Ahhlee Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 If various couples of BS were matched up together, what do you think the outcome would be? Pick some matches made in Heaven or matches made in the depths of Hades and tell us why! </thread intended for fun purposes only so no one needs to get their panties in a wad over it!> Quote
Ahhlee Posted September 17, 2009 Author Posted September 17, 2009 emkay and hugo - emkay has a vagina and that's all hugo needs. Perfect match! RaE and mercury - Merc would soon tire of RaE's inability to remember her name and his constant demands for buttsecks. Probably not a good match. atlantic and RO - She loves a man in glasses and RO's Buddy Holly glasses are the toast of Atlanta! This could work! chi and wez - chi is a hot little heartbreaker and wez is learning how to fix hearts. Good possibilities here! IWS and eddo - they have similar political leanings and IWS does have that glorious side boob.....Hmmmmmmm! I'll give this one a "maybe". More later... Quote
eddo Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 emkay and hugo - emkay has a vagina and that's all hugo needs. Perfect match! Pretty sure hugo needs a wool sweater as well... just sayin' Quote I'm trusted by more women.
eddo Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 Pick some matches made in Heaven or matches made in the depths of Hades and tell us why! Eddo and Ali- Perfect, if she'd let me in the house... Eddo and Emkay- Perfect, if I'd let her out from under the bed... Eddo and Merc- Perfect, if she'd make me french fries Eddo and Chi- Perfect, if she'd keep Lance from "accidentally" interrupting my showers. Eddo and ToriAllen- Perfect, we could almost run a board together, lol. Eddo and AnnaPerenna- Perfect, if she'd move to the states Apparently I am the perfect match for all you wimmens. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
wez Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 Lewis + two $5000 water balloons and a box of rocks = heaven Have a nice day Quote
Ahhlee Posted September 17, 2009 Author Posted September 17, 2009 Ali and emkay - We're soulmates. Perfect! Ali and mercury - We'd create art all day long and I wouldn't bug her for sex. We'd be golden. Ali and Chi - We'd go shopping together! Yay! Ali and atlantic - I'd make sure she didn't have small toys stuck in her hair before she left the house. I think we'd be great. Ali and Tori Allen - Neither of us would lose friends on account of differing political views. Outstanding! Ali and Ana Perenna - Wild and wacky. We'd fuk sh!t UP!!!! Fun! Ali and wez - We'd have wonderful discussions in our midwestern accents. It would work! Ali and Bender - We'd open a restaurant together and be the perfect capitalistic pair....uh oh! Would that be a problem, Bender? Ali and IWS - He'd go hunting all the time and I'd spend his money while he hunted. I like it! Ali and snaf - He'd go fishing all the time and I'd spend....well, you get the idea. Haha. Ali and OS - I'd make him tell me stories all the time. I bet OS has great stories to share. Great match! Ali and hugo - Yes, yes....I'd wear the sheep costume every Friday night. We could make it work. Hehe! Ali and RO - He's a real pumpkin! We'd watch old movies and shake our fists at disagreeable things together. If only I could get him to pronounce "Missouri" correctly..... Excellent possibilities! Ali and eddo - Why, WHY won't you come inside, eddo??????? I said I'd make you a fruit pizza! Prospects pending..... Ali and RaE - If I could get him interested in anything but armpit sex with me, I think we'd have a shot! Ali and Cloaked - Spankings!!!!! 1 Quote
Hack Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Ali and TimesJoke = murder in the red barn yes, a Tom Waits reference 1 Quote
emkay64 Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Ali and TimesJoke = murder in the red barn yes, a Tom Waits reference You dun said a mouthful right there you did! Quote
timesjoke Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Ali and TimesJoke = murder in the red barn yes, a Tom Waits reference I figured some idiot had to come along and go there, good to see once again Hack was able to measure up to such a low point, lol. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Ali and TimesJoke = murder in the red barn yes, a Tom Waits reference [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN9yZuorgq8]YouTube - Tom Waits - London 04 - Murder in the Red Barn, Day After...[/ame] Oooooo..... I think I will fukken like you. Fukken love Tom Waits! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Alright... I'll give this a fukken whirl. RO and all the fine ladies - Ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh....... In the name of sweat... hot tub... cognac... In the name of wet.... Ow! Hot tub! Fingers pruny, velvet warm up suits, Swisher Sweets, and my collection of midget erotica. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.... gonna get some spankin' on, ya'll. And don't forget about the Ritz crackers and cheese logs. All night long. Good times, bad muthafukkas. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted September 22, 2009 Author Posted September 22, 2009 Alright... I'll give this a fukken whirl. RO and all the fine ladies - Ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh....... In the name of sweat... hot tub... cognac... In the name of wet.... Ow! Hot tub! Fingers pruny, velvet warm up suits, Swisher Sweets, and my collection of midget erotica. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.... gonna get some spankin' on, ya'll. And don't forget about the Ritz crackers and cheese logs. All night long. Good times, bad muthafukkas. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt. ^^^ If The Ladies' Man, Eddie Murphy's "James Brown in the hot tub" character, Ron Jeremy and Rick James had a baby.....THIS would be the outcome. Eeeeee! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 ^^^ If The Ladies' Man, Eddie Murphy's "James Brown in the hot tub" character, Ron Jeremy and Rick James had a baby.....THIS would be the outcome. Eeeeee! Ali... honeychild. I have a wading pool full of vanilla extract and a hundred pound sack of rock salt on standby. Together you and I will redefine the flavor of vanilla. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted September 22, 2009 Author Posted September 22, 2009 Ali... honeychild. I have a wading pool full of vanilla extract and a hundred pound sack of rock salt on standby. Together you and I will redefine the flavor of vanilla. It's an extra, extra large wading pool, right? Cuz, you know....... Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 It's an extra, extra large wading pool, right? Cuz, you know....... Yes................... my penis gets in the way. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted September 22, 2009 Author Posted September 22, 2009 Yes................... my penis gets in the way. Bingo! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Bingo! And the midget camera crew. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted September 22, 2009 Author Posted September 22, 2009 And the midget camera crew. I wouldn't have it any other way....except maybe doggy style. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 tj hurt my widdle feewings A little pain won't bring the world crashing down around you, but you've got a lot more in store for you. Take it and give a little back. (smileyface) (winkyface) Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 tj hurt my widdle feewings I'm sorry Quote
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