Ahhlee Posted February 2, 2009 Author Posted February 2, 2009 emkay and I watch "Strange Brew" while we're getting it on. She also makes me hold a hockey stick and wear a wool touque that really itches. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Bill O'Reilly doesn't do it for me any more. He is getting older and fatter. It's a crying shame, too. Now I'll never get any. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
manicmonday Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 He is getting older and fatter. It's a crying shame, too. Now I'll never get any. I'd f ck you with or without Bill O'Reilly. He just helps to c m harder. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 I'd f ck you with or without Bill O'Reilly. He just helps to c m harder. Yeah... I know the feeling. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 When eddo and I get it on, he makes me wrap myself up like a burrito and scream REGINA!!!!!!!!! over and over and over..... Quote
Ahhlee Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 And since this post hasn't become sleazy enough just yet, let's add this little gem: When emkay, chi and I are getting it on with a Donkey we like to grab it's and it and then eachother with and then emkay screams "Shove that up my !". I stick my in the donkey's and we all laugh while chi and a little dribbles from the corner of emkay's mouth. Good times. Good times. Quote
Guest mces0421 Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 I think the one who invited you out. Is the one who is in charge for the bill. Regardless if he or she.Be sure that you both enjoy your date! Quote
eddo Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 When eddo and I get it on, he makes me wrap myself up like a burrito and scream REGINA!!!!!!!!! over and over and over..... uhhh... uhhh .... faints Quote I'm trusted by more women.
manicmonday Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 And since this post hasn't become sleazy enough just yet, let's add this little gem: When emkay, chi and I are getting it on with a Donkey we like to grab it's and it and then eachother with and then emkay screams "Shove that up my !". I stick my in the donkey's and we all laugh while chi and a little dribbles from the corner of emkay's mouth. Good times. Good times. It's not sleazy for RO and I because we have met in person Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Ahhlee Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 It's not sleazy for RO and I because we have met in person That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk. Please, carry on. 1 Quote
Chi Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk. Please, carry on. Someone got served with mashed potatoes and gravy.... Quote
snafu Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk. Please, carry on. No but it seperates fact from fiction. You can have f ck and c m in real life too. You should try it sometime you'll like it!. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted February 4, 2009 Author Posted February 4, 2009 No but it seperates fact from fiction. You can have f ck and c m in real life too. You should try it sometime you'll like it!. I am no stranger to those carnal delights, snafu. Trust me. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I am no stranger to those carnal delights, snafu. Trust me. Just how experienced are you with said topics? Quote
manicmonday Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Just how experienced are you with said topics? Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
ImWithStupid Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full. Are these the words of someone truly versed in aforementioned deeds and substances? Quote
snafu Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I am no stranger to those carnal delights, snafu. Trust me. Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full. I guess I've need to brush up on some carnal knowledge myself. I need to ask the old lady out on a date or something here pretty soon. It's been a while for myself. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted February 4, 2009 Author Posted February 4, 2009 I guess I've need to brush up on some carnal knowledge myself. I need to ask the old lady out on a date or something here pretty soon. It's been a while for myself. Valentine's Day is coming up quickly snaf. Do something romantic and knock her socks (and other clothing) off. Quote
Ahhlee Posted February 4, 2009 Author Posted February 4, 2009 Just how experienced are you with said topics? A lady doesn't kiss and tell. Neither does a gentleman. Or various forms of flora or fauna, but that's a different lesson for another day. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 A lady doesn't kiss and tell. Neither does a gentleman. Or various forms of flora or fauna, but that's a different lesson for another day. Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees. As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. Quote
Chi Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full. That doesn't mean anything. Ali, Emkay and I get it on all the time whilst we type. We are great multi-taskers;) Quote
Chi Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees. As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. Believe him. I went ahead and asked his kids and they told me he is as pure as freshly fallen snow. Quote
eddo Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees. As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. Hey Bastid, get your own gimmick... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted February 4, 2009 Author Posted February 4, 2009 Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees. As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. I'll host a special workshop just for you, IWS. I'm a friend like that. I tried to invite eddo, but he just cries and drops his half-eaten burrito on his shoes. Quote
Ahhlee Posted February 4, 2009 Author Posted February 4, 2009 That doesn't mean anything. Ali, Emkay and I get it on all the time whilst we type. We are great multi-taskers;) It's true! And it's so much more interesting when people join in the fun rather than watching from the shadows like a creepy uncle. Quote
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