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Hmmmm....would you be able to put up with my smart mouth and sassy ways? Also, I want to be paid in meth and you must, and I mean MUST, have enough Lemon Pledge on hand at all times.

 

I do believe the only challenge will be to keep something in your mouth at all times, I will see what I can do about that ;)

 

 

I love elective surgery!!!!

 

In fact, I have my unibrow separation procedure scheduled for October and next spring, I'm hoping to get me a pair of the biggest, fluffiest, Dolly Partoniest tits that TJ's money can buy! :D

 

Wait a minute, you already have big fluffy boobies.......you want to scoop out the natural stuff and put back in the fake stuff? :(

 

No way!!!

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I do believe the only challenge will be to keep something in your mouth at all times, I will see what I can do about that ;)

 

Oh, like Brach's butterscotch hard candy? Yum!

 

Wait a minute, you already have big fluffy boobies.......you want to scoop out the natural stuff and put back in the fake stuff? :(

 

No way!!!

 

I was thinking it would be fun to fill them up with jingle bells and silly putty.

 

Don't let her fool ya. I hear she drives a pretty mean stick. ;)

 

You must have heard the rumor wrong. I'm mean and was beat with an ugly stick.

 

Get it right, eddo!!!!

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Oh, like Brach's butterscotch hard candy? Yum!

 

That's my favorite hard candy.

 

 

You must have heard the rumor wrong. I'm mean and was beat with an ugly stick.

 

Some might say you are half right, but if they know what's good for them, they won't say which half. :D

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That's my favorite hard candy.

 

Mine too! When I was a little girl, my grandpa always had that candy with him and he would give each of us kids a piece whenever we saw him. I rarely eat it now, but when I do I think of him.

 

I really miss him. :(

 

 

Some might say you are half right, but if they know what's good for them, they won't say which half. :D

 

No, no....both are true. I used to cry myself to sleep about it every night.

 

Now that I'm older and have spent thousands of dollars on therapy, I only cry about it every other night.

 

On a side note: Waterproof pillowcases are a great investment.

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Oh, like Brach's butterscotch hard candy? Yum!

!!!!

 

I like this candy too, but I don't do candy very much.

 

If this does not work I can think of some other things I could try, ;)

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Another reason to get to know me? I'm a triple threat Aquarius. Seriously, I'm like a regular Aquarius cubed.

 

So if you like quirky, freedom fighting, opinionated, brash, emotionally constipated people who have an incessant need to shake up their lives and everything in it about once every 5 years.....then call me! I'll drive you fukking crazy but I can promise you that you won't be bored. :D

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I like this candy too, but I don't do candy very much.

 

If this does not work I can think of some other things I could try, ;)

 

Like mothballs? Aluminum foil? My own panties? Errrrrr.....?

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Mine too! When I was a little girl, my grandpa always had that candy with him and he would give each of us kids a piece whenever we saw him. I rarely eat it now, but when I do I think of him.

 

 

I have a similar memory with butterscotch disks, but in mine, I'm a boy and it deals with the guy who lived in the panel van, down by the river.

 

:(

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Like mothballs? Aluminum foil? My own panties? Errrrrr.....?

 

slaps evil mind for what it wanted to say

 

I was thinking taffy, big chunks of taffy, should keep that mouth well filled and even try to stick the teeth together,bonus, lol.

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slaps evil mind for what it wanted to say

 

I was thinking taffy, big chunks of taffy, should keep that mouth well filled and even try to stick the teeth together,bonus, lol.

 

Yeah, I guess taffy would keep my yap hole shut.

 

As long as it's not licorice flavored. I hate that sh!t.

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I have a similar memory with butterscotch disks, but in mine, I'm a boy and it deals with the guy who lived in the panel van, down by the river.

 

:(

 

Was his name Matt Foley? Did he at least give you a good motivational speech before he molested you?

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Another reason to get to know me: I can belch the Welsh Triads... in Old Welsh!

 

Old Welsh???

 

Now you're just showing off, bastid....

I'm trusted by more women.

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