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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boZKcTHSgj8]YouTube - Perfect Man Auctions Virginity[/ame]

Guy tries to auction his virginity to buy a laser.

 

 

 

Any takers?

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Dammit!!!

 

 

 

I want a laser!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't be hating my nun-chucks, man, it shows a lack of character.

I'm trusted by more women.
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Dude...

 

Your mom must've been freakin' pissed that you used all of her aluminum foil!

 

Now, how is she going to wrap and sell her crack-rock?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Do you think if it were a woman selling her virginity, she would get the laser?

 

It seems to me that a female's virginity is far more valuable than a man's. Sorry, eddo.

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Do you think if it were a woman selling her virginity, she would get the laser?

 

It seems to me that a female's virginity is far more valuable than a man's. Sorry, eddo.

 

Yes! I do think a woman would buy a laser.

 

It could be used to fizzle off cottage cheese thighs and it's a home bikini wax kit!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Yes! I do think a woman would buy a laser.

 

It could be used to fizzle off cottage cheese thighs and it's a home bikini wax kit!

 

What a....errr....charming response. :rolleyes:

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What a....errr....charming response. :rolleyes:

 

I'm going to auction off my charm on eBay. Someone with no personality whatsoever would put some money down on it.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I'm going to auction off my charm on eBay. Someone with no personality whatsoever would put some money down on it.

 

Well, you definitely are a step up from someone else I know on these boards...

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Guy tries to auction his virginity to buy a laser.

 

 

 

Any takers?

 

I have not viewed this as I am at work, but what woman would have to pay to be able to sleep with a man?.... Is he extending that offer to men as well? And what's with the aluminum, is that on his head?:confused:

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I have not viewed this as I am at work, but what woman would have to pay to be able to sleep with a man?.... Is he extending that offer to men as well? And what's with the aluminum, is that on his head?:confused:

 

no men.

 

 

and the foil keeps the aliens from reading my thoughts. IT also keep me free from depleted uranium radiation.

I'm trusted by more women.
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Uhhhhh......hmmmmm.....What's with the foil? He was pretty adamant about the no hairy beavers...sheeesh.....what a stellar sexual specimen. I'm sure many a hairless beaver will be lining up for this one.
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Well, you definitely are a step up from someone else I know on these boards...

 

Ohh.. I get it. I'm a step up above root cellar.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Ladies, you are in luck. I have decided to give my virginity away to the first ten respondents.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Ladies, you are in luck. I have decided to give my virginity away to the first ten respondents.

 

Will you offer me a full refund if I'm not completely satisfied with the product?

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Ladies, you are in luck. I have decided to give my virginity away to the first ten respondents.

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh... Am I too late for the VERY used and very old, sheep scented virginity offer? lol:D

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Do you think if it were a woman selling her virginity, she would get the laser?

 

It seems to me that a female's virginity is far more valuable than a man's. Sorry, eddo.

 

No kidding. All two seconds of sex...that is if he can get past the premature ejaculation issues. Is he getting his laser from the dollar tree. The humor of it might be worth a dollar.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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No kidding. All two seconds of sex...that is if he can get past the premature ejaculation issues. Is he getting his laser from the dollar tree. The humor of it might be worth a dollar.

 

I found him a laser if you guys want to buy it for him to spare some poor girl from having to have sex with him.

 

Woot Announcement

 

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Ooh, ooh, ooh... Am I too late for the VERY used and very old, sheep scented virginity offer? lol:D

 

 

No, you are not. At first I thought you were number 14, Then I discovered the other 13 were emkay under different aliases.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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If it's different than prostitution, why is she planning on doing the "act" at a brothel in Nevada so she doesn't get arrested?

 

I didn't read that part. I'm dividing my reading between internet fun for distraction and serious studying.

What are they teaching in college, now? Yikes. And, additionally, why weren't they teaching it when I was a virgin. I could be 3.8 million dollars richer.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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