do....First date.....

 

I don't mind paying...not always but I really don't mind....especially if I asked him out...

 

Kiss...sure why not...

 

Stay sober....hammered is stupid and tacky...save it for later when you know him better and there's less chance of getting gang banged on a pinball machine....

 

I rarely wear panties anyways.....but he's not likely getting in there the first date anyways...

 

Sex on the first date....sure...if you don't want to see him again...absolutely....fuk his brains out.

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Worst date...caught a guy trying on my bikini...thanks...but no thanks....

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AT this point snaf, a man telling me "Gee, I though you might be a crazy whore but you're NOT!" would be about all I would need to hear.

 

Why do you like being lied to?

 

All women are crazy whores, it's just a sliding scale.

 

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Well here's what I'd do....First date.....

 

I don't mind paying...not always but I really don't mind....especially if I asked him out...

 

Kiss...sure why not...

 

Stay sober....hammered is stupid and tacky...save it for later when you know him better and there's less chance of getting gang banged on a pinball machine....

 

I rarely wear panties anyways.....but he's not likely getting in there the first date anyways...

 

Sex on the first date....sure...if you don't want to see him again...absolutely....fuk his brains out.

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Worst date...caught a guy trying on my bikini...thanks...but no thanks....

 

 

Good advice! I will write this out in permanent marker on my wrist to remember it always.

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You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite sex, so please to offer up some dating advice....

 

Though I'm not a leading authority on relationships, I do have some experience in regards to the courtship of the fairer sex.

 

Who should pay?

 

The man. Always the man. Even if the man is broke.

 

Get your drink on or stay sober?

 

Enjoy a tail, but don't get sloppy drunk. It's absolutely tacky and self-depreciating. You've just put yourself in the "fukked up poop" classification.

 

Kiss or no kiss?

 

If I'm paying for a meal, I better get a flipping kiss at the end of the night.

 

Wear panties or leave them at home?

 

Wear panties... panties are sexier. In that, it's just one more layer to the sweet sweet inner thigh surprise.

 

Have wild, crazy sex on his pool table or play hard to get?

 

Play hard to get. Give him blue balls. Leave with some control over the next date. This time you can decide and he'll be your lap dog.

......

 

What is your best and worst dating story?

 

Two years ago, I dated a gal who could finish my sentences. I hated that sh!t. What was weird, she'd never finish me off.

 

Twat.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I am and she knows my theory. Like I said it's a sliding scale. Many levels of crazy and whore.

 

With each graduation on the scale I utilize, there are names for the differentiating "Crazy" and "Whore".

 

My personal favorite is the Saturday Night Club Whore/Sunday Morning Repenter.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I'm also a supporter of "Don't date". First on the list of priorities is being happily single; a partner should be the cherry on the cake, but not the cake itself if you catch my meaning. I find with conventional-dating there is the "We're tying to attract one another" element which leads folks to, with or without intention, alter their personality and habits with the aim of getting into the other persons pants, poetically speaking. With this in mind, I take few crushes seriously, and I'm never 'on the hunt'.

 

Sight crushes are a common enough occurrence that I'm am always cautious not to give them much weight, or emotional investment, as history has shown time and again that I don't really sync with so many people as my impulses may lead me to believe.ERGO I advise remaining somewhat on guard against this silly compulsion. Time has always been the best measure of my compatibility with another in my books. Even then I keep my attachment to them at arm's length. I've found that if a relationship is genuinely a good pursuit for me and another, then it just arises organically (meaning 'on its own, through natural process). This approach has landed me fewer relationships then some, but none of them were at all regrettable, or dramatic, or destructive. Key in all this though is that you are not relying on a relationship for any of your base satisfaction with life (or relying on it at all!). My relationships have always arose well, carried on well, and ended in kind. I attribute this, in contrasting with crushes in my earlier days, to my 'pickiness' as it were which, as you may guess, I think of more as a recognition/ knowledge of what really works well for me, and not where libido, loneliness, or any of those other misleading things might drive me to go.

 

Know yourself.

Know what works for you.

Ignore Convention.

Cut out the crap.

 

 

Of course, if its some good old sexy times that your after then, yah. Play safe and get 'er done.;)

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I think crushes are great. They're harmless, inspiring, fun, exciting and satisfying because the object one is crushing on is often far away or someone you will likely never meet so you don't have the annoyance of listening to them snore or having to pick up their dirty underwear of the floor for the 100th time.

 

Real relationships require patience, compromise, more patience, sacrifice, teamwork, and did I mention patience? It's worth it when you find the right person but if they aren't what you are looking for longterm then.....meh.

Posted
I think crushes are great. They're harmless, inspiring, fun, exciting and satisfying because the object one is crushing on is often far away or someone you will likely never meet so you don't have the annoyance of listening to them snore or having to pick up their dirty underwear of the floor for the 100th time.

 

Real relationships require patience, compromise, more patience, sacrifice, teamwork, and did I mention patience? It's worth it when you find the right person but if they aren't what you are looking for longterm then.....meh.

 

I agree, without all the unnecessary, wording that eisanbt used, as far as when it comes to a "relationship", letting nature take its course and the best ones are the ones that you aren't looking for, but as far as a crush and/or flirting online, or even just a fling to have some fun between serious things or whatever. Go for it, have fun and keep it on your own terms and you won't be hurt or have a bad ending as long as both parties are on the same page.

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Here is my "sliding scale" since you guys won't share yours:

 

1) Oh my God! Marry me!

 

2) I enjoy you and having sex with you. I will consider a longterm commitment but I'm not so sure....

 

3) Want to be frequent fuk buddies?

 

4) Want to be occasional fuk buddies?

 

5) Want to be a rare, last ditch effort booty call?

 

6) I dunno....you seem like a nice enough guy and the last few dates have been great, but I know this isn't going anywhere. I may consider giving you a handjob for your time.

 

7) You're fun! Let's hang out but not make out.

 

8) My furnace went out, could you repair it for me?

 

9) UPS guy - he's cool

 

10) Do I know you?

 

11) Listen buddy, I have no idea who you are or what your problem is but stop taking dumps on my lawn or I'm calling the cops!!!!

 

12) Drew Peterson

 

13) You're a politician? Ewwwww.....

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