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I'm having dayquil and water.

 

Still feeling crummy, IWS? :(

 

Poor baby.

 

I have a couple Sierra Nevadas in the frige, along with some Michelob Honey Lager... One of these days, I'm going to actually drink them.

 

I really do miss beer. Every once in awhile I'll drink a little just to enjoy the taste, but after about 3-4 sips I can totally feel it fill me up because of the carbonation so I have to stop.

 

Oh well. The trade off is worth it!

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I really do miss beer. Every once in awhile I'll drink a little just to enjoy the taste, but after about 3-4 sips I can totally feel it fill me up because of the carbonation so I have to stop.

 

Oh well. The trade off is worth it!

 

I need to start missing the beer. I can't seem to lose anymore weight and the old lady is on my ass. But I cut everything else out. What's a guy gotta do to catch a buzz?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I need to start missing the beer. I can't seem to lose anymore weight and the old lady is on my ass. But I cut everything else out. What's a guy gotta do to catch a buzz?

 

liquor has way less carbs than beer. Switch to liquor.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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I had to look the stuff up. Never heard of it before. I like my Southern Comfort straight.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Southern Comfort is too sweet...

 

Yeah but that's why you don't need to add soda to it.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Like the President, I too, claim that I have saved millions of jobs.

 

Thank me.

 

Orally?

 

With a spanking?

 

Perhaps that "Crouching tiger, hidden penis" move you like so well?

 

Errr...????

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Perhaps that "Crouching tiger, hidden penis" move you like so well?

 

that's way better than than IWS's "Hide the Salami" game...

 

 

trust me...

I'm trusted by more women.
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None of those are as hilarious as the old standby, "pull my finger" game.

 

I'm laughing just thinking about it.

 

Hey Merc.....I think we just found your "Mr. Stinky"!

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I just spent the last hour chatting on facebook with my best friend from my freshman year!

 

I've been trying to find her for about 20 years!

 

God, the memories are flooding back...

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Ohhhh, you want the sophomoric version of oral pleasure. Got it...heh.

 

Anything for you, doll! ;)

 

 

I thought the Seth McFarland related vid, might earn me credit and you might move further south than that vid portrayed.

 

Could be wrong.

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I thought the Seth McFarland related vid, might earn me credit and you might move further south than that vid portrayed.

 

Could be wrong.

 

oh yeah, you got some brownie points, I would almost guarantee it. :)

I'm trusted by more women.
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I woke up early this morning and couldn't go back to sleep! I hate it when I do that! So I'll dick around on the Intraweb and then go sit in my recliner with SportsCenter on in the background.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I thought the Seth McFarland related vid, might earn me credit and you might move further south than that vid portrayed.

 

Could be wrong.

 

No, you're not wrong. You guys know me too well and realize that anything to do with Seth MacFarlane is the key to my heart....and mouth.

 

Bastids.

 

oh yeah, you got some brownie points, I would almost guarantee it. :)

 

And you would be RIGHT! And you would have been even more right had you said "PAN of brownie points"....hehe!

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