eddo Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 It's about time this website did something for me! Just got this in my pm box: Hello My name is miss Lilan i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in life. Please reply me with my email address here (lilangoodluck@yahoo.com) THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN YOURS LILAN HOT DAMN! I'm gonna get me some! Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Old Salt Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 OK, now I'm jealous. Guess she doesn't like older guys. Or maybe it's just my picture that puts her off. Quote
Chi Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 It's about time this website did something for me! Just got this in my pm box: Hello My name is miss Lilan i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in life. Please reply me with my email address here (lilangoodluck@yahoo.com) THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN YOURS LILAN HOT DAMN! I'm gonna get me some! Add me to the list that got it. Loozers! She pm'ed me first like hours ago! I must be her fave:cool: I also never responded to her, so all of you are just her 2nd, 3rd and whatever choice;) Quote
ImWithStupid Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Make sure you send her money too, when she asks. I'm sure she's either in love with you, or is an African Princess who needs help recovering her family fortune that's been seized. Quote
phreakwars Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Man I feel cheated. I got one too, and I thought for sure it was just me. I was ready to leave my wife and kids and everything. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Jhony5 Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Post nude pics or get the out! Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Old Salt Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 I feel much better, now. But I've found the love of my life and you've banned her. Hello My name is miss Lilan i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in life. Please reply me with my email address here (lilangoodluck@yahoo.com) THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN YOURS LILAN Quote
eddo Posted April 8, 2009 Author Posted April 8, 2009 We have a date for Saturday night. Well, as soon as my check clears we have a date! WOO HOOO!!!! Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 We have a date for Saturday night. Well, as soon as my check clears we have a date! WOO HOOO!!!! How did the date go, eddo? Did Chris Hansen materialize from a fukken pantry? 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
eddo Posted April 16, 2009 Author Posted April 16, 2009 How did the date go, eddo? Did Chris Hansen materialize from a fukken pantry? No Chris Hansen... She demanded that I buy her a diamond necklace, and present it before sex. I did, and then she had a massive case of diarrhea and had to run home. She said she would call me, but her phone must be broken. I'm only gonna give her 3 more months to call back before I call her... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted April 17, 2009 Posted April 17, 2009 No Chris Hansen... She demanded that I buy her a diamond necklace, and present it before sex. I did, and then she had a massive case of diarrhea and had to run home. She said she would call me, but her phone must be broken. I'm only gonna give her 3 more months to call back before I call her... Hope it works out for you, eddo. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
eddo Posted April 18, 2009 Author Posted April 18, 2009 me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this diarrhea will prompt her to get an anal-bleaching done so that she is completely ready for you. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 The most troubling part about this letter, beside the obvious, and beside the choppy English and poor grammar, is the ending... "Thank you for your concern" Concern? What concern? Concern about what? Should I be concerned? Now I'm a little concerned... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
phreakwars Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 Oh, that... well see, I met her once before, and I forgot to tell her about those odd red pimple looking blotches I had on my uh, thing, and well, one thing led to another, and next thing ya know, she spent the night, and then calls me up a week later with those same red blotches, she was a bit concerned, and it shows in her letter... but I swear, nothing to worry about, the breakouts don't occur very often, so, it's all good. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
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