Guest remotecontrol Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boZKcTHSgj8]YouTube - Perfect Man Auctions Virginity[/ame] Guy tries to auction his virginity to buy a laser. Any takers? Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 OK, eddo. Nice video and alias, by the way.No I will not contribute to you getting a laser cannon. We know you will just use it take out Alyssa's new man. I couldn't live with that. Quote
eddo Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Dammit!!! I want a laser!!!!! Don't be hating my nun-chucks, man, it shows a lack of character. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Dude... Your mom must've been freakin' pissed that you used all of her aluminum foil! Now, how is she going to wrap and sell her crack-rock? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Do you think if it were a woman selling her virginity, she would get the laser? It seems to me that a female's virginity is far more valuable than a man's. Sorry, eddo. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Do you think if it were a woman selling her virginity, she would get the laser? It seems to me that a female's virginity is far more valuable than a man's. Sorry, eddo. Yes! I do think a woman would buy a laser. It could be used to fizzle off cottage cheese thighs and it's a home bikini wax kit! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Yes! I do think a woman would buy a laser. It could be used to fizzle off cottage cheese thighs and it's a home bikini wax kit! What a....errr....charming response. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 What a....errr....charming response. I'm going to auction off my charm on eBay. Someone with no personality whatsoever would put some money down on it. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 I'm going to auction off my charm on eBay. Someone with no personality whatsoever would put some money down on it. Well, you definitely are a step up from someone else I know on these boards... Quote
Chi Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Guy tries to auction his virginity to buy a laser. Any takers? I have not viewed this as I am at work, but what woman would have to pay to be able to sleep with a man?.... Is he extending that offer to men as well? And what's with the aluminum, is that on his head? Quote
eddo Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 I have not viewed this as I am at work, but what woman would have to pay to be able to sleep with a man?.... Is he extending that offer to men as well? And what's with the aluminum, is that on his head? no men. and the foil keeps the aliens from reading my thoughts. IT also keep me free from depleted uranium radiation. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
emkay64 Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Uhhhhh......hmmmmm.....What's with the foil? He was pretty adamant about the no hairy beavers...sheeesh.....what a stellar sexual specimen. I'm sure many a hairless beaver will be lining up for this one. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Well, you definitely are a step up from someone else I know on these boards... Ohh.. I get it. I'm a step up above root cellar. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
hugo Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Ladies, you are in luck. I have decided to give my virginity away to the first ten respondents. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Ahhlee Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Ladies, you are in luck. I have decided to give my virginity away to the first ten respondents. Will you offer me a full refund if I'm not completely satisfied with the product? Quote
Ahhlee Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Ohh.. I get it. I'm a step up above root cellar. Barely. Just...barely. Quote
Chi Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Ladies, you are in luck. I have decided to give my virginity away to the first ten respondents. Ooh, ooh, ooh... Am I too late for the VERY used and very old, sheep scented virginity offer? lol:D Quote
ToriAllen Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Do you think if it were a woman selling her virginity, she would get the laser? It seems to me that a female's virginity is far more valuable than a man's. Sorry, eddo. No kidding. All two seconds of sex...that is if he can get past the premature ejaculation issues. Is he getting his laser from the dollar tree. The humor of it might be worth a dollar. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ImWithStupid Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 No kidding. All two seconds of sex...that is if he can get past the premature ejaculation issues. Is he getting his laser from the dollar tree. The humor of it might be worth a dollar. I found him a laser if you guys want to buy it for him to spare some poor girl from having to have sex with him. Woot Announcement . Quote
ToriAllen Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Why I'm Selling My Virginity - The Daily Beast Different from prostitution... how? It doesn't seem like this would be legal, college project or not. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ImWithStupid Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Why I'm Selling My Virginity - The Daily Beast Different from prostitution... how? It doesn't seem like this would be legal, college project or not. If it's different than prostitution, why is she planning on doing the "act" at a brothel in Nevada so she doesn't get arrested? Quote
hugo Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Ooh, ooh, ooh... Am I too late for the VERY used and very old, sheep scented virginity offer? lol:D No, you are not. At first I thought you were number 14, Then I discovered the other 13 were emkay under different aliases. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
ToriAllen Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 If it's different than prostitution, why is she planning on doing the "act" at a brothel in Nevada so she doesn't get arrested? I didn't read that part. I'm dividing my reading between internet fun for distraction and serious studying. What are they teaching in college, now? Yikes. And, additionally, why weren't they teaching it when I was a virgin. I could be 3.8 million dollars richer. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
emkay64 Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 No, you are not. At first I thought you were number 14, Then I discovered the other 13 were emkay under different aliases. Hugo--Fuk ewe!! Quote
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