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Some of my favorite "useless" tidbits are old wives' tales or farmer's sayings like:

 

If there's a pink sky on the horizon at sunset, expect the next day to be a windy one.

 

(And I'll be damned if it isn't true!)

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Some of my favorite "useless" tidbits are old wives' tales or farmer's sayings like:

 

If there's a pink sky on the horizon at sunset, expect the next day to be a windy one.

 

(And I'll be damned if it isn't true!)

That goes with the old mariners' saying:

 

Red sky at night, sailors' delight. Red sky at morning, sailor take warning.

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Where ere thou art where ere thou be always let thy wind go free for it was the wind that killeth me !

My Nanny G always used that quote and I loved her like no other !

Oh I haven't gone away just lurking as usual :p

It means fart and enjoy !

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Although an adult male gorilla can reach the size of up to 600 pounds, the average penis length is only about 1 1/2 inches long.

Make you feel inadequate ?:eek:

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Useless trivia eh? OK... here's one.

 

Alot of people know pineapple is good for breaking down protiens, that's why it shouldn't be added to jello unless boiled first. But here's something interesting.

 

Eating pineapple makes the taste of semen and vaginal fluids sweet. It can even take away that fishy smell. ;)

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You serve a lot of Hawaiian Pizzas in your joint ?

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Look at your fingernails. Then scroll down to see if you followed "the norm" for your gender.....

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Men will typically curl their fingers up and look at their nails with their palm facing towards them.

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Women will typically hold their hand straight with their palm facing away from them to look at their nails.

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Just a fun little fact.

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Oooh, are we doing fun trivia about ourselves?

 

Ok!

 

- I have never mowed a lawn in my life.

 

- My spirit animal is the hawk.

 

- I have a long tongue.

 

- I used to have a nose and eyebrow piercing back in the day before it was trendy.

 

- I don't eat Mexican food because it tastes like dirt to me. Seriously! I think I have some kind of taste bud disorder or something. It's really bizarre.

 

- I beat Mike Tyson in the original NES Punch Out.

 

- My real name is Steve Brokowsky. I'm a 49 years old, own a butcher shop in Chicago, I occasionally like to wear women's panties and my friends call me "T-Bone".

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Oooh, are we doing fun trivia about ourselves?

 

Ok!

 

- I have never mowed a lawn in my life.

 

- My spirit animal is the hawk.

 

- I have a long tongue.

 

- I used to have a nose and eyebrow piercing back in the day before it was trendy.

 

- I don't eat Mexican food because it tastes like dirt to me. Seriously! I think I have some kind of taste bud disorder or something. It's really bizarre.

 

- I beat Mike Tyson in the original NES Punch Out.

 

- My real name is Steve Brokowsky. I'm a 49 years old, own a butcher shop in Chicago, I occasionally like to wear women's panties and my friends call me "T-Bone".

 

WHAT????????????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you don't like Mexican food? It's over between us....

I'm trusted by more women.
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Now we know how that mushroom imprint got in the peanut butter. :(

 

That's why I buy the economy sized peanut butter drums at Costco or Sam's, because there is so much more to love.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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That's why I buy the economy sized peanut butter drums at Costco or Sam's, because there is so much more to love.

 

I hope you refrain from lovin' on the crunchy variety.

 

That just sounds painful.

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Fact: eddo and I were supposed to meet up in Las Vegas about 3 years ago.

 

He stood me up. :(

 

I still cry when I think about it.

 

Fact: it's my shower hookers fault....

I'm trusted by more women.
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Fact: it's my shower hookers fault....

 

I HATE HER!!!!!!

 

Sure, I was hung over as hell the day we were supposed to meet and wouldn't have been worth a sh!t that day, but still! :(

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