Guest You asked for it Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 What you don't know, is that if you hurt me, it'll just make me hotter for him. ok.. I'm sorry.. you seem like a beautiful person.. I'm sure we can be the best of friends.. omg!!!! Have you heard about TJ's motorboat skillz? swoon... Quote
Guest vicious Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 ok.. I'm sorry.. you seem like a beautiful person.. I'm sure we can be the best of friends.. omg!!!! Have you heard about TJ's motorboat skillz? swoon... Don't suck up to me. I'll cut your tits off and he won't have anything to "motorboat". Quote
Guest Why??? Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Don't suck up to me. I'll cut your tits off and he won't have anything to "motorboat". You like to attack people because you WANT to hurt them. You have an internal failing because you are miserable every day of your life. Go ahead.. cut em off.. TJ will buy me new ones to motorbaot.. lol.. .. Have a nice day! Quote
Guest Unregistered Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 He'll just buy her some new ones... Quote
Guest Unregistered Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 You like to attack people because you WANT to hurt them. You have an internal failing because you are miserable every day of your life. Damn straight I'm miserable. I like to spread the "sunshine", too. {QUOTE=Go ahead.. cut em off.. TJ will buy me new ones to motorbaot.. lol.. .. Have a nice day! Always finding the loopholes, aren't you? Quote
Guest Malibu Barbie - Whore Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 TJ - you are such a fuking tool... Quote
Guest Mz. Motorboat Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Always finding the loopholes, aren't you? That's right.. bitch.. lol.. .. You don't love TJ like I do.. Have a nice day! Quote
Guest Malibu Skipper Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 That's right.. bitch.. lol.. .. You don't love TJ like I do.. Have a nice day! Just don't be an irresponsible vagina and get yourself knocked up. Quote
Guest Responsible vagina Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Just don't be an irresponsible vagina and get yourself knocked up. Not possible with a man like TJ.. You're just jealous.. lol.. .. I want 10 kids with the last vestige of hope.. sigh Go to hell, bitch! Quote
Guest I Wish I Was Tami Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Well, if any of you REALLY loved TJ, you would have joined his fan club like I did. So just back off! Bitchez... Quote
Guest TJ's #1 Fan Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 And if you knew anything about having a responsible vagina you would know that he only reproduces in plastic cups for infertile women. I was a receptor of his seed. And it was good. Now, he and my husband take turns disciplining our boy. Quote
Guest Malibu Skipper Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Well, if any of you REALLY loved TJ, you would have joined his fan club like I did. So just back off! Bitchez... Is there a membership fee for that? Quote
Guest Failed hater Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 And if you knew anything about having a responsible vagina you would know that he only reproduces in plastic cups for infertile women. I was a receptor of his seed. And it was good. Now, he and my husband take turns disciplining our boy. hahahahaha.. ing.. ha Quote
Guest malibu Ken Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Is there a membership fee for that? Don't worry sweetie, I got ya covered. The photos you get of him are priceless for helping to fill that turkey baster! Quote
Guest Implanted Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Breast Implants are the requirement. Quote
Guest My man! Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 And if you knew anything about having a responsible vagina you would know that he only reproduces in plastic cups for infertile women. I was a receptor of his seed. And it was good. Now, he and my husband take turns disciplining our boy. Well.. if you knew anything.. you'd know we don't have a turkey baster named dick gravey for nothing.. lol.. My TJ.. he likes to be so silly... Sometimes he motorboats my azz too.. lol.. have a nice day, jealous bitch.. lol.. Quote
Guest Silicone Barbie Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Oh What Ever! You're just jealous because I have more silicone than YOU do! You Estrogen Mafia Flunkee! Quote
Guest GI Joe Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Oh What Ever! You're just jealous because I have more silicone than YOU do! You Estrogen Mafia Flunkee! Hey.. are you free? I could kill TJ without a shred of emotion, like a doctor cutting away cancer. Quote
Guest clueless Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 There is so much hatred an hostility for this person that goes by Timesjoke... I don't get why you are all such haters. It can only be because you are jealous of his wide and varied experiences, his wealth and his tremendous success. Quote
Guest Secret Confession Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 There is so much hatred an hostility for this person that goes by Timesjoke... I don't get why you are all such haters. It can only be because you are jealous of his wide and varied experiences, his wealth and his tremendous success. I know I am.. Quote
Guest Malibu Ken Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 There is so much hatred an hostility for this person that goes by Timesjoke... I don't get why you are all such haters. It can only be because you are jealous of his wide and varied experiences, his wealth and his tremendous success. I just want to stick it up his pooper. I think I've almost talked him into it, too! Now where were those fan photos, again? I think I need some relief. Quote
Guest TJsBarbieDoll Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 I just want some silicone and sperm and I'm good. Quote
Guest Unregistered Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 I was actually not a good friend for MrsK either. Got that right, you're a not a good "friend" for anybody. Quote
timesjoke Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 OMG!!! You guys are awsome!!! I have to admit that I am usually very interested in how much some of you obsess about me over the weekends, when I have my kids the internet is not usually something I will waste my time on, priorities and all that, but I have to say you guys have taken things to a whole new level, I am flattered to be such a huge part of your every day lives, I must mean more to you guys than you will let yourselves admit. ?What comes first, the compass or the clock? Before one can truly manage time (the clock), it is important to know where you are going, what your priorities and goals are, in which direction you are headed (the compass). Where you are headed is more important than how fast you are going. Rather than always focusing on what's urgent, learn to focus on what is really important.? Quote
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