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A quick wipe with a dry towel isn't a whores bath. But you did have that golden shower.

 

Yeah, but I was pretty dehydrated that day...

I'm trusted by more women.
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I got access to an old girlfiends phone number. She's married and so am I so it should be OK Right? I'm really curious how her life has been. I have a 14 year old son and she has two daughters that are a couple years older than him. That would really blow me away to meet her daughters.

 

Boy its tuff gettting old.

 

As long as your wife doesn't care it should be fine.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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As long as your wife doesn't care it should be fine.

 

You mean I have to tell her. :rolleyes:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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You mean I have to tell her. :rolleyes:

 

Depends... How good are you at not getting caught? And, if caught, how good are you at lying?

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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just tell her and save yourself the headache.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Depends... How good are you at not getting caught? And, if caught, how good are you at lying?

 

I can't lie worth a crap. I don't think she would mind anyway.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I can't lie worth a crap. I don't think she would mind anyway.

 

I would come come down upon you like the Hammer of Thor if you withheld something like that from me.

 

So be glad you aren't married to me.

 

But for good measure, I think you should tell her.

 

P.S. Have you planned that super-ultra-mega romantic Valentine's Day yet?

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I would come come down upon you like the Hammer of Thor if you withheld something like that from me.

 

So be glad you aren't married to me.

 

But for good measure, I think you should tell her.

 

P.S. Have you planned that super-ultra-mega romantic Valentine's Day yet?

 

She's a hard women to find something to get her. She can go and get what ever she wants and she never gives me any hints. She has to work Saturday so I'll take her out to a movie and dinner Sunday.

She's gonna go for a vaction to see her sister in Texas and then to see a friend in Florida next month. Maybe I should buy her somehting for hot weather. She's been dieting and tanning so she's getting ready.

 

Women... What a pain in the ass!! Can't live with'em and you can't live without'em.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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