RoyalOrleans Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 TJ's greatest dream realized. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 3, 2009 Author Posted November 3, 2009 Synchronized Supermen in Underpants! - Now with even more GAY!!!! Brought to you by Hanes. Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 Super Freaks, super freaks, they're super freakay. 1 Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
timesjoke Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 . Welcome to the RO sex stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group talent phase of the competition, then comes the swimsuit competition followed by the lime jello wrestling competition. RO will then narrow down the group to three finalists who will fly off to Jamaica with him for the final segment of the competition, marathon screwing. I find it interesting that RO bends over for each of them himself, trusting others for this part is not allowed, he is certainly a perfectionist. Each contestant must screw RO as hard, and as fast as possible, points are given for force applied, speed of each stroke, debth of each stroke, longevity, and extra credit is scored for adding in azz slaps, pulling his hair, and changing angles during the process as long as there is no interruption of the rythm. Points are taken away for slipping out or loosing the rythm. Contestants will be disqualified if they fail to meet the 15 minute minimum time, this should be an exciting event....... Quote
emkay64 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 . Welcome to the RO sex stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group talent phase of the competition, then comes the swimsuit competition followed by the lime jello wrestling competition. RO will then narrow down the group to three finalists who will fly off to Jamaica with him for the final segment of the competition, marathon screwing. I find it interesting that RO bends over for each of them himself, trusting others for this part is not allowed, he is certainly a perfectionist. Each contestant must screw RO as hard, and as fast as possible, points are given for force applied, speed of each stroke, debth of each stroke, longevity, and extra credit is scored for adding in azz slaps, pulling his hair, and changing angles during the process as long as there is no interruption of the rythm. Points are taken away for slipping out or loosing the rythm. Contestants will be disqualified if they fail to meet the 15 minute minimum time, this should be an exciting event....... Errrr...AWKWERD! 1 Quote
eddo Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 funny, you'd think they'd prefer to dress as Robin... [attach=full]2624[/attach] 1 Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 4, 2009 Posted November 4, 2009 Welcome to the RO sex stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group talent phase of the competition, then comes the swimsuit competition followed by the lime jello wrestling competition. RO will then narrow down the group to three finalists who will fly off to Jamaica with him for the final segment of the competition, marathon screwing. I find it interesting that RO bends over for each of them himself, trusting others for this part is not allowed, he is certainly a perfectionist. Each contestant must screw RO as hard, and as fast as possible, points are given for force applied, speed of each stroke, debth of each stroke, longevity, and extra credit is scored for adding in azz slaps, pulling his hair, and changing angles during the process as long as there is no interruption of the rythm. Points are taken away for slipping out or loosing the rythm. Contestants will be disqualified if they fail to meet the 15 minute minimum time, this should be an exciting event....... Jesus Christ. Ali asked for a caption, not a fukken diatribe. What in the world are you overcompensating for? 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Jesus Christ. Ali asked for a caption, not a fukken diatribe. What in the world are you overcompensating for? I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK. 1 Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 5, 2009 Author Posted November 5, 2009 I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK. That damn RO could get away with murder, the charming scamp. TJ is merely a victim of his manly charms. Tee hee! 1 Quote
eddo Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK. same here, lol Quote I'm trusted by more women.
timesjoke Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Jesus Christ. Ali asked for a caption, not a fukken diatribe. What in the world are you overcompensating for? Oh so every time I turn around "YOU" start these gay games but when I slam you back with better, you cry. The solution is easy, if you can't handle it, don't start it. I don't make you play the gay game, that is your choice. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Oh so every time I turn around "YOU" start these gay games but when I slam you back with better, you cry. The solution is easy, if you can't handle it, don't start it. I don't make you play the gay game, that is your choice. Ohhh.... don't get your thong in a wad, TJ. If you want to spell out your gay fantasies in a post: FINE! Go for it, but don't think you will not receive rebukes for them. On top of that, your heedless plunge into a dialogue while sporting the "stupid hat" with complete unawares of the definition of CAPTION. cap?tion (kāp'shən) n. 1. A title, short explanation, or description accompanying an illustration or a photograph. 2. A series of words superimposed on the bottom of television or motion picture frames that communicate dialogue to the hearing-impaired or translate foreign dialogue. 3. A title or heading, as of a document or article. 4. Law The heading of a pleading or other document that identifies the parties, court, term, and number of the action. [Middle English capcioun, arrest, from Old French capcion, from Latin captiō, captiōn-, from captus, past participle of capere, to seize; see kap- in Indo-European roots.] Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK. TJ loves me in a Viking way, not in a prison way. TAKE THAT BACK! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 That damn RO could get away with murder, the charming scamp. TJ is merely a victim of his manly charms. Tee hee! Ooo... victim! That's a good one. Just like all of that Katrina-trash! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Ohhh.... don't get your thong in a wad, TJ. If you want to spell out your gay fantasies in a post: FINE! Go for it, but don't think you will not receive rebukes for them. On top of that, your heedless plunge into a dialogue while sporting the "stupid hat" with complete unawares of the definition of CAPTION. Nice try my bruised little peach, but to each his own definition of short. Your definition may be your tiny little slong but do not mistake your definition to be what everyone else may believe is short. You played the sex game and lost, get over it. If you can't take it, don't dish it out Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Nice try my bruised little peach, but to each his own definition of short. Your definition may be your tiny little slong but do not mistake your definition to be what everyone else may believe is short. The only thing that is subjective around here is to the extent of your homosexuality. I say you're a butt pirate, but everyone else seems to think you're the construction worker from the Village People. You played the sex game and lost, get over it. If you can't take it, don't dish it out Lost? I never claimed to be in competition with you over anything, sh!theel. So get it into your fathead, that when I tell you to go fukk yourself that you attribute it to yourself as an insult rather than high praise of your athleticism. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
timesjoke Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 The only thing that is subjective around here is to the extent of your homosexuality. I say you're a butt pirate, but everyone else seems to think you're the construction worker from the Village People. The interesting thing is while you try to call my sexuality into question, it si you who is always thinking about homosexuality so must you try to project your own fanticies onto me. I never once talked about your homosexuality until you brought it up RO. If you want to play the homo sex game, stop crying about it when others give you back what you start. Lost? I never claimed to be in competition with you over anything, sh!theel. So get it into your fathead, that when I tell you to go fukk yourself that you attribute it to yourself as an insult rather than high praise of your athleticism. Well you start the gay game, then eact time I beat you at it this display of anger bubles up, your setting a pattern of being like a couple other people here, you can dish it out but you can't take it. Go back and look at your first post in this thread and you see "YOU" start this ball rolling, if you do not want me to keep smacking you around with this game, then don't start it. I already said your no real competition to me in the word game, I have beaten you in every exchange and you still keep comming back for more abuse at my hands, well at least your consistent, lol. I think it is time for some more profanity from you, that is always your exit strategy for each time you lose. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 5, 2009 Author Posted November 5, 2009 The interesting thing is while you try to call my sexuality into question, it si you who is always thinking about homosexuality so must you try to project your own fanticies onto me. I never once talked about your homosexuality until you brought it up RO. If you want to play the homo sex game, stop crying about it when others give you back what you start. Well you start the gay game, then eact time I beat you at it this display of anger bubles up, your setting a pattern of being like a couple other people here, you can dish it out but you can't take it. Go back and look at your first post in this thread and you see "YOU" start this ball rolling, if you do not want me to keep smacking you around with this game, then don't start it. I already said your no real competition to me in the word game, I have beaten you in every exchange and you still keep comming back for more abuse at my hands, well at least your consistent, lol. I think it is time for some more profanity from you, that is always your exit strategy for each time you lose. . TJ...stop. You're making yourself look like an "azz". Sh!t, I almost feel bad for you! 1 Quote
eddo Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 . apparently, being superman is a hard and sweaty job.... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted November 5, 2009 Author Posted November 5, 2009 apparently, being superman is a hard and sweaty job.... LOL eddo!! Another one: We're here. We're queer. And we're going to save your town from crime, you bunch of silly gooses! Quote
Old Salt Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Why is everyone except me in the wrong position? Quote
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