RoyalOrleans Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 No...that was me! I'm so fukking forgettable! Dammit! I thought your version replaced PEOPLE with PECKER? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted June 22, 2009 Author Posted June 22, 2009 (edited) . you got a piece of me and honestly my life would suck without you . Edited April 2, 2016 by rem Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) . you got a piece of me and honestly my life would suck without you . I want a piece of that guy she's canoodling. Holy hell...he is HOT! Edited April 2, 2016 by rem Quote
ImWithStupid Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I want a piece of that guy she's canoodling. Holy hell...he is HOT! Too bad he's obviously gay. Quote
Ahhlee Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Too bad he's obviously gay. Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings. He only lives in warm, gay, climates. No window scraping. Quote
Ahhlee Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 He only lives in warm, gay, climates. No window scraping. What the hell, man? Even my fantasy men have to sh!t on me now, too? Thanks, Chi. Quote
eddo Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings. you forgot "take out the garbage" Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 you forgot "take out the garbage" I did! And mow the lawn as well. Thanks, eddo. I'm glad someone is capable of keeping my fantasies on track. :o Quote
snafu Posted June 23, 2009 Author Posted June 23, 2009 Too bad he's obviously gay. Yeah I bet he?s queerer than a two headed quarter. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Yeah I bet he?s queerer than a two headed quarter. Why do you guys hate me so much? What did I ever do to you? runs out of post crying....not the cute kind of crying but the really ugly kind that includes snorting and gasping for breath Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 runs out of post crying....not the cute kind of crying but the really ugly kind that includes snorting and gasping for breath Snot bubbles? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Snot bubbles? It's not real cryin' if their isn't any snot. Quote
Ahhlee Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Snot bubbles? The size of golfballs. It's not real cryin' if their isn't any snot. I couldn't agree more. If there's no snot, hyperventilating and smeared mascara, it's just crocodile tears. Quote
snafu Posted June 25, 2009 Author Posted June 25, 2009 So we're at a friends anniversary party and my son is playing with his Itouch and shows me the youtube app. So just out of habit I look up My life would suck video when my wife looks over and says "You know she has another song. Its called I don't hook up". She's always been such a killjoy. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
emkay64 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 "So we're at a friends anniversary party and my son is playing with his Itouch" Sorry...sounds like your son was masturbating in public Quote
snafu Posted June 26, 2009 Author Posted June 26, 2009 "So we're at a friends anniversary party and my son is playing with his Itouch" Sorry...sounds like your son was masturbating in public No that would be his mytouch. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted June 30, 2009 Author Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) . Edited April 2, 2016 by rem Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
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