Ahhlee Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 This morning I got into my vehicle and felt the silky strand of a spider web brush against my right arm. I looked around to see if I could spot the web's creator, but there was nothing to be found. That SUCKS because I know the spider is there somewhere...lurking...creeping...waiting to crawl up my pants leg or the back of my shirt. Ugh! Spiders are one of my biggest fears. Followed closely by drowing and clowns. What are your fears? What do you think other BS'ers fear? Quote
Ahhlee Posted July 7, 2009 Author Posted July 7, 2009 snaf - A wolf plague now that Palin is stepping down and the fish not biting at his favorite fishing hole. IWS - Meeting someone with a bigger gun and the age of consent being changed to 35. timesjoke - Being seen within 10 city blocks of a physically mediocre woman and category 5 hurricanes. hugo - A second term for Obama and carnival folk. eddo - A national burrito shortage and humidity over 25%. mercury - Bad in-laws and running out of "herbs". OS - Never realizing his dream of becoming King of the JustBS Arcade and being forced to drink inferior spirits. RO - Bees, doodie and a national recall on thumbtacks. Bender - Palin running...and winning...in '12 and new recipes that go terribly, terribly wrong. emkay - Accidentally shoving a paintbrush up her nose and having to WAIT for healthcare and ugly porn stars. Chi - Discovering her boyfriend is straight and even worse...doesn't like to shop! Anna Perenna - A love frenzied Chopper actually showing up on her doorstep and losing a scrabble game to wez. wez - A freak clothes washing incident that turns all of his scrubs bright pink and a Minnesota statewide golfing ban. Cloaked - All of us turning a new leaf and heading over to rainbowdustandbutterflykisses.com and paper mache. Quote
emkay64 Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Me--being buried alive. I dream about it all the time, and realize the likelihood is slim to none...but that would be the worst. My second...is feet. I think they are disgusting and entirely utilitarian. I don't want to touch them, smell them or interact with them in any way shape or form. Mine are cute and I believe in pedicures, but i never enjoy them (shivers(....grossssssss! I like people wearing socks or slippers in my house and if you want me to snap lose it...put your gawd damned bare feet on my coffee table...just try it! Quote
Chi Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Me--being buried alive. I dream about it all the time, and realize the likelihood is slim to none...but that would be the worst. My second...is feet. I think they are disgusting and entirely utilitarian. I don't want to touch them, smell them or interact with them in any way shape or form. Mine are cute and I believe in pedicures, but i never enjoy them (shivers(....grossssssss! I like people wearing socks or slippers in my house and if you want me to snap lose it...put your gawd damned bare feet on my coffee table...just try it! Good to know. I guess giving you my special facial treatment and temple massage that I give with my feet is out:( Gotta do some more brainstorming as your birthday approaches... Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Last night I had a night terror where the cheeseburger was eating me! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Last night I had a night terror where the cheeseburger was eating me! Did you watch Seinfeld before bed? Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 RO - Bees, doodie and a national recall on thumbtacks. My biggest fear is dying without feeling you up. 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 My only big fears are for my children. I wonder what challenges they will have to face and fear that our Nation is burning the candle of prosperity at both ends and selling out their future. I will not comment on others, it is always good for them to talk about me but if I join in they cry so it is better to just leave it alone. Quote
emkay64 Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 My only big fears are for my children. I wonder what challenges they will have to face and fear that our Nation is burning the candle of prosperity at both ends and selling out their future. I will not comment on others, it is always good for them to talk about me but if I join in they cry so it is better to just leave it alone. You are absolutely erect! I mean correctomundo! 1 Quote
mercury Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 I experienced one of mine last night!! (hint: it didn't have anything to do with bad in-laws) Quote
mercury Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Also... I think TJ's greatest fear is for someone to develop an air leak or for him to accidentally laugh at himself. 1 Quote
timesjoke Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Also... I think TJ's greatest fear is for someone to develop an air leak or for him to accidentally laugh at himself. Why should I laugh at myself when I have a couple of you that keep me in stitches almost all the time? The biggest fear most of you ladies have is to be compared to Sarah Palin, Quote
mercury Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Can Sarah Palin make you laugh like we do?? You can try, but I assure you there really IS no comparison; except we both have vagina's (I'm assuming she has one of those...) and brown hair. My eyesight is better and I don't have a funny accent. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Can Sarah Palin make you laugh like we do?? You can try, but I assure you there really IS no comparison; except we both have vagina's (I'm assuming she has one of those...) and brown hair. My eyesight is better and I don't have a funny accent. You have brown pubes? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 The biggest fear most of you ladies have is to be compared to Sarah Palin, I think most women fear ending up with someone like you. 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 Why should I laugh at myself when I have a couple of you that keep me in stitches almost all the time? The biggest fear most of you ladies have is to be compared to Sarah Palin, Do I make you laugh, TJ? When you think of me, do you start to giggle like a school girl? I wouldn't mind being compared to Palin. I've got nothing personal against her, plus I do a fair impersonation of her. Ask eddo! Quote
mercury Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Yes you do. No... I don't. I say a few words with a regional slant, but there's no funny accent that identifies me as a former southeast Michiganian. If I had grown up a couple hours North, I would have a funny accent. If I grew up 20 minutes east, I'd be Canadian and would definitely have a funny accent. You have brown pubes? I used to! I think I might even still have a few Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 I used to! I think I might even still have a few WHOA! (Spit-take) Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 The only thing that comes to mind for me is death. Dosen't bother me thinking about as much as it used to. I guess the meds are workin. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 No... I don't. I say a few words with a regional slant, but there's no funny accent that identifies me as a former southeast Michiganian. If I had grown up a couple hours North, I would have a funny accent. If I grew up 20 minutes east, I'd be Canadian and would definitely have a funny accent. Her accent is adorable, as is emkay's. Mine, on the other hand, is horrifying. Quote
mercury Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 It's not horrifying... I didn't pick up a single hint of Fargo Quote
snafu Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Her accent is adorable, as is emkay's. Mine, on the other hand, is horrifying. So Emy does have an accent! I'm a sucker for a strong accent. I like the east cost accents too. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
mercury Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Em defintely sounds Canadian, but that's not a strong accent, imo. I only notice it on a few words: sorry & about are the ones I notice most. And dollar. Quote
emkay64 Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 So Emy does have an accent! I'm a sucker for a strong accent. I like the east cost accents too. I do not have an accent! Y'all do...but not me. Actually Ali's and Merc's are very subtle. Saree, doller, and aboot...are NORMAL pronunciations! Quote
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