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Take me:

 

- to a wine tasting event

 

- to a rally for a good cause

 

- bowling

 

- to an amusement park

 

- for a walk around the lake

 

- to a sex store!

 

- to a football game

 

- to the movies

 

- on a drive to look at Christmas lights

 

- to a haunted house!

 

- to a casino

 

- dancing

 

- to have coffee at a sidewalk restaurant where we can people watch and make up stories about them

 

 

Don't take me:

 

- to the circus

 

- to a bluegrass festival

 

- to listen to a televangelist

 

- anywhere that sells furs or diamonds

 

- to any concert by John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band or any of those other idiots who play a similar brand of butt rock

 

- to a NASCAR race (sorry eddo!)

 

- camping in a tent

 

- hunting

 

- to a stuffy social gathering with a bunch of pretentious snobs

 

- to any show by Jeff Dunham or Dane Cook

 

 

 

........

 

What would be on your list?

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no NASCAR and no Jeff Dunham???

 

 

It's like I don't even know you anymore!

<crying face>

 

I'm sorry, eddo.

 

The only thing I'm good for is being nasty and breaking hearts. :(

 

Oh...and mething and whoring, of course.

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I love to go just about anywhere, I can find something good in just about anywhere I go and just about any kind of music. Even rap is not so bad sometimes, I only have real issues with the stuff that has a lot of profanity in it.

 

 

I am more concerned with spending time with those I am with, the place we go is just the excuse to be with friends and loved ones.

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Dos:

 

- a live improv show

 

- NASCAR

 

- a good non-vegatarian restaurant

 

- the movies

 

- Staples, Office Depot, or Office Max

 

- baseball game

 

- Alyssa Milano's house

 

- Tiffani Theissen's house

 

- Wal-Mart at 2am

 

- someplace somewhat quiet

 

- a good concert- although my musical tastes probably differ from mos here, lol.

 

- a long drive- but I get to drive.

 

- hockey game

 

 

 

Do nots:

 

- clothes shopping

 

- camping

 

- Jail

 

- slaughterhouse

 

- Rosie O'Donnell's house

I'm trusted by more women.
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I love to go just about anywhere, I can find something good in just about anywhere I go and just about any kind of music. Even rap is not so bad sometimes, I only have real issues with the stuff that has a lot of profanity in it.

 

 

I am more concerned with spending time with those I am with, the place we go is just the excuse to be with friends and loved ones.

 

I'd fukken go with someone I cared about if they asked me to join them in something on my "Don't" list. I'm not completely selfish and I wouldn't gripe either because I would want them to enjoy their time doing something THEY like.

 

God, it was a list of things you may or may not enjoy....not another excuse to brag about how awesome you think you are. Do you ever get tired of patting your own butt?

 

I'm so fukken stoned.

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I only go to places where I can commit good deeds and acts of charity. I do not go anywhere where I myself find the activity innately enjoyable. It is only when I see the joy of others that I can be truly happy. I'm a saint.

 

I also have an enormous penis.

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The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I only go to places where I can commit good deeds and acts of charity. I do not go anywhere where I myself find the activity innately enjoyable. It is only when I see the joy of others that I can be truly happy. I'm a saint.

 

I also have an enormous penis.

 

Fukk, hugo!

 

I just blew coffee through my nose.

 

(No... it wasn't coffee grounds.)

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Take me...

 


  • out to the ballgame
     
    to the pub for beer and a burger
     
    to the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra
     
    to any Blues or Jazz club
     
    to a busy mall or airport to people watch
     
    to an outdoor concert
     
    hiking or cycling in the Blue Ridge Mountains
     
    a museum
     
    to Barnes and Noble to read magazines without paying for them(!)

 

Don't take me....

 

  • to a NASCAR event
     
    to a department store, like Target, with no intention of scouring the clearance racks.
     
    to a protestant church
     
    to an environmental summit
     
    to a meeting of the minds, because the minds are full of sh!t.
     
    to the Outback Steakhouse.
     
    to a restaurant with napkin dispensers
     
    to Chuckie Cheeze.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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If I ever stooped to doing innately enjoyable activities:

 

Take me ,,,,,,

 

out to the ballgame

 

to the pub for beer and a burger

 

a museum

 

to Barnes and Noble to read books without paying for them(!)

 

to the Frio River in the Texas Hill Country.

 

La Salsas Mexican Restaurant, food is mediocre (I usually just drink there), the people are great and the margaritas are good and cheap.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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take me

 

walking after midnight with a full moon and enough darkness to see all the stars.

 

canoing on a still lake with the sun high in the sky

 

fishing on the ocean

 

walking high reaches

 

any hockey game, preferably a Canucks one

 

exploring an old cemetary

 

fruit picking

 

Tim Hortons for coffee and talk

 

the Casino for steak and eggs for breakfast

 

Jasper or Banff

 

walking in a dense fog

 

a pet store that has puppies and birds

 

anywhere there is good live music

 

art gallery

 

pottery painting.

 

a tour of Bushmills distillery, or the Gran Marnier plant

 

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don't take me

 

for granted

 

seriously

 

for a fool

 

lightly

 

ohhhh... places...

 

anywhere too crowded with obnoxious people.

 

a parade

 

WalMart

 

a parade of people of WalMart

 

to watch curling

 

meh... there are more, I am sure

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You forgot to add: abortion clinic

 

I did! Thanks for catching that oversight. :)

 

After reading your list, I also forgot symphony, museum and book store as well!

 

When I went to Madison last winter, my friends and I walked downtown among the old "mom and pop" stores (love them!) and we stumbled upon the coolest shop that sold used, vintage books. It was huge and even smelled a bit musty, but I didn't mind! I was in Heaven.

 

I like going to antique stores with friends, too. It's not that I'm a collector, but I just enjoy commenting on peculiar items and imagining what life was like "back in the day" when the they were actually being used. It's kind of like wandering through a story book! And I do love stories. :)

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Take me..

 

Campin' in a tent

 

Up the North Shore of Lake Superior from Duluth to Canada

 

Hikin' in the woods

 

On a two week road trip with no plans other than a general direction of North/South/East/West

 

Fishin' for walleye on Mille Lacs lake.. preferably ice

 

To the mountains

 

To the ocean

 

Back in time so I can go to a beloved North Stars game and care about hockey again. :D

 

To the Oaks mall in Gainesville Florida on May 4th 2010, at 9:30 AM to watch RO call TJ a c nt in front of God and everyone before they fight to the death as per TJ's kill or be killed rule..

 

Anywhere I ain't been or anything I ain't done.. I'll try anything once..

 

 

Don't take me..

 

To church

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I'd fukken go with someone I cared about if they asked me to join them in something on my "Don't" list. I'm not completely selfish and I wouldn't gripe either because I would want them to enjoy their time doing something THEY like.

 

God, it was a list of things you may or may not enjoy....not another excuse to brag about how awesome you think you are. Do you ever get tired of patting your own butt?

 

I'm so fukken stoned.

 

Well as usual your trying to make my post something it was not, I was just saying I don't really concern myself with things like that, to me the people I am with and spending time with is what is important to me. I rarely even watch television if it is not a college football game.

 

 

I was not taking a shot at you, just offering my own likes, why is it I can't say what I find as good/fun without you or someone else trying to twist that into an attack on you in some way?

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why is it I can't say what I find as good/fun without you or someone else trying to twist that into an attack on you in some way?

 

because you are a douchebag.

I'm trusted by more women.
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Well as usual your trying to make my post something it was not, I was just saying I don't really concern myself with things like that, to me the people I am with and spending time with is what is important to me. I rarely even watch television if it is not a college football game.

 

 

I was not taking a shot at you, just offering my own likes, why is it I can't say what I find as good/fun without you or someone else trying to twist that into an attack on you in some way?

 

 

Jesus Christ. We heard you the FIRST fukking time you said it!

 

How many more times are we going to be subjected to THIS self-serving diatribe?

 

I'll go with....963.

 

And I never said it was a shot at me, I'm pointing out that you really just don't get how insufferable and annoying you are when you have to stroke your own ego in front of us CONSTANTLY. With all that rubbing, you must use a shi!t load of lotion to keep your hands as supple and satiny as a fukken fresh daisy petal.

 

ALL HAIL TJ, LORD OF THE QUEERS and owner of the softest, fairest hands in the land!!!!!

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Jesus Christ. We heard you the FIRST fukking time you said it!

 

How many more times are we going to be subjected to THIS self-serving diatribe?

 

I'll go with....963.

 

And I never said it was a shot at me, I'm pointing out that you really just don't get how insufferable and annoying you are when you have to stroke your own ego in front of us CONSTANTLY. With all that rubbing, you must use a shi!t load of lotion to keep your hands as supple and satiny as a fukken fresh daisy petal.

 

ALL HAIL TJ, LORD OF THE QUEERS and owner of the softest, fairest hands in the land!!!!!

 

Again, I was offering my own opinion, if you feel trying to turn what I said into what it was not, then I will reply to your intentional distortion of what I said.

 

So stop playing this game and I only post once, easy cure, but you have to take responsibility of yourself for it to work, can you do that?

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Again, I was offering my own opinion, if you feel trying to turn what I said into what it was not, then I will reply to your intentional distortion of what I said.

 

So stop playing this game and I only post once, easy cure, but you have to take responsibility of yourself for it to work, can you do that?

 

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Most people do hate it when their own hypocrisy is shown to them.

 

Don't hate me, hate your hypocrisy instead.

 

Hold on, let me check......

 

Nope. It's you I hate. Definitely you.

 

:)

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