Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 ...I have decided I probably would like to get married again. Because I found THIS DRESS!!!! . Isn't it stunning? I already bought one and it should be delivered any day. Now I just need a groom gracious enough to take my hand in matrimony 'til death do us part. Anyone interested? Anyone? I make a mean spaghetti. And I actually LIKE to do laundry. Those are my only redeeming qualities. Thank you. [attach=full]2606[/attach] Quote
Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 Emkay, chi, merc and keth....you'll be my bridesmaids, right? I'm thinking: . or: . or possibly: [attach=full]2607[/attach] Quote
Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 Tattoo wedding rings? [attach=full]2608[/attach] You bet!!!! Quote
Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 And the perfect honeymoon suite: [attach=full]2609[/attach] Quote
Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 I can hardly fukking wait. I hope someone accepts my offer. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Wow! I had a feeling that we were compatible in one way or another, friend, etc... But seeing your taste in what you want in an engagement, wedding dress, tattoo rings, etc... It's everything I wanted. I'm on my knee already, begging. :o 1 Quote
Old Salt Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Wow! I had a feeling that we were compatible in one way or another, friend, etc... But seeing your taste in what you want in an engagement, wedding dress, tattoo rings, etc... It's everything I wanted. I'm on my knee already, begging. :oYou know that you can't take that ring off when you go out to the bars trolling for bimbos, don't you? Quote
ImWithStupid Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 You know that you can't take that ring off when you go out to the bars trolling for bimbos, don't you? Silly man. Don't you know? Wedding rings actually attract bar bimbos. Quote
Old Salt Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Silly man. Don't you know? Wedding rings actually attract bar bimbos. It's been a long time since I've been out trolling. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 It's been a long time since I've been out trolling. You don't have to troll. It seems that just having a ring on makes women hit on you. Single women are all a bunch of whores looking for a challenge. Quote
timesjoke Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 I bet you will be lovely in your dress Ali. I would volunteer but I am thinking that murdering me during the honeymoon would take away from the experience of getting married.......but I do look very good in a tux, lol. But if we did do this we could really do the funeral thing for real, everyone in black but you, my best man can dress like the grim reaper. It would certainly depart from the normal love based marriage and would make for an original story, maybe even a movie deal 1 Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 And the perfect honeymoon suite: [attach=full]2610[/attach] Heart shaped hot tub? Oooo la la! Tre chic, Ali! If you get me a floating coozie for my beer, I'll take a soak with you! 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
builder Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Let's see now.....(checking bucket list) Climbed Uluru. Check Caught triple figure marlin. Check Wrestled tag-team midgets. Check Marriage to unknown internet identity. ????? Nope. I'm up for it Ali. 1 Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
ImWithStupid Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 I bet you will be lovely in your dress Ali. I would volunteer but I am thinking that murdering me during the honeymoon would take away from the experience of getting married.......but I do look very good in a tux, lol. But if we did do this we could really do the funeral thing for real, everyone in black but you, my best man can dress like the grim reaper. It would certainly depart from the normal love based marriage and would make for an original story, maybe even a movie deal It could be the Lifetime movie of the week. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 It could be the Lifetime movie of the week. "The Chronicles of a Woman Scorned" starring Tracey Gold. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 Awwww, you guys are going to make me cry! It's so nice to know I'm loved. Ok, "loved" probably wasn't the word I was looking for.... Tolerated! It's so nice to know I'm tolerated. And I would gladly marry each and every one of you (well, we'd have to keep it on the down low of course...polygamy laws and all that). You don't have to troll. It seems that just having a ring on makes women hit on you. Single women are all a bunch of whores looking for a challenge. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, not me!!!!!!!!! I get hit on by men with fiancees, men with live in girlfriends and even married men fairly often and I absolutely refuse to go there. It's so, so wrong. I know there are some single women out there who don't care about a man's relationship status before getting involved with him, but I definitely do. Quote
eddo Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 "The Chronicles of a Woman Scorned" starring Tracey Gold. and Patty Duke. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Chi Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Emkay, chi, merc and keth....you'll be my bridesmaids, right? Count me in, girl! I'll even be a good sport and be willing to endure your interesting dress choices:D 1 Quote
timesjoke Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 "The Chronicles of a Woman Scorned" starring Tracey Gold. I would like to see Colin Farrell play my part in the movie Quote
eddo Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 I would like to see Colin Farrell play my part in the movie more like Paul Reubens... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 Count me in, girl! I'll even be a good sport and be willing to endure your interesting dress choices:D I heart you, Chi!!!! But no, really...you'll look radiant. We all will. I would like to see Colin Farrell play my part in the movie I was thinking more along the lines of Ben Stein? Quote
Ahhlee Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 and Patty Duke. Patty Duke can play my mother. Meredith Baxter-Birney is a "Lifetime" staple. She'll have to have a role. Perhaps the homicide investigator who is secretly a bulimic hooked on prescription pain medications? Yeah, that works. 1 Quote
timesjoke Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 I was thinking more along the lines of Ben Stein? Ben Stein? I am not that old, is he even still alive? I have almost all my hair too, lol. We need sexy, rugged and manly for my role, someone who the audence will believe was man enough to land a very womanly woman like you, Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Does anyone know what they found in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile. AmIAnnoying.com has a list of recurring Lifetime movie actresses. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Old Salt Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Does anyone know what they found in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile. AmIAnnoying.com has a list of recurring Lifetime movie actresses. <groan>... Quote
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