Dating advice

[ImWithStupid]

Mine's easy. Women fall somewhere between, barely noticible, crazy on one end and completely bat , Alex Forrest, crazy on the other.

 

And if you think you met one that isn't crazy, you just haven't known 'em long enough to see it.

[Ahhlee]

Mine's easy. Women fall somewhere between, barely noticible, crazy on one end and completely bat , Alex Forrest, crazy on the other.

 

And if you think you met one that isn't crazy, you just haven't known 'em long enough to see it.

 

Consider, just for a moment, that with all of these crazy women that you have encountered the common factor is YOU.

[eddo]

On Ali's list I often get #7. quickly followed by #8. (occasionally a #11 will pop up too...)

 

 

My list:

 

1- Breathing.

2- Breathing with assistance.

3- No Breathing.

 

Maybe I am too picky???

[Ahhlee]

On Ali's list I often get #7. quickly followed by #8. (occasionally a #11 will pop up too...)

 

 

My list:

 

1- Breathing.

2- Breathing with assistance.

3- No Breathing.

 

Maybe I am too picky???

 

 

I really think you need to lower your standards and stop pooping on other people's lawns.

[ToriAllen]

You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite sex, so please to offer up some dating advice....

 

Who should pay? The guy. I spent three more hours getting ready than he did...

 

Get your drink on or stay sober? A drink or two is probably fine, but I wouldn't get table dancing drunk

 

Wear panties or leave them at home? Always wear panties, especially with a skirt. For sanitary reasons if nothing else

 

Kiss or no kiss? Yes, if the guy is hot, otherwise no

 

Have wild, crazy sex on his pool table? Yes, if the guy is really hot, otherwise no

 

play hard to get? There is always time for that later

[Ahhlee]

Who should pay? The guy. I spent three more hours getting ready than he did...

 

I like that theory!

[ToriAllen]

8) My furnace went out, could you repair it for me?

 

.....

 

That could be taken in a different way and raised on the scale a bit...

 

And if you think you met one that isn't crazy, you just haven't known 'em long enough to see it.

 

Completely sane people are boring.

[Guest eisanbt]

I like that theory!

 

If you spent 3 hours getting ready for a date with me then chances are I wouldn't be calling you back anyhow;

"Oh what a sweet offer, its good to get rid of this patriarchal conventions. Way to empower yourself!" tee hee hee

[snafu]

If you spent 3 hours getting ready for a date with me then chances are I wouldn't be calling you back anyhow;

"Oh what a sweet offer, its good to get rid of this patriarchal conventions. Way to empower yourself!" tee hee hee

 

That's why some men go to bed with a beauty queen and wake up with a circus clown. All that make up melts away during the night.

[Ahhlee]

If you spent 3 hours getting ready for a date with me then chances are I wouldn't be calling you back anyhow;

"Oh what a sweet offer, its good to get rid of this patriarchal conventions. Way to empower yourself!" tee hee hee

 

Oh come on now. Let's break this 3 hours down before you judge too harshly....

 

1/2 hr - shower, shave, loofah, lotion and all that crap. If we showed up looking and smelling like a grizzly bear, I don't think you'd be too impressed.

 

1/2 hr - straightening or curling and pinning up hair (add an extra 1/2 hr if the hair is really thick). Not all of us are blessed with the luxury of waking up with perfect hair every morning. That full, flowing "natural" looking hair that you guys see on magazine models is NOT natural. I promise you.

 

15 minutes - makeup.

 

1 hr - calling 3 of your girlfriends and asking them what you should wear because you're nervous. Fingernails and toenails are often painted at this time as well.

 

45 minutes - trying on 7 different outfits and shoes before you find the look you think is "just right".

 

 

If you're taking a girl for a walk in the park or 4-wheeling, most likely she won't go through this much trouble but if it's a first date at a nice restaurant, odds are the 3 hour prep is pretty standard.

[Guest eisanbt]

1/2 hr - shower, shave, loofah, lotion and all that crap. If we showed up looking and smelling like a grizzly bear, I don't think you'd be too impressed.

 

Perfumey crap is a big turn off, at this point it makes me nauseous (as I haven't been subjected to it daily since I was in high school)

 

1/2 hr - straightening or curling and pinning up hair (add an extra 1/2 hr if the hair is really thick). Not all of us are blessed with the luxury of waking up with perfect hair every morning. That full, flowing "natural" looking hair that you guys see on magazine models is NOT natural. I promise you.

 

Pat it down and put on a grin (as a number of highly attractive folk I know do). I find people more attractive then magazine covers, but maybe thats just me....

 

15 minutes - makeup.

Some look nice with makeup, but I generally find it a turn off. As above, its like looking at the magazine; glossy, fake, covered in chemicals-> none of those things turn me on.

 

1 hr - calling 3 of your girlfriends and asking them what you should wear because you're nervous. Fingernails and toenails are often painted at this time as well.

I despise phones! Those who stick to them don't have much chance at getting in my pants.

 

45 minutes - trying on 7 different outfits and shoes before you find the look you think is "just right".

Pants, skirt, t-shirt, whatever; So long as it suits you. People make for better company when they're comfortable just being themselves. Let the musicians put on the show, I'm want to spend time with you.

 

 

If you're taking a girl for a walk in the park or 4-wheeling, most likely she won't go through this much trouble but if it's a first date at a nice restaurant, odds are the 3 hour prep is pretty standard.

 

I've done the nice restaurant deal, and I've always found it a lot like a greeting card; a mildly entertaining gesture that says 'I'm willing to spend money on you to show my affection" more then a genuine recipe for romance.

 

 

Let's drink Schnapps and Tango around the kitchen awhile making some tasty eats together. Go climb some trees or swing on swings (the simple funs never die). Movies are ok, scavenger hunts are better! Shows can be fun, but forget the fancy shoes and just bring some good socks to twist in. Sailing, swimming, hiking, people watching (with coffee coffee coffee).

 

Dressing 'Up' can be neat, but I'd never want someone to feel obliged to. I'm not going to do it, and I expect/ want no more from those who catch my fancy. Obviously my attraction is based on more then just conventional aesthetic (I imagine the same is for most folk) so to summarize; a genuine, bent-tooth smile and a dirty pair of blue jeans turns my crank a helluva lot more then store bought hair and the shortest skirt.

[eddo]

 

45 minutes - trying on 7 different outfits and shoes before you find the look you think is "just right".

 

Answering the door naked would certainly help the prospects for the 2nd date.

[Ahhlee]

Well hell. Apparently the "just rolled out of bed" look is the way to win a man's heart.

 

Who knew?

[Old Salt]

Actually, I like the "natural look", too.

 

Daughter keeps layering on make-up before she goes out. I keep telling her she's a very pretty girl and doesn't need all that crap that makes her look like a middle-aged hooker.

[emkay64]

No one says make-up needs to be plastered on with a trowel...just that some stuff needs to be strategic...ya know.....nevermind....apparently all we need to do is pat down our body hair...and put on some nice twisting socks....it's called "yeti chic with a twist".

[ToriAllen]

It's funny, most guys say they don't want girls that put a lot of effort into their looks, but they don't realize that it takes time to achieve the 'natural look' as well. You have no idea what it takes just to look like a 'normal' girl. Then it takes even more time to look 'dressed up'.

Plus, life experience would show that guys ogle the girl that puts more effort in even if they are required by their own circumstances to date the girls that don't.

[DaMan]

You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite sex, so please to offer up some dating advice....

 

Who should pay?

 

Get your drink on or stay sober?

 

Kiss or no kiss?

 

Wear panties or leave them at home?

 

Have wild, crazy sex on his pool table or play hard to get?

 

......

 

What is your best and worst dating story?

 

I'll pay. One way or another a man always pays anyway.

Hell yes. I'm getting lit so you might as well too.

Of course a kiss is in order.

Wear them, but, if it looks like we'll have a good night excuse yourself to the bathroom and take them off.

If you want I'll oblige. On the pool table, in the car, anywhere you please.

[DaMan]

I like the roll out of bed look. Throw on a pair of tight jeans and a t-shirt and you're gold to me.

[Old Salt]

Nothing like the "fresh out of the shower" smell. Who needs perfume? Most perfumes give me a headache anyway.

 

The only REALLY ugly woman I've met was ugly on the inside.

[Chi]

No one says make-up needs to be plastered on with a trowel...just that some stuff needs to be strategic...ya know.....nevermind....apparently all we need to do is pat down our body hair...and put on some nice twisting socks....it's called "yeti chic with a twist".

 

Exactly. All I do is splatter on some Aqua Velva to cover up the funk and put a bow on my beard and I'm good to go! Date ready:cool:

[Chi]

 

The only REALLY ugly woman I've met was ugly on the inside.

 

Aw, come on! That's a load of bull! Especially coming from a man, men are so much more superficial.

[ImWithStupid]

I'll pay. One way or another a man always pays anyway.

 

Which is where the whore part of my, "All women are crazy, whores" theory comes from.

[eddo]

Aw, come on! That's a load of bull! Especially coming from a man, men are so much more superficial.

 

I would totally disagree with that.

[Chi]

I would totally disagree with that.

 

Really, how so? Can you really tell me that overall most men are not more superficial than most women when it comes to judging the opposite sex on looks?

[DaMan]

Really, how so? Can you really tell me that overall most men are not more superficial than most women when it comes to judging the opposite sex on looks?

Men are far less superficial than woman.

 

How many women do you see with ugly dudes?

 

Now how many times have you seen a man with an ugly women and asked yourself or the person you were with "why that great looking guy is with such a dog"?

 

Come on admit it. You've said it a thousand times.