Why should we get to know you?

[atlantic]

Hahahaha! It's true! Woe is the elderly Vietnamese woman who cuts Neal off. I'd hate to be the recipient of one of his tongue lashings.....or wouldn't I? heh.

 

 

 

 

YOU SUCK!

 

Care to make a friendly wager this season? Hmmmmmm?

 

...........

 

Wow, some of you got really candid. That is just so cool.

 

TJ and Bender - I can relate to loving a substance abuser. My ex husband got into drugs when we moved to Minneapolis and it completely changed him and our relationship. All he wanted to do was go out, party with his new druggie friends and whore around. I stayed at home trying to make some semblance out of our lives, but I just couldn't make it work all by myself.

 

So many fights, so many tears....it was horrible. He grew progressively more belligerant and abusive and I knew it was going to be over soon. I tried to get him to go to counseling, church...anything with me. He didn't want to change. The last straw came when he was served paternity papers for a baby boy he'd had with another woman and the date of conception was MY FUKKING BIRTHDAY. I told him it was over and to get out.....the evening wrapped up with him shoving me into a wall and choking me. He finally came to his senses, stopped and I fell to the floor. He gathered his personal effects and left. I'm convinced he was strung out on coke that night.

 

During the divorce, I found out that bills I wasn't aware of and other things had been racked up in my name. There was no way I was going to get a red cent out of him for it so I wound up declaring bankruptcy. I still hate, hate, HATE that I had to do it!

 

I've had other boyfriends since and I had boyfriends before him, too. My usual pattern is I break up with them when they get too close to me. I am absolutely NOTORIOUS for pushing people away. I've had other ones that were verbally, mentally and physically abusive as well...they don't last long. I was also date raped in college and caved into his threats if I told, so I never told anyone in real life about it....not a soul. My own mother doesn't even know it happened to me.

 

So yeah, I have trust issues galore. When I say I'm not good for anyone, I REALLY mean that I'm not good for anyone. There isn't a man out there patient enough to put up with likes of me.

 

But I still love men!!!!....lol.

 

Well. This was cathartic!

Damn Ali, that sucks. I've been there too. The key is to not move in with them Of course by the time we figure that out it's usually too late. Good Luck in the future.

[atlantic]

Why should you get to know me? No reason, but I do love the Patriots.

[RoyalOrleans]

That is a sweet sentiment and for some, it must be true. Hell, how many billions of dollars a year do we willingly hand over to Hollywood to watch stories about such things? How many books are written geared towards people still clinging to that tiny shred of hope that the ultimate Fairy Tale can still happen for them?

 

I don't mean to trivialize your comment, RO. Not at all, because you are 100% on the mark! It's just that I'm simply too old, tired and busy to believe in Fairy Tales anymore. I do still believe that love exists, that it can change people for the good and that it's a true gift from God...and for that, I hold it sacred. Love is a beautiful, precious thing and when it's found, it should be nurtured, protected and enjoyed to its fullest extent. Yes, love exists and it is out there just waiting to be found by those who seek its warm, blissful embrace....

 

...but not by me.

 

And love stinks. Yeah... yeah! Love stinks!

 

I love a different woman every night!

[Ahhlee]

And love stinks. Yeah... yeah! Love stinks!

 

Love doesn't stink....unless you're taking it up the ass, I suppose.

 

I love a different woman every night!

 

It's good of you to spread the love, RO! Me, I'd rather concentrate on spreading my legs and then getting the hell out of there.

 

 

........

 

Another reason to get to know me? I do a kick ass Wisconsin nymphomaniac impression that's a hit at parties.

[timesjoke]

There isn't a man out there patient enough to put up with likes of me.

 

You have no idea how many times I told myself the exact same thing.......well.....not the man part, I know I will always have RO if I decide to go to men

 

Seriously though, I just knew my experiences with women had scarred me beyond any chance of ever finding a woman who I could trust, and who would have the ability to get past my scars..........but one day that changed for me, I met someone who was able to stand up to that challenge.

 

 

How did I get to that point?

 

I am sure it is different for everyone even if it is small differences but for me I had two issues. I was scared of 'new' pain/betrayal, and I was holding a lot of unrealistic self-blame for what had already happened to me.

 

To a certain extent, I had to forgive myself before I could move foward.

 

 

 

Is it possible your doing the same thing I did? Are you blaming yourself?

[Ahhlee]

You have no idea how many times I told myself the exact same thing.......well.....not the man part, I know I will always have RO if I decide to go to men

 

Yeah? What is it exactly that you like about RO?

 

His dashing good looks?

His Southern charm?

His perfect hair?

That he's the Grill Fukken Master?

 

 

 

Is it possible your doing the same thing I did? Are you blaming yourself?

 

Maybe. Maybe not. I don't really know. I'm great at helping others with their feelings, but not so much at dealing with my own.

 

But what I've got going now is working for me, so I don't feel a need to delve much deeper into my psychosis...lol.

[snafu]

Yeah? What is it exactly that you like about RO?

 

His dashing good looks?

His Southern charm?

His perfect hair?

That he's the Grill Fukken Master?

.

 

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

[eddo]

Yeah? What is it exactly that you like about RO?

 

His dashing good looks?

His Southern charm?

His perfect hair?

That he's the Grill Fukken Master?

 

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

 

I'd have to assume it's RO's tiny penis.

 

I mean, if I were gay, I'd go for the guys that would do as little ripping and tearing as possible back there...

[timesjoke]

I'd have to assume it's RO's tiny penis.

 

I mean, if I were gay, I'd go for the guys that would do as little ripping and tearing as possible back there...

 

No, it is the tiny little tight thing behind him I like the best, but his tiny package does make it easier to do the "tuck".....ever see that from the silence of the lambs? RO looks way better when he does it

 

 

When I think about what turns me on the most about RO, I just keep thinking back to the first time I saw him standing on the chair in the bathroom so he could see what he was doing while shaving his ass.........man, that just cranks my motor......and I thought women shaving their legs was sexy

[Chi]

No, it is the tiny little tight thing behind him I like the best, but his tiny package does make it easier to do the "tuck".....ever see that from the silence of the lambs? RO looks way better when he does it

 

 

When I think about what turns me on the most about RO, I just keep thinking back to the first time I saw him standing on the chair in the bathroom so he could see what he was doing while shaving his ass.........man, that just cranks my motor......and I thought women shaving their legs was sexy

 

gah, gross me out. I gotta admit TJ is good in the grossing me out dept.

[Ahhlee]

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

 

What do you expect, snaf? Now that TJ has turned his man crush on RO up to 11, I'm worried that I'm going to get tossed aside like a pair of ripped skivvies!

 

Sure, TJ is cuter than me, he can Rumba, he's a World of Warcraft level 8 Demon Master, he can afford to take RO to ritzy places like the Outback, he'll never berate him for leaving the cupboard door open, he thinks thumbtacks are the greatest invention since fire on a stick and his doughnut smile makes RO feel like the King of the world....but I was hoping my folksy accent, vacuum cleaning skills and zesty country ham would grant me a bit of an edge! It's not looking good.

 

I'm doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

[snafu]

Well I'm starting to feel a little left out around here.

 

 

 

 

 

I guess I'll have to start wooing him too.

[RoyalOrleans]

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

 

Which head do you mean?

[RoyalOrleans]

I'd have to assume it's RO's tiny penis.

 

I mean, if I were gay, I'd go for the guys that would do as little ripping and tearing as possible back there...

 

Hey!

 

I'll have you to know that my Interweb penis is this big...

 

.

[RoyalOrleans]

No, it is the tiny little tight thing behind him I like the best, but his tiny package does make it easier to do the "tuck".....ever see that from the silence of the lambs? RO looks way better when he does it

 

 

When I think about what turns me on the most about RO, I just keep thinking back to the first time I saw him standing on the chair in the bathroom so he could see what he was doing while shaving his ass.........man, that just cranks my motor......and I thought women shaving their legs was sexy

 

Awwwww.... you have such a way with words, little swimmer!

[RoyalOrleans]

What do you expect, snaf? Now that TJ has turned his man crush on RO up to 11, I'm worried that I'm going to get tossed aside like a pair of ripped skivvies!

 

Sure, TJ is cuter than me, he can Rumba, he's a World of Warcraft level 8 Demon Master, he can afford to take RO to ritzy places like the Outback, he'll never berate him for leaving the cupboard door open, he thinks thumbtacks are the greatest invention since fire on a stick and his doughnut smile makes RO feel like the King of the world....but I was hoping my folksy accent, vacuum cleaning skills and zesty country ham would grant me a bit of an edge! It's not looking good.

 

I'm doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

 

I much prefer your cleaning accent and folksy vacuuming skills.

[Ahhlee]

Well I'm starting to feel a little left out around here.

 

I guess I'll have to start wooing him too.

 

I kind of enjoy it. It's a great way to pass time between meth hits and giving $20 blowjobs in the back alley.

 

 

I much prefer your cleaning accent and folksy vacuuming skills.

 

My cleaning accent?

 

We need more Lemon Pledge.

 

(eddo will catch that one...lol. And, AND...I can do that voice in person! Along with Lois saying, "Peter, get on!", the Wisconsin nymphomaniac of course, Bruce the gay guy with the moustache, greased up deaf guy and once in awhile Chris!

 

HOW AM I STILL SINGLE??????????)

[eddo]

We need more Lemon Pledge.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!

.I can do that voice in person! Along with Lois saying, "Peter, get on!", the Wisconsin nymphomaniac of course, Bruce the gay guy with the moustache, greased up deaf guy and once in awhile Chris!

 

HOW AM I STILL SINGLE??????????)

 

Don't forget your Sarah Pailn!!! hoooooo weeeee!!!!!

[RoyalOrleans]

HOW AM I STILL SINGLE??????????)

 

You are still single, because the typical man fears a gutsy broad.

[Ahhlee]

You are still single, because the typical man fears a gutsy broad.

 

Awww...true dat, sugar pie!

 

Plus I'm too tall, my unibrow is a bit overwhelming, I pronounce Missouri "Muh-zer-ree", I don't know how to drive a stick and, of course, I'm a huge pain in the ass.

[Old Salt]

Awww...true dat, sugar pie!

 

Plus I'm too tall, my unibrow is a bit overwhelming, I pronounce Missouri "Muh-zer-ree", I don't know how to drive a stick and, of course, I'm a huge pain in the ass.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK?

[Ahhlee]

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK?

 

I know....I KNOW!!!!

 

Now you're all privy to my secret shame!

 

runs away crying

[timesjoke]

What do you expect, snaf? Now that TJ has turned his man crush on RO up to 11, I'm worried that I'm going to get tossed aside like a pair of ripped skivvies!

 

Sure, TJ is cuter than me, he can Rumba, he's a World of Warcraft level 8 Demon Master, he can afford to take RO to ritzy places like the Outback, he'll never berate him for leaving the cupboard door open, he thinks thumbtacks are the greatest invention since fire on a stick and his doughnut smile makes RO feel like the King of the world....but I was hoping my folksy accent, vacuum cleaning skills and zesty country ham would grant me a bit of an edge! It's not looking good.

 

I'm doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

 

Level 8 demon master?????

 

 

 

Anyway, my deal with RO is potential, if I were interested in men, RO would be the king of Queens, lol.

 

But, I am still hooked on girls, I have tried to tell RO that if he ever tries a woman, he will never go back to men but I just can't seem to get through to him

 

 

You my Lady have big hooters, and you know how much I like big hooters

 

I have tried to buy RO some hooters but he won't let me so there really is no future between me and RO till then

 

 

 

 

I have been reading that nude maids have become very popular, you say you have vacuuming skills, wanna be my maid?

[RoyalOrleans]

I have tried to buy RO some hooters but he won't let me so there really is no future between me and RO till then

 

Fake hooters? No fukken way! Elective surgery is evil!

[Ahhlee]

I have been reading that nude maids have become very popular, you say you have vacuuming skills, wanna be my maid?

 

Hmmmm....would you be able to put up with my smart mouth and sassy ways? Also, I want to be paid in meth and you must, and I mean MUST, have enough Lemon Pledge on hand at all times.

 

Fake hooters? No fukken way! Elective surgery is evil!

 

I love elective surgery!!!!

 

In fact, I have my unibrow separation procedure scheduled for October and next spring, I'm hoping to get me a pair of the biggest, fluffiest, Dolly Partoniest tits that TJ's money can buy!