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Bill O'Reilly doesn't do it for me any more.

 

He is getting older and fatter.

 

It's a crying shame, too.

 

Now I'll never get any.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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He is getting older and fatter.

 

It's a crying shame, too.

 

Now I'll never get any.

 

 

I'd f ck you with or without Bill O'Reilly. He just helps to c m harder.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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And since this post hasn't become sleazy enough just yet, let's add this little gem:

 

When emkay, chi and I are getting it on with a Donkey we like to grab it's and it and then eachother with and then emkay screams "Shove that up my !". I stick my in the donkey's and we all laugh while chi and a little dribbles from the corner of emkay's mouth.

 

Good times. Good times.

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I think the one who invited you out. Is the one who is in charge for the bill. Regardless if he or she.Be sure that you both enjoy your date!
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When eddo and I get it on, he makes me wrap myself up like a burrito and scream REGINA!!!!!!!!! over and over and over.....

 

uhhh... uhhh .... faints

I'm trusted by more women.
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And since this post hasn't become sleazy enough just yet, let's add this little gem:

 

When emkay, chi and I are getting it on with a Donkey we like to grab it's and it and then eachother with and then emkay screams "Shove that up my !". I stick my in the donkey's and we all laugh while chi and a little dribbles from the corner of emkay's mouth.

 

Good times. Good times.

 

It's not sleazy for RO and I because we have met in person ;)

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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It's not sleazy for RO and I because we have met in person ;)

 

That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk.

 

Please, carry on.

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That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk.

 

Please, carry on.

 

Someone got served with mashed potatoes and gravy....:p

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That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk.

 

Please, carry on.

 

No but it seperates fact from fiction. :cool:

You can have f ck and c m in real life too. You should try it sometime you'll like it!.:rolleyes:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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No but it seperates fact from fiction. :cool:

You can have f ck and c m in real life too. You should try it sometime you'll like it!.:rolleyes:

 

I am no stranger to those carnal delights, snafu. Trust me.

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Just how experienced are you with said topics?

 

Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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I am no stranger to those carnal delights, snafu. Trust me.

 

Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full.

 

I guess I've need to brush up on some carnal knowledge myself. I need to ask the old lady out on a date or something here pretty soon. It's been a while for myself. :p

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I guess I've need to brush up on some carnal knowledge myself. I need to ask the old lady out on a date or something here pretty soon. It's been a while for myself. :p

 

Valentine's Day is coming up quickly snaf. Do something romantic and knock her socks (and other clothing) off.

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Just how experienced are you with said topics?

 

A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

 

Neither does a gentleman.

 

 

Or various forms of flora or fauna, but that's a different lesson for another day. :p

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A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

 

Neither does a gentleman.

 

 

Or various forms of flora or fauna, but that's a different lesson for another day. :p

 

Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.

 

As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D

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Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full.

 

That doesn't mean anything. Ali, Emkay and I get it on all the time whilst we type. We are great multi-taskers;)

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Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.

 

As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D

 

Believe him. I went ahead and asked his kids and they told me he is as pure as freshly fallen snow.

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Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.

 

As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D

 

Hey Bastid, get your own gimmick...

I'm trusted by more women.
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Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.

 

As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D

 

I'll host a special workshop just for you, IWS. I'm a friend like that.

 

I tried to invite eddo, but he just cries and drops his half-eaten burrito on his shoes.

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That doesn't mean anything. Ali, Emkay and I get it on all the time whilst we type. We are great multi-taskers;)

 

It's true! And it's so much more interesting when people join in the fun rather than watching from the shadows like a creepy uncle.

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