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Happy Birthday!

 

I baked you a cake and Chi and emkay are inside ready to jump out of it wearing nothing but smiles!

 

Though I did bake the cake AFTER the girls got in it.....

 

Oh sh!t. Well, have a great one anyway! ;)

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Happy Birthday!

 

I baked you a cake and Chi and emkay are inside ready to jump out of it wearing nothing but smiles!

 

Though I did bake the cake AFTER the girls got in it.....

 

Oh sh!t. Well, have a great one anyway! ;)

 

Don't forget the donkey.

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Don't forget the donkey.

 

The donkey was scheduled to carry in a load of beautifully wrapped sex toys on its back as part of Cloak's birthday show.

 

Who bakes a donkey in a birthday cake? Sheesh!

 

I'm not stoopid. :p

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Happy Birthday!

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Have a great one!

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Happy Birthday! Kinda hard to be all sexy...since Ali cooked me in your friggin' cake. Aww well...surprise....my hair is singed, and I am entirely too tanned...but on the upside I smell pretty....
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Happy Birthday! Kinda hard to be all sexy...since Ali cooked me in your friggin' cake. Aww well...surprise....my hair is singed, and I am entirely too tanned...but on the upside I smell pretty....

 

Are you still going to do that sexy "Dance of the Seven Veils" that I hear is all the rage?

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Thanks. Burnt or not you and Chi in a cake wearing nothing but a smile will do just fine.

 

I like my women with a nice tan.

 

And Ali I think I need to give you a spanking for that.

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Thanks. Burnt or not you and Chi in a cake wearing nothing but a smile will do just fine.

 

I like my women with a nice tan.

 

And Ali I think I need to give you a spanking for that.

 

SWEET!!!!

 

I wish it was your birthday EVERY day!

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Didn't you like just have a birthday not to long ago? Damn time flys! :p

 

Happy birthday old man.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Yes it does. Especially when you're having as much fun as I am.

 

Ali drop the pants and bend over. Time for the spanking. I might have to probe with my prober to make sure I hit the mark.

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Happy Birthday!!

 

Hope I haven't missed it!!

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.

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