Ahhlee Posted October 5, 2009 Author Posted October 5, 2009 Ali, I said I wasn't gonna shave my chest. GET OVER IT ALREADY! Hey, I offered to wax your chest, back, butt and nads for free. I'm certified, you know! But nooooooo. You're too scared it will hurt! (Actually, it will. BIG TIME! Hehehe.) Quote
emkay64 Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 Hey, I offered to wax your chest, back, butt and nads for free. I'm certified, you know! But nooooooo. You're too scared it will hurt! (Actually, it will. BIG TIME! Hehehe.) It`ll hurt...and he`ll bleed. Men have fat hair follicles...it`s like pulling out onions. Enjoy! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 Socrates? Confucius? No, no.....Ghandi, right? A rather obscure author known as Padrissimo. Yeah, yeah...it's a long shot but what if a stray chest hair managed to make it's way into my mouth via a splattering of spittle? Don't laugh. It could happen! Don't tell me you can suck-start a motorboat. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted October 5, 2009 Author Posted October 5, 2009 A rather obscure author known as Padrissimo. Ahhhhh, of course! Don't tell me you can suck-start a motorboat. I can do lots of things. Quote
emkay64 Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 A rather obscure author known as Padrissimo.[/quote} Ahhhhh, of course! I can do lots of things. I love your "can do" attitude Ali! Quote
builder Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 Why the hell are my stalkers alwyas creepy guys??????? It's the costume dude. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
eddo Posted October 19, 2009 Posted October 19, 2009 It's the costume dude. Should I switch to the construction worker guy? Quote I'm trusted by more women.
builder Posted October 19, 2009 Posted October 19, 2009 Should I switch to the construction worker guy? The meter maid works for me. Hundred percent, well, almost. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 19, 2009 Posted October 19, 2009 Is this the same old builder? Oh lord... just what we need... lol. The guy that introduced us to the term "tosser"... Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
builder Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Is this the same old builder? Oh lord... just what we need... lol. The guy that introduced us to the term "tosser"... Jhony?? Is that you???? How's fatherhood treating ya? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Jhony?? Is that you???? How's fatherhood treating ya? Johny's here too, but I'm not him. In fact... he hasn't been very active here in a while. You'll figure me out Buildy. Though, it has been a while. And I know you're getting old. Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
RoyalOrleans Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Well..... sh!t the bed! How about that? The bully up on his pulpit is ready to dole out judgment upon another, but is afraid to look himself in the mirror. You are a c nt. You are a fat c nt. When you speak, your mouth looks like a c nt. When you walk, passersby think "Look at that walking c nt.". When you belch, your breath smells like a c nt. When you drive, other drivers are astonished by the driving c nt. When you swim, people point and mock "Look at that wet c nt!". You are, quite possibly, the most arrogant son of a b!tch on the fukken planet. If you respond to this you will, by default, admit that you are a c nt. And we all know how you can't keep your c nt mouth closed, so go ahead and prove me right. You c nt. PS: Don't forget to accuse me of being a racist, elitist, socialist like Carter, Obama, et. al. That always goes over so well, because our fellow members have information to the contrary. PSS: You c nt. Stop being a c nt. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 .......A bunch of childish profanity and unimaginative garbage..... Let me know when you grow up enough to use big boy methods of communication. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Let me know when you grow up enough to use big boy methods of communication. Would you like for me to fly down there and say this to your c nt face? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Would you like for me to fly down there and say this to your c nt face? Yes, I would, but your too much of a coward to do so. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Yes, I would, but your too much of a coward to do so. Ohhh booooo hooooo! Give me your address and I'll book the flight. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Ohhh booooo hooooo! Give me your address and I'll book the flight. Like I would give a nobody like you my address, lol. I will meet you at the Oaks mall right off 75 in Gainesville any time you tell me big mouth, let's see if you can drum up the courage to actually back up that mouth for a change. from: The Oaks Mall, 6419 Newberry Road, Gainesville, Florida 32605 - Google Maps Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Like I would give a nobody like you my address, lol. I will meet you at the Oaks mall right off 75 in Gainesville any time you tell me big mouth, let's see if you can drum up the courage to actually back up that mouth for a change. from: The Oaks Mall, 6419 Newberry Road, Gainesville, Florida 32605 - Google Maps Awful big words from a fathead. May 4th 2010, on my birthday, at 9:30 AM, I will call you a c nt in front of God and everyone; be there or be eternally fukked. Do you have a special keyboard to accommodate your fat sausage like fingers? 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Awful big words from a fathead. May 4th 2010, on my birthday, at 9:30 AM, I will call you a c nt in front of God and everyone; be there or be eternally fukked. Do you have a special keyboard to accommodate your fat sausage like fingers? May 4th? I knew you would chicken out, 99% of those who have such big mouths as you have on the internet are cowards in person, glad to know your falling into the normal percentages. I never doubted it for a second though, your predictable, just like your now trying to "safe face" by spamming flames on me even in the chat box, Let me know when you grow some balls. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 May 4th? Yeah... It will be a birthday gift to myself. You fathead mush-mouthed c nt. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 May 4th? I knew you would chicken out, 99% of those who have such big mouths as you have on the internet are cowards in person, glad to know your falling into the normal percentages. I never doubted it for a second though, your predictable, just like your now trying to "safe face" by spamming flames on me even in the chat box, Let me know when you grow some balls. You "knew" he would chicken out? It's a future date. The day hasn't even happened yet, still you "knew" he would chicken out? God you're dumb. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 You "knew" he would chicken out? It's a future date. The day hasn't even happened yet, still you "knew" he would chicken out? God you're dumb. If it happened on May 4th 2009, we'd all be talking about how I showed up and TJ didn't show. In fact, I wonder how in the hell he will get there? Will he be carried in on the shoulders of teenage boys wearing his kingly gay garb? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Yeah... It will be a birthday gift to myself. You fathead mush-mouthed c nt. Why wait RO? Too scared? You figure if you set a date that far into the future you can just let everyone forget so you can save face? I can meet you there tomorrow, it is a short drive or we have an airport you can fly in as you offered, don't back out now chickensh!t. Quote
eddo Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 I don't like where this is going. not at all. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 I don't like where this is going. not at all. So am I. TJ makes idle threats and I reciprocate. It's a viscous cycle. So I will be the bigger adult here and step away from where this is going. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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