hugo Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Aww Ali it wasn't the fart per say that ruined Christmas....but lighting it over the fruitcake wasn't so clever. Poor Nana's eyebrows never grew back. You just always have to be the center of attention. Nana looks better without that unibrow. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Chi Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Sheep manipulate men, also. Or men manipulate sheep as IWS has illustrated. Quote
timesjoke Posted July 24, 2009 Author Posted July 24, 2009 You're actually going to compare your little "ALL women are manipulators" rant to the horrors of slavery? You find the two topics to be of equal weight and importance? HAHAHA! Wow. No it was just an example of how things do not change by ignoring reality. You preach ignoring reality, I don't. Did you read all that in a Hallmark card? Was it in the "Why can't we just get along?" section? Yeah...you should probably stop worrying about what you THINK I'm feeling. That's a terrible waste of YOUR life. Your actions define you my dear, no real thinking on my part needed. Yeah, I derailed the thread. Well you try anyway. Actually you did a pretty good job of it, as usual. I'm also the one who farted and ruined Christmas. I thought a fart was considered an official Christmas carol at your house. Quote
eddo Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 no real thinking on my part needed. boy, if that don't say it all... 1 Quote I'm trusted by more women.
timesjoke Posted July 24, 2009 Author Posted July 24, 2009 boy, if that don't say it all... And? Do you have to think to tie your shoes eddo? This was my point, too bad it went over your head. Quote
Ahhlee Posted July 25, 2009 Posted July 25, 2009 It is my possition that women are far superior in the manipulative arts and men are mostly just clueless on what is happening to them. Getting back to the subject at hand... Well, if you're a man who is the victim of a manipulative woman, the solution is simple. 1) GET a clue. 2) Don't reward bad behavior. The end. I thought a fart was considered an official Christmas carol at your house. Gee. Wow. How ever did you know? Quote
hugo Posted July 25, 2009 Posted July 25, 2009 Women stink. Annoying creatures. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Ahhlee Posted July 25, 2009 Posted July 25, 2009 [attach=full]2407[/attach] Heh...that's actually true! Women stink. Annoying creatures. I hope Walter burns the roast tonight. Quote
eddo Posted July 25, 2009 Posted July 25, 2009 Heh...that's actually true! I hope Walter burns the roast tonight. don't you mean "I hope Walter burns the mutton tonight." ?? Quote I'm trusted by more women.
snafu Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 [attach=full]2408[/attach] God I hear that all the time. Well it's "I don't care. Do what you want!" But it's all the same. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Old Salt Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 [attach=full]2409[/attach]This pie chart is wrong, IWS! The green slice shouldn't be there. It NEVER "doesn't really matter". At least from my experiences. 1 Quote
timesjoke Posted July 27, 2009 Author Posted July 27, 2009 This pie chart is wrong, IWS! The green slice shouldn't be there. It NEVER "doesn't really matter". At least from my experiences. You can say that again, I remember a discussion we had in one of my psych classes where the professor made a point that every girl in the room agreed was dead on........that when a woman is mad and blows up at someone (especially a man) that the topic being discussed in the arguement is "NOT" what she is mad about. Women "store up" resentment and the they release it all at one time. Quote
Chi Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 You can say that again, I remember a discussion we had in one of my psych classes where the professor made a point that every girl in the room agreed was dead on........that when a woman is mad and blows up at someone (especially a man) that the topic being discussed in the arguement is "NOT" what she is mad about. Women "store up" resentment and the they release it all at one time. That's because we want you men to be able to figure it out, but we forget men are too dense to. Oh and that you aren't mind readers:p Quote
timesjoke Posted July 27, 2009 Author Posted July 27, 2009 That's because we want you men to be able to figure it out, but we forget men are too dense to. Oh and that you aren't mind readers:p I do not ever want the ability to read a woman's mind, something tells me the overload would kill me. Men try to keep as little as possible on our minds, did you ever watch that video I posted where women/men's brains were explained? Quote
Chi Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I do not ever want the ability to read a woman's mind, something tells me the overload would kill me. Men try to keep as little as possible on our minds, did you ever watch that video I posted where women/men's brains were explained? No, but you can post it again if you want. I agree men's brains would get overloaded. If I left it up to my boyfriend to remember and think about all the stuff that I do, his head would implode. This reminded me of part of a Wanda Sykes DVD I saw. I'm not sure if this is the one because I can't put on the sound here st work, but I think this is the one I remember: http://comedians.comedycentral.com/wanda-sykes/videos/wanda-sykes---sex Quote
timesjoke Posted July 27, 2009 Author Posted July 27, 2009 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73mT5zM]YouTube - Mark Gungor - Men's Brain Women's Brain - EXTENDED[/ame] Quote
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