Ahhlee Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 (emkay, since you're kind of down today this is for you. I know how sexy talk always cheers you up...haha.) In the spirit of President Obama's promises for change and tolerance, plural marriages are now A-ok! So take this opportunity to construct your own dream harem. Rules: there really are no rules except you must choose at least one Justbs member as a concubine...just to make it fun. Quote
Chi Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 (emkay, since you're kind of down today this is for you. I know how sexy talk always cheers you up...haha.) In the spirit of President Obama's promises for change and tolerance, plural marriages are now A-ok! So take this opportunity to construct your own dream harem. Rules: there really are no rules except you must choose at least one Justbs member as a concubine...just to make it fun. Hm, interesting... I would like to see what the guys say about this first... Quote
Ahhlee Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 Here's mine: Seth MacFarlane - I adore humor. Jason Bateman - Because it's my fantasy harem. Big Ben - yum. Oded Fehr - and he must always be shirtless. Yul Brynner (alive) - for a his manly, commanding presence Christopher Guest (circa 1984) - Again...this is my fantasy harem. Tyler Florence - hot personal chef. I'll also take a lawyer, tax consultant/accountant, plumber, carpenter and Bill Gates. Eddo - for furnace repairs, keeping my GMC at peak performance and NOT pooping on my lawn. Bender - he will be in charge of appetizers and jello shots for all parties/gatherings Cloaked - he'll be in charge of the arcade hugo - to play yahtzee with RO - we'll be movie nerds together. Plus he has great fetishes. IWS - security and he must always wear a tux a la "007" RaE - he has funny butt sex stories snafu and OS - will be the resident pool sharks wez - it's always handy to have a certified nurse around Quote
emkay64 Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Rocco DiSpirito or Dave Lieberman--hot chefs...actually it's amazing that guys this hot know their way around a kitchen...but I digress. Chris Nunez..tattoo artist...with lots of tattoos...did I mention he has tattoos. Jimmy Carr--cause he's hilarious, and makes me pee my pants a little... This cowboy guy that took us on a sleigh ride and I had dirty thoughts the whole time about his whiter than white smile and his chaps...ahhh..yeah...and his cowboy hat...whatever.... Any guy that plays guitar just for me...may melt my cold heart just a smidge. If i have to pick guys from here: IWS--cause I have a thing for cops Eddo--cause he makes me laugh, but mostly because he wears women's clothing and does skits for me...it's hot. RaE--cause he's super sick...and I kinda like that. Wez--cause he's nice to me and doesn't call me a whore. Snaf--cause he stalks me relentlessly, but i secretly enjoy it. RO--cause he wears argyle just for me. Cloaked--cause he'd actually encourage getting drunk on the first date. Bender--because I don't want to leave anyone out. Ali and Chi--cause we are lesbians and enjoy threesomes. Sheik--cause he bakes Apple Pies OS--because he knows different languages...maybe he could teach me. If I left anyone out...please leave me a message...I'm sure I can squeeze you in somewhere. Quote
DaMan Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Kathy Bates - She always turned me on. Once she answered the door in Fried Green Tomatoes wrapped in the cellophane it wrapped it for me. Rosanne - In her early days. You could just tell she would be hell in the rack. ToriAllen - Brains and a bod what more can you ask for? The conversation after sex would be inspiring. Chi - My kind of woman. Works her ass off and likes a few beers after a hard days work. I bet she'd rock my world. Plus she'd look good on the back of my Hog. Emkay64 - Likes to laugh and so do I. Plus I think a threesome, me her and another woman, wouldn't be out of the question. Ali - She'd be the third in the threesome. Of course she'd look good on the back of my hog also. Hell maybe we'll have the threesome on the Hog. Quote
Ahhlee Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 Kathy Bates - She always turned me on. Once she answered the door in Fried Green Tomatoes wrapped in the cellophane it wrapped it for me. Rosanne - In her early days. You could just tell she would be hell in the rack. ToriAllen - Brains and a bod what more can you ask for? The conversation after sex would be inspiring. Chi - My kind of woman. Works her ass off and likes a few beers after a hard days work. I bet she'd rock my world. Plus she'd look good on the back of my Hog. Emkay64 - Likes to laugh and so do I. Plus I think a threesome, me her and another woman, wouldn't be out of the question. Ali - She'd be the third in the threesome. Of course she'd look good on the back of my hog also. Hell maybe we'll have the threesome on the Hog. Awww shucks, Cloaked. You had me at "threesome". Quote
phreakwars Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 My wife - I wouldn't want anyone else. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
hugo Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 My wife - I wouldn't want anyone else. . . She must be pretty good. May have to put her on my list. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
phreakwars Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Nah, she's kinda plain and shy, and doesn't cook. Wouldn't want her any other way. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Chi Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Kathy Bates - She always turned me on. Once she answered the door in Fried Green Tomatoes wrapped in the cellophane it wrapped it for me. Rosanne - In her early days. You could just tell she would be hell in the rack. ToriAllen - Brains and a bod what more can you ask for? The conversation after sex would be inspiring. Chi - My kind of woman. Works her ass off and likes a few beers after a hard days work. I bet she'd rock my world. Plus she'd look good on the back of my Hog. Emkay64 - Likes to laugh and so do I. Plus I think a threesome, me her and another woman, wouldn't be out of the question. Ali - She'd be the third in the threesome. Of course she'd look good on the back of my hog also. Hell maybe we'll have the threesome on the Hog. I hate beer, but I may be open to the 3-some thingie;) Quote
snafu Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 My wife - I wouldn't want anyone else. . . That's so sweet. She's looking over your shoulder right now isn't she. I could just about trade mine in for a JustBS Harem. I'll take'em all!! Throw in Valerie Bertinelli and Stevie Nicks. I'm sure there's plenty more out there that I can't think of so I'll leave my card open. I would've put Drew Barrymore but have you seen her on the Cover Girl commercials lately? What a turn off? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
ImWithStupid Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 My only limits would be none of my ex's. A good friend of mine always says, that if you get to sortin', you just might miss a good one. Quote
phreakwars Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Well, I suppose if I HAD to choose a Harem to replace my wife, I think this one MIGHT suffice. Hopefully at least one of them can cook. . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Chi Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 I'm sure I'm forgetting many a fine men out there, but here are these from the top of my head: Steven Bauer as Manny in Scarface Michael Jordan Tom Brady and RO from this site since I have to pick someone from here:rolleyes: and Ali & Em for the reason Em already stated;) Quote
eddo Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Hey Bender, what's with the two in the upper left corner that look like they've been photoshopped? Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 In honor of Make Your Own Harem Day (I'm a sucker for holidays. I mean, I did dress in "blackface" for MLK Day. Didn't shower, drove to DC, and wore it to the inauguration!), I have decided to divulge my own personal harem. Here they are in no particular order... Halle Berry - Well.. because she's Halle Berry! Maria Menounos - She currently appears on the Today Show and Access Hollywood. Tanya Memme - She's on Sell This House and Move This House Scarlett Johannson - Classically beautiful and articulate. A modern day Audrey Hepburn. Katie Linendoll - the Tech Guru from We Mean Business on A&E Rotating JustBS babe - see below... The Rotating Off Topic Forum Babe is subject to change to sate my desire of the hour. Here they are and why... Ali - She's nerdy like that. Emkay - She's randy like that. Chi - She speaks Spanish ManicMonday - Heh heh heh... tastes like a peach. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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