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Exactly what olympic event did Barack Obama compete in, that giving the Olympics to Chicago would have made kids in America want to compete because of Obama?

 

He's half Kenyan right?

 

Running.

 

When he loses, Obama blames his mother's race.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Hung-the-fukk-over!

 

How old am I again?

 

You'd think I'd learn a lesson or two in that time.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Why doesn't he just tell everybody what race he is? He's of the mongrel race but aren't we all?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Why doesn't he just tell everybody what race he is? He's of the mongrel race but aren't we all?
Maybe that's why he doesn't show his birth certificate? Because it says "White" for race?
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I took a nice bike ride in the cold cold rain last night. I went about a 100 miles just because. When I came back into town instead of listing to my tunes I decided to play with the CB radio and see if anybody was out there. I went threw all 40 channels crying out for a radio check and throwing out old handles from the past. Low and behold someone I didn't recognize came back and told me what channel everybody was hanging on now a days. Mind you I'm on my bike so I'm a weaky squeaky so it was pretty cool he came back to me. Well he hooks me up with a ghost from the past! I was elated! So they came over last night and hooked me up with some coax cable I needed to to get my base station back on line. I still had my antenna up. So in the middle of the night I climb up and hook her up and I'm on the air again. Well it finds out a bunch of the old ghost are still out there still hunting the airwaves. Mind you again this is before the Internet."Air Pollution" (my buddy) tells me they also play and talk on Skype, so I've just downloaded it and I will be getting another mike (because the one I had craped out) and will be able to bull with them there too. I'm happier than a pig in !

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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I woke at four in the morning to the sound of thunder and heavy rain. My yard is officially a lake.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I got to babysit my niece yesterday while my sister-in-law ran errands. She's one, and walking and talking a lot now. Her sweet little voice is so adorable, and everything is "puppy", "baby" and "yummy"....lol. It was a fun time.

 

I also found a long lost friend on facebook! That is exciting. :)

 

It's freezing here today. Winter is a'coming! I'm not ready.

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I just had a strange confrontation with an Indian convenient store keep.

 

Here is the conversation:

 

RO: Good evening.

 

Indian: Yes. It is fine, sir.

 

RO: Do you think we'll see more rain this weekend?

 

Indian: I am happy with my location.

 

RO: Errr... No. I asked if YOU think we'll see more rain this weekend.

 

Indian: Sir. I answered your question.

 

RO: Huh?

 

Indian: Please to be paying for your merchandise and leave my store.

 

RO: Fine. (mumbling) I can get a nudie mag and a six pack anywhere.

 

Indian: $12.14 sir.

 

RO: Highway robbery!

 

Indian: Thank you. See you soon.

 

RO: Don't hold your breath.

 

Indian: Sir?

 

RO: It's an expression.

 

Indian: Are you suggesting that I kill myself?

 

RO (after a short pause and looking at his beady little eyes.): Are you off your meds or something, man?

 

Indian: No! You are off your meds, sir!

 

RO: WTF is your problem?

 

Indian: WTF is your problem, sir?

 

RO: I'm not playing games with you on a Wednesday night.

 

Indian: I do not want to play games with you, sir.

 

RO (confused): Fukkit. See you tomorrow, Najeeb.

 

Indian: Thank you, Neal.

 

Najeeb speaks English with a heavy Indian accent. He is also around thirty or so and will probably be my emergency heart transplant surgeon in my latter days.

 

He and I know each other by name, he and I have spoken on several different occasions, however I don't think he understands my English.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I got me a puppy. 2 years old, pretty calm, getting along great so far with my Buddy.

 

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Aggie

 

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Buddy & Aggie

 

Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie. :)

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I got me a puppy. 2 years old, pretty calm, getting along great so far with my Buddy.

 

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Aggie

 

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Buddy & Aggie

 

Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie. :)

 

That dog is a dead ringer for mine that died in 2005

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I just had a strange confrontation with an Indian convenient store keep.

 

Here is the conversation:

 

RO: Good evening.

 

Indian: Yes. It is fine, sir.

 

RO: Do you think we'll see more rain this weekend?

 

Indian: I am happy with my location.

 

RO: Errr... No. I asked if YOU think we'll see more rain this weekend.

 

Indian: Sir. I answered your question.

 

RO: Huh?

 

Indian: Please to be paying for your merchandise and leave my store.

 

RO: Fine. (mumbling) I can get a nudie mag and a six pack anywhere.

 

Indian: $12.14 sir.

 

RO: Highway robbery!

 

Indian: Thank you. See you soon.

 

RO: Don't hold your breath.

 

Indian: Sir?

 

RO: It's an expression.

 

Indian: Are you suggesting that I kill myself?

 

RO (after a short pause and looking at his beady little eyes.): Are you off your meds or something, man?

 

Indian: No! You are off your meds, sir!

 

RO: WTF is your problem?

 

Indian: WTF is your problem, sir?

 

RO: I'm not playing games with you on a Wednesday night.

 

Indian: I do not want to play games with you, sir.

 

RO (confused): Fukkit. See you tomorrow, Najeeb.

 

Indian: Thank you, Neal.

 

Najeeb speaks English with a heavy Indian accent. He is also around thirty or so and will probably be my emergency heart transplant surgeon in my latter days.

 

He and I know each other by name, he and I have spoken on several different occasions, however I don't think he understands my English.

 

No slurpy today... come back tomorrow..

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie. :)

 

So you named her after my Granny instead?

Granny would not be pleased!

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Poor Najeeb. Who can understand what those crazy southerners are saying, anyway? :p

 

Congratulations eddo!!!! What a beautiful puppy. And you need an area rug to break up all that brown in your living room. Don't worry....I'll pick one out when I move in with you. It's snowing today so I'm already packing.

 

Well....Scratchy and Miss Kitty are back home. The mom who I had given them to is allergic and had to give them up so I took them back. I've got a couple of other options I'm looking into and will probably run an ad in the paper next week. Itchy's being a crab about the whole ordeal but I can tell the dynamic duo are happy to be back home.

 

I really did miss them.

 

And when Scratchy curled up right at my left side last night, I'll admit that I cried a little.

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And when Scratchy curled up right at my left side last night, I'll admit that I cried a little.

4 am the new puppy jumped up in bed and wanted to snuggle. She is still a little unsure about everything, but she really is a sweetie. :)

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