ImWithStupid Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Enter the year of the ox, in the Chinese New Year. Since they own most of our country now, we might as well acknowledge it. [attach=full]2250[/attach] Quote
Ahhlee Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 If you make us dress up in a giant Dragon suit to celebrate right after lunch, I don't want to be behind eddo.... Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 If you make us dress up in a giant Dragon suit to celebrate right after lunch, I don't want to be behind eddo.... He does like his burritos, doesn't he? Quote
Ahhlee Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 He does like his burritos, doesn't he? Yes he does. Perhaps if he dined on sweet and sour chicken with rice and beef broccoli it wouldn't be AS bad, but I still don't want to be behind him. Quote
Chi Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Enter the year of the ox, in the Chinese New Year. Since they own most of our country now, we might as well acknowledge it. [attach=full]2251[/attach] Ooh thanks, that reminds me, I would like to attend the yearly parade in Chinatown for that. Quote
eddo Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 If you make us dress up in a giant Dragon suit to celebrate right after lunch, I don't want to be behind eddo.... I'd prefer to be behind Ali anyway. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I'd prefer to be behind Ali anyway. shakes ass Quote
emkay64 Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I'm an ox!! how come I can't be represented by a cool animal or nifty mythological creature? Instead I get a cow with horns, and the scales....I got screwed. Quote
snafu Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I'm an ox!! how come I can't be represented by a cool animal or nifty mythological creature? Instead I get a cow with horns, and the scales....I got screwed. As zodiac signs go I'm Leo the Lion and it fits me well! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
ImWithStupid Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 I'm an ox!! how come I can't be represented by a cool animal or nifty mythological creature? Instead I get a cow with horns, and the scales....I got screwed. I always used to think I was an ox because I was born in 1973 then about a year ago, it dawned on me that my birthday is January 2nd, before the Chinese New Year which put me back with those in 1972 and became a rat. Not sure which is worse. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 Here's what I found about those who are rats... Chinese Zodiac - Rat Personality Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive. Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation. Health Overall Rats enjoy good health. They’re very active which helps keep them in shape and able to fight off sickness. They can at times be tense, aggressive, and full of nervous energy, conditions which can lead to stress. Regular exercise designed to calm will benefit Rats. Career Extremely perceptive and wise, Rats can focus on the big picture. That ability along with their good judgment enables Rats to solve problems before they arise. Rats focus on titles because titles translate into status and money; two motivating forces. Rats make excellent bosses. Routine halts their creativity so Rats need flexible positions that allow creativity. Good career choices include: administrator, director, manager, entrepreneur, broadcaster, writer, musician, stand-up comedian, politician, lawyer, researcher, and race car driver. Relationships Rats are very charming. They enjoy social activities and because they’re out a lot, they’re always meeting new people. They aren’t good at breaking off relationships however, and this presents problems going forward with new relationships. Anyone hoping to partner with a Rat must be able to keep up with the Rat’s active nature. Rats and the 5 elements Metal Rats – Years 1900 and 1960 Metal Rats are strong-willed individuals who are determined to get what they want, regardless of the cost. Intensively emotional, their behavior can border on extreme. Possessive feelings, envy and rage can cause problems. Relationships can be problematic as Metal Rats are obstinate. Water Rats – Years 1912 and 1972 Water Rats are extremely influential. They’re smart and insightful which makes them excellent at problem-solving. Practical and understanding, Water Rats interact well with and are liked by others. Wood Rats – Years 1924 and 1984 Not nearly as self-confident as they appear on the surface, Wood Rats will never expose this vulnerability to others. They’re successful despite their perpetual fear of failing. Wood Rats enjoy being with friends and family and fortunately for them, feelings of love and respect are mutual. Fire Rats – Years 1936 and 1996 Fire Rats enjoy being spontaneous. They enjoy traveling and taking on new tasks and will take on practically any new project or adventure simply to avoid any sense of routine and monotony. They’re zestful, spirited, and giving individuals who are well-liked by others. Earth Rats – Years 1948 and 2008 Earth Rats prefer a sense of stability, digging in and putting down roots early to help ensure a successful future. They believe that slow and steady is the best approach. Being spontaneous is an inbred trait, but this type of behavior does not suit Earth Rats. Compatibility Rats are compatible with a Dragon and Monkey and incompatible with a Horse and Rabbit. Year of the Rat - Chinese Zodiac Rat Sign Looks like I'm not just a rat, but a water rat. [attach=full]2252[/attach] Quote
snafu Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Okay I'm a Roster. c0ck a doodle do. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 I'm a rat too IWS. The 1984 variety. Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
ImWithStupid Posted January 27, 2009 Author Posted January 27, 2009 I'm a rat too IWS. The 1984 variety. Ah, yes. The "wood rat" variety. I've heard of your kind of rat. Wood Rats – Years 1924 and 1984 Not nearly as self-confident as they appear on the surface, Wood Rats will never expose this vulnerability to others. They’re successful despite their perpetual fear of failing. Wood Rats enjoy being with friends and family and fortunately for them, feelings of love and respect are mutual. Quote
wez Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 I be a Rooster... Chinese Zodiac - Rooster Personality Occupying the 10th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Rooster symbolizes such character traits as confidence, pompousness and motivation. Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Rooster are loyal, trustworthy individuals who are blunt when it comes to offering their opinions. Their bluntness stems not from being mean but from being honest; a trait which Roosters expect from others. Roosters are extremely sociable and prefer being the center of attention, always bragging about themselves and their accomplishments. They continually seek the unwavering attention of others which can be annoying. Roosters are as proud of their homes as they are of themselves. They’re extremely organized individuals as evidenced by the fact that their homes are always neat. Health Overall, Roosters are active individuals and their preference to be active helps keep them in good health. When they do become ill, they feel better quickly. They can at times however, take on too much and when that happens, they’ll feel stressed and moody. Career Roosters are highly motivated and hard-working; traits that enable most Roosters to have successful careers. Not surprisingly, Roosters make good actors, musicians and dancers. Other good career choices for Roosters include: CPA, banker, dentist, insurance agent, secretary, and book keeper. Roosters also do well in the armed forces. Relationships The Rooster’s bossiness and honest “tell it like it is” approach doesn’t work well with sensitive individuals. Roosters need to partner with those who are tough-skinned. They’re the individuals most capable of realizing that beneath the tough exteriors are huge, caring hearts overflowing with love. Earth Roosters – Years 1909 and 1969 Extremely organized and detail-oriented, Earth Roosters are excellent at multi-tasking. They’re motivated by success, and set high standards that they expect others to follow. These expectations of others can lead to animosity so Earth Roosters need to adopt a more subtle approach. I don't brag.. I verbally masturbate. I need to adopt a more subtle approach? Whatever.. Fukk that... and fukk you and your animosity. I'm subtle... like a sledge.. right, sexy? hahahaha Quote
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