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I can see which part or the date everyone decided to focus on.... horney bastards.:rolleyes:

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Is this where I submit graphic details of my past sexual encounters for everyones enjoyment?

 

I had sex with this girl.. I had an orgasm. The end.

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Is this where I submit graphic details of my past sexual encounters for everyones enjoyment?

 

I had sex with this girl.. I had an orgasm. The end.

 

Only you had an orgasm? What a selfish lover you are...:p

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Is this where I submit graphic details of my past sexual encounters for everyones enjoyment?

 

I had sex with this girl.. I had an orgasm. The end.

 

Sex with a girl in the end? Well no wonder you were the only one to have an orgasm.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Sex with a girl in the end? Well no wonder you were the only one to have an orgasm.

 

girls can have orgasms from being sexed in the butt...

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Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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And incontinence.. You're quite the ladies man..

 

um... ok?

lengthening tool only

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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So can guys.

 

Just sayin'...

 

eww... i wouldn't know about that.

 

is that true wez?

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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What, all the sudden you aren't the all knowing king of ass anymore?

 

never been king of guy ass dude...

 

that's all you.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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never been king of guy ass dude...

 

that's all you.

 

I see... so a guys been king of your ass and you thought it was me? no.. it wasn't me.. Think you got duped.. sorry. I have noticed many wez imposters whilst trying to register on game sites lately.. you should be more careful of who you give your ass to in the future. I'm flattered.. but.. no thanks.

 

So.. ya didn't have an orgasm? Too bad.. Guess Ali was wrong.

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I see... so a guys been king of your ass and you thought it was me? no.. it wasn't me.. Think you got duped.. sorry. I have noticed many wez imposters whilst trying to register on game sites lately.. you should be more careful of who you give your ass to in the future. I'm flattered.. but.. no thanks.

 

So.. ya didn't have an orgasm? Too bad.. Guess Ali was wrong.

 

Nice try. You dominated some poor guy's ass and thought it was me and didn't want me to know. That's sad.

 

I guess I should be flattered, but it's you we're talking about, so... I'm kind of sick to my stomach.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Nice try. You dominated some poor guy's ass and thought it was me and didn't want me to know. That's sad.

 

I guess I should be flattered, but it's you we're talking about, so... I'm kind of sick to my stomach.

 

You're quite the role reverser.. too good for me.. see ya, assman..

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What, all the sudden you aren't the all knowing king of ass anymore?

 

We all know that you're the real king of ass around here, wez.

 

I bow to your asinineness.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Does that mean that butt sex is out of the question?

 

Pay attention man! She said she bows to no one, not she doesn't bow in front of anyone.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

Posted

 

I had sex with this girl.. I had an orgasm. The end.

 

I'm guessing it was probably that quick, too. Hope she didn't charge you too much...

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I'm guessing it was probably that quick, too. Hope she didn't charge you too much...

 

No need to get testy... I gave you 20 bucks.. sorry to be so quick and disappoint.. but you hadn't showered for a week..

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No need to get testy... I gave you 20 bucks.. sorry to be so quick and disappoint.. but you hadn't showered for a week..

 

Four days is not a week, and I had a whores bath. That should count for something. It was only $20 because I charge less for girls. My normal rate for two seconds of sex is $80.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I got access to an old girlfiends phone number. She's married and so am I so it should be OK Right? I'm really curious how her life has been. I have a 14 year old son and she has two daughters that are a couple years older than him. That would really blow me away to meet her daughters.

 

Boy its tuff gettting old.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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