Some frivolity for emkay.....Part Deux

[Ahhlee]

We had a lot of fun with this over at the Jungle awhile back...it could be good for a laugh or two here as well.

 

Imagine that all the BS members are stranded on a deserted island.

 

What do you think would happen?

[Ahhlee]

I think we'd each have our own personal hut tailored to our interests/personalities:

 

eddo - would of course open up his Mammogram/Gynocology Hut...because he cares about us wimmins.

 

snafu - his Fishing Hut would be filled with handmade tackle and fishing gear. He'll let you use it, but you have to tweak his nipples first.

 

Old Salt - he'd find clever and creative ways to turn coconut milk and hibiscus flowers into a nectar for the gods. His Drinking Hut would be the most popular one of all!

 

Cloaked - he'd have a Spanking Hut. I'd probably spend a lot of time there, cuz I'm kind of kinky like that.

 

Bender - he would be kind enough to feed us all at his Food Hut. His shrimp and seaweed culinary delights would be the talk of the island.

 

TJ - would host Manipulators Anonymous meetings at his Quilt Hut.

 

wez - when you stop at wez's I'm Not You Hut, you would learn who you are and that you, in fact, are NOT wez.

 

hugo - he'd sit daily outside of his Idle Rich Hut and yell "get a job, you damn commie!" at us when we walk by.

 

IWS - he would have the To Protect and to Serve Hut, where he would protect his right to be served.....orally.

 

RO - he'd find a way to fashion thumbtacks out of raw materials he found on the island. He'd also decorate his Thumbtack Hut with roughly hewn "Hang in There!" posters he makes out of sticks, rocks, snot, sand, shells, and other questionable bodily fluids.

 

Merc - would have an I'd Rather Be In Georgia Hut and she'd make homemade bumper stickers with that slogan....even though none of us have a car.

 

emkay - her Canadian Healthcare Hut would be free of charge for us all and she'd laugh maniacally when she would make TJ wait for months on end for his ingrown toenail surgery.

 

Chi - she'd be the sole proprietor of The Donkey Show Hut. Oddly enough, there would be no donkey....or show.

 

Anna Perenna - would own the Scrabble Hut, where wez would be a permanent fixture.

 

Me - my Doritos Hut would be robbed constantly. It would suck.

[Old Salt]

Just go pick some more

 

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Edited April 2, 2016 by rem

[Old Salt]

Old Salt - he'd find clever and creative ways to turn coconut milk and hibiscus flowers into a nectar for the gods. His Drinking Hut would be the most popular one of all!

I resemble that. :o

[phreakwars]

eddo - would try selling island brochures to everyone

 

snafu - would use his outdoorsman skills and find a new strain of marijuana more potent then any known to man.

 

Old Salt - would be in charge of fish harvesting

 

Cloaked - would realize his dream of being on an island without his wife and a bunch of chicks just came true.

 

Bender - would horde the toilet paper.

 

TJ - would start a conspiracy that it's all Obama's fault.

 

wez - would be strangled by TJ the first night and eaten.

 

hugo - would declare us an independent sovereign nation.

 

IWS - would sneak off saying he's collecting berries, but would always seem to head in the same direction snafu did.

 

RO - would have half the women knocked up in an effort to repopulate the island.

 

Merc - would be the island's Martha Stewart.

 

emkay - would use the parts from wez to cook us up some Canadian bacon.

 

Chi - would feel right at home being the island maid.

 

Anna Perenna - would use her outback skills to create a steam powered vehicle

 

Ali - Can do the damn cooking, I only cook for my family and cash

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[RoyalOrleans]

RO - would have half the women knocked up in an effort to repopulate the island.

 

And the other half would be on pins and needles with concern over their cycles.

[Chi]

 

Chi - would feel right at home being the island maid..

 

Maid?! I'm tired of being the maid:p

[ImWithStupid]

Maid?! I'm tired of being the maid:p

 

 

He only picked you as maid because of you're ethnicity. That damn, racist, Bender is always stereotyping them damn Messicans.

[Ahhlee]

RO - would have half the women knocked up in an effort to repopulate the island.

 

And the other half would be on pins and needles with concern over their cycles.

 

What a cad! Yikes! Good thing we have eddo's Mammogram/Gynocology Hut.

 

Thanks, eddo!

[emkay64]

Hmmm...how do we pay for the services that Eddo is offering? Burritos and blow jobs?

 

...and we could all hop on Tami and row our way back to civilization. Just kidding TJ honestly. I'm jealous and would love some PFD's of my own

[timesjoke]

 

...and we could all hop on Tami and row our way back to civilization. Just kidding TJ honestly. I'm jealous and would love some PFD's of my own

 

It's all good em, I stay out of these because anything I say is taken wrong but I can laugh at myself and I find it all very funny.

[emkay64]

Oh give it a whirl! I'll let you know if it's acceptable and you can make amendments lol. It's my thread and everyone is invited...but I'll pass on your penis coladas.

[timesjoke]

Oh give it a whirl! I'll let you know if it's acceptable and you can make amendments lol. It's my thread and everyone is invited...but I'll pass on your penis coladas.

 

It is not you that is the issue em,

 

Discretion is the better part of valor.

[eddo]

Hmmm...how do we pay for the services that Eddo is offering? Burritos

 

faints

 

and blow jobs?

 

faints again

[snafu]

Emy and I will be the queen and king and you will all be our minions. eddo fetch me my slippers. Ali my back needs scratching. Bender go clip the the buds and get them drying. OS go get me some rum and keep out of it! TJ get me the paper and keep these libs in line for me. Cloaked my computer is on the fritz again and make sure I have a good connection. Chi and RO you two can keep waving the fans and keep those bugs off of us. Emy my queen your sole job is to service me. Did I forget any minions?

[snafu]

Oh merc my food is getting cold, please reheat it for me. wez you can make me another batch of that chicken soup when I catch a cold.

[snafu]

IWS my second hand man, that doesn't mean you get seconds with the queen either, you can keep everybody in line while I'm sleeping.

[snafu]

I simply don't know what to do with hugo. Go sit on the other side of the Island and contemplate life for awhile.

[snafu]

Anna can switch off with Chi and RO. She's a switch hitter anyway.

[Ahhlee]

Ali my back needs scratching.

 

I'm a great back scratcher!!!!

[phreakwars]

I call dibs on Anna Perenna. I happen to know for a fact, in real life, she is a tall, very light haired (almost white) blonde who is smoking hot and looks like a cross between Nicole Kidman and the very hot Clare Werbeloff. Must be an Aussie bloodline thing. Who the hell is Clare Werbeloff you might ask? This is.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja01zTkCft8]YouTube - Clare Werbeloff - Sydney Shooting Witness[/ame]

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[Ahhlee]

I call dibs on Anna Perenna. I happen to know for a fact, in real life, she is a tall, very light haired (almost white) blonde who is smoking hot and looks like a cross between Nicole Kidman and the very hot Clare Werbeloff. Must be an Aussie bloodline thing. Who the hell is Clare Werbeloff you might ask? This is.

 

I figured Anna for a beauty. That doesn't surprise me at all.

 

You can call dibs on her if you want to, but if she wanders into my hut, I won't turn her away.

[RoyalOrleans]

I call dibs on Anna Perenna. I happen to know for a fact, in real life, she is a tall, very light haired (almost white) blonde who is smoking hot and looks like a cross between Nicole Kidman and the very hot Clare Werbeloff. Must be an Aussie bloodline thing.

 

Keith Urban is a lot prettier.

 

Who the hell is Clare Werbeloff you might ask? This is.

 

A unique kangaroo.

[Chi]

Anna can switch off with Chi and RO. She's a switch hitter anyway.

 

RO and I will switch off with Anna alright.... Come on RO, let's go take our break;)

 

I call dibs on Anna Perenna. I happen to know for a fact, in real life, she is a tall, very light haired (almost white) blonde who is smoking hot and looks like a cross between Nicole Kidman and the very hot Clare Werbeloff. Must be an Aussie bloodline thing. Who the hell is Clare Werbeloff you might ask? This is.

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I figured Anna for a beauty. That doesn't surprise me at all.

 

You can call dibs on her if you want to, but if she wanders into my hut, I won't turn her away.

 

Hear, hear. If the pictures she uses on her profile are her, she IS hot!

[snafu]

RO and I will switch off with Anna alright.... Come on RO, let's go take our break;)

 

 

 

 

 

Hear, hear. If the pictures she uses on her profile are her, she IS hot!

 

I still have a couple of pics she posted. She's fine.