RegisteredAndEducated Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 I didn't know chi was a poster on FMyLife.com... Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at the mall, kissing another man. His partner got up and went to the bathroom, so I went up to my ex. I told him I didn't know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came out and I recognized him as my current boyfriend. FML FML: I saw my ex-boyfriend at the mall, kissing another man. His partner got up and went to the... Edit: I think I've posted here about this site before... But I can't remember. It makes me feel better about myself. 1 Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
snafu Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 I didn't know chi was a poster on FMyLife.com... FML: I saw my ex-boyfriend at the mall, kissing another man. His partner got up and went to the... Edit: I think I've posted here about this site before... But I can't remember. It makes me feel better about myself. Boy that's gotta with your ego. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 I went through an experimental phase in college where I dated a bisexual guy. He was nice enough, but he liked to cuddle waayyyyyy too much for my taste and I never did let him "go all the way". I remember one night we had a hot and heavy make out session in his bed and afterwards we paged through some kind of "Better Homes and Gardens" magazine looking at curtains...lol! True story! Poor Chi. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 I went through an experimental phase in college where I dated a bisexual guy. Unless the guy has not yet had sex with another man, there is no such thing as a bisexual guy. Once a guy has a penis in him, he's gay. 1 Quote
emkay64 Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 I went through an experimental phase in college where I dated a bisexual guy. He was nice enough, but he liked to cuddle waayyyyyy too much for my taste and I never did let him "go all the way". I remember one night we had a hot and heavy make out session in his bed and afterwards we paged through some kind of "Better Homes and Gardens" magazine looking at curtains...lol! True story! Poor Chi. The only experimental phase guys want to hear about is if you decided to take up carpet munching in college 1 Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 The only experimental phase guys want to hear about is if you decided to take up carpet munching in college Damn skippy... Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
Ahhlee Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Unless the guy has not yet had sex with another man, there is no such thing as a bisexual guy. Once a guy has a penis in him, he's gay. That's the criteria, huh? I don't think this guy had actually been with another guy. He just told me he considered himself to be "bisexual". Maybe he was just bi-curious? Ehhh...I was only with him a couple of weeks anyway. Hell, I can't even think of his name! Was it...Aaron? Yeah, Aaron. The only experimental phase guys want to hear about is if you decided to take up carpet munching in college LOL! Quote
Old Salt Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Bi-sexual? Or Buy-sexual? Whenever he wants sex he has to buy it. Quote
hugo Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Bi-sexual? Or Buy-sexual? Whenever he wants sex he has to buy it. The wife gets 95% of my paycheck. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
snafu Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Bi-sexual? Or Buy-sexual? Whenever he wants sex he has to buy it. The wife gets 95% of my paycheck. Crap! I'm getting ripped off. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RegisteredAndEducated Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 ROFL!!! Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML This one is priceless.. http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3192725 Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
mercury Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 There are some really good ones on there. I must have spent an hour reading the other night. Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 There are some really good ones on there. I must have spent an hour reading the other night. I am on page 139. I've read every single one so far. I keep going back to the first page when i see one i've seen before, means there are new ones! Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
Ahhlee Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 I'm too scared to start reading them because I'll get addicted!!!! It's bad enough I show up here almost daily to see what you people are doing....I don't have room in my life for another mindless hobby! Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 I'm too scared to start reading them because I'll get addicted!!!! It's bad enough I show up here almost daily to see what you people are doing....I don't have room in my life for another mindless hobby! I'm saying.... I was a facebook gamer for a little while there... now i play like 20 minutes during work... the rest of the time i'm creeping here, 2tj, and fml... Then i go home and am mostly computer free! Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
mercury Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 I'm embarassed to tell ya'll how many places I have a need to check daily... The thing that's really got me obsessed lately is a war going on between several mommy bloggers and their peanut galleries. I think to myself, "Geeze, ya'll are vicious and need to get lives." ...Then I realize that I'm watching their every move and checking in several times a day for new comments... Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 Merc... you have been to the site!!! Today, a car floated slowly into my lane from the left with no signal. She gazed at the right turn like it was going to kiss her. "What the fukk, lady?" I shouted, slamming on my brakes. Two seconds later I hear a tiny voice in my back seat, "What fut, YADY?!" My 22 month old son's first full sentence. FML ROFL!! Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
mercury Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 lmao! I swear, I thought at least one of my kid's first words would be "fukking idiot!" Quote
snafu Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 I'm embarassed to tell ya'll how many places I have a need to check daily... The thing that's really got me obsessed lately is a war going on between several mommy bloggers and their peanut galleries. I think to myself, "Geeze, ya'll are vicious and need to get lives." ...Then I realize that I'm watching their every move and checking in several times a day for new comments... What the ? I can't find anybody on Myspace, Facebook or Tweeter. Now I know the friends (mostly girls) would be all over these kinds of places. I can't seem to find a one. I thought I was computer guru but this is pissing me off! I wanna at least see how they are doing and how their live has turned out. What am I doing wrong? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 And I don't need any smart ass remarks of how they are trying to diss me. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
mercury Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 finding old girl friends is much harder than tracking down the old guy friends... we tend to change our names when we get married. I've found most of my old classmates by clicking on my high school on my info page on facebook. Others I find by scanning the friends list of friends that I have made contact with. I just approved your invite Quote
ImWithStupid Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 finding old girl friends is much harder than tracking down the old guy friends... we tend to change our names when we get married. I've found most of my old classmates by clicking on my high school on my info page on facebook. Others I find by scanning the friends list of friends that I have made contact with. I just approved your invite Merc. Are you one of Ali's friends on FB? Quote
mercury Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 yes, sir, I am. You already have the info Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted September 28, 2009 Author Posted September 28, 2009 IWS!!! How could you?!? Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML :D:D Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
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