emkay64 Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Does it make people disappear? No...it kinda makes you slippery though...and difficult to hold down...like a slippery soap, a greased piglet if you will. If you live in a cold climate....it doesn't look appealing when frozen. Quote
ren Posted March 4, 2010 Author Posted March 4, 2010 Good give me a jar. I need some ugly on me so I can go unnoticed. Wait I guess I need to set the record straight. My infamous statement stemmed from Times video of g-spot and his oh so graphic description of how he does his thing with women I'm sorry I wanted to vomit, I guess it just grossed me out enough that it colored my perception some. Apologies to all who didn't deserve it. To the rest suck my ^^ Quote "None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." -Goethe Bigotry: Because everyone different from you deserves to be gutted with scrap metal.
timesjoke Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Well...I too possess the Kavorka which is likely why we are impervious to each others charms...we cancel each other out. However...if you'd like a batch of body grease made from mule sweat and cyclops tears...I would be glad to impart some of my concoction to you...for a price. Sounds great, please offer me your price list And don't think I am completely immune to your Kavorka, maybe some of the issues we have had is simply caused by unfulfilled desire? Passion rejected does sometimes turn to irritation........maybe that is Ren's issue with me come to think of it. She once called me one of the sweetest men she knew but after a issue on another forum where we ended up on opposite sides of the issue, Ren actually ordered me to back down. Me, ordered to back down? I am sure you can guess how I responded to that order, lol. So from that day to now Ren has held a grude that forces her to follow me around the internet to try and make trouble for me in any way she can. Jilted lover mentality? Maybe, I know some people place more importance on this world than the real world so maybe Ren did place too much of herself on the line when she gave me that order expecting me to give in because of our friendship, a friendship she believed was enough to give her control over me. But I wear a bridle for nobody..................But I do have to admit I was close, I did like Ren very much and when she told me to back off, I actually considered eating my principles and letting it go for the sake of retaining a friend........but I also knew that no true friend would have made me choose between her and my principles. I did what I felt was right and this thing Ren has for me was born. Quote
emkay64 Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 I am not familiar with this "grude" you speak of and I could absolutely get you into a bridle...the grease works. Your price for my grease? You must eat gumdrops in the pancake garden of doom before pledging allegiance to the flaming bush of desire. I know it's tedious...but I assure you it's worth it. Quote
eddo Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Sounds great, please offer me your price list And don't think I am completely immune to your Kavorka, maybe some of the issues we have had is simply caused by unfulfilled desire? Passion rejected does sometimes turn to irritation........maybe that is Ren's issue with me come to think of it. She once called me one of the sweetest men she knew but after a issue on another forum where we ended up on opposite sides of the issue, Ren actually ordered me to back down. Me, ordered to back down? I am sure you can guess how I responded to that order, lol. So from that day to now Ren has held a grude that forces her to follow me around the internet to try and make trouble for me in any way she can. Jilted lover mentality? Maybe, I know some people place more importance on this world than the real world so maybe Ren did place too much of herself on the line when she gave me that order expecting me to give in because of our friendship, a friendship she believed was enough to give her control over me. But I wear a bridle for nobody..................But I do have to admit I was close, I did like Ren very much and when she told me to back off, I actually considered eating my principles and letting it go for the sake of retaining a friend........but I also knew that no true friend would have made me choose between her and my principles. I did what I felt was right and this thing Ren has for me was born. quoting just to be an ass. and to see if I can get on the ignore list too. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
emkay64 Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 quoting just to be an ass. and to see if I can get on the ignore list too. Beware of Eddo in the garden...he's a satyr and fuks up most things. We're friends of course...but he's choosy with who he lets pet him. Don't let him eat the pancakes! Quote
timesjoke Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Wait I guess I need to set the record straight. My infamous statement stemmed from Times video of g-spot and his oh so graphic description of how he does his thing with women I'm sorry I wanted to vomit, I guess it just grossed me out enough that it colored my perception some. Apologies to all who didn't deserve it. To the rest suck my ^^ Wait a second, nice try at a rewrite of history but not good enough: Anyone ever heard of class? This and a few other threqds.......ewwww. Where is the good taste? Feel like I just walked into a biker bar. Nothing personal but I know most of you have it in you (good taste) First of all this comment was not in the g-spot thread and was right after emkay made the 5 hole comment. You also mention a few other threads so there was not just one thing you were commenting one and not just me you claimed had no class. You have never been shy about singling me out before and you would certainly have done it again if I was your point for that comment Ren. Right now your trying to "clean up" your mistake to insult most of the members of this forum but your comment stands on it's own Ren. Quote
emkay64 Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Wait a second, nice try at a rewrite of history but not good enough: First of all this comment was not in the g-spot thread and was right after emkay made the 5 hole comment. You also mention a few other threads so there was not just one thing you were commenting one and not just me you claimed had no class. You have never been shy about singling me out before and you would certainly have done it again if I was your point for that comment Ren. Right now your trying to "clean up" your mistake to insult most of the members of this forum but your comment stands on it's own Ren. I thought the kitchen glove G-spot video was hilarious. I feel weird today...did someone slip something in my OJ? Quote
ren Posted March 4, 2010 Author Posted March 4, 2010 Man tough crowd but then I know you want me off this forum TJ so you keep things stirred up. Guess what? You aren't running me off. Eventually people will see what I'm about. Not a bad person, but if anyone wants to be hardcore that's ok. After all I've dealt with worse Quote "None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." -Goethe Bigotry: Because everyone different from you deserves to be gutted with scrap metal.
timesjoke Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Man tough crowd but then I know you want me off this forum TJ so you keep things stirred up. Guess what? You aren't running me off. Eventually people will see what I'm about. Not a bad person, but if anyone wants to be hardcore that's ok. After all I've dealt with worse Are you kidding me? I want you to stay, almost every time you open your mouth you insult people with your uptight and stuck up attitude. Not to mention how finally someone is here with worse understanding of humor than me, lol. When you first came here it was to say ugly things about me and if you had departed at that point your lies about me would have had a greater impact, now that you have shown your true colors, I believe most here can see through your agenda to the real reason your here. Quote
eddo Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 beware of eddo in the garden...he's a satyr and fuks up most things. We're friends of course...but he's choosy with who he lets pet him. Don't let him eat the pancakes! i love the pancakes!!!!!! </allcaps> Quote I'm trusted by more women.
mercury Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 i love the pancakes!!!!!! </allcaps> too bad. waffles for you! Quote
timesjoke Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 too bad. waffles for you! Ha Ha eddo, I already got my pancakes Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 FBI crime statistics show the rape rate in the US declined by over 40% between 1992 and 2008. Y'all need to turn off Nancy Grace. Cant argue with facts. Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
ren Posted March 4, 2010 Author Posted March 4, 2010 Sounds great, please offer me your price list And don't think I am completely immune to your Kavorka, maybe some of the issues we have had is simply caused by unfulfilled desire? Passion rejected does sometimes turn to irritation........maybe that is Ren's issue with me come to think of it. She once called me one of the sweetest men she knew but after a issue on another forum where we ended up on opposite sides of the issue, Ren actually ordered me to back down. Me, ordered to back down? I am sure you can guess how I responded to that order, lol. So from that day to now Ren has held a grude that forces her to follow me around the internet to try and make trouble for me in any way she can. Jilted lover mentality? Maybe, I know some people place more importance on this world than the real world so maybe Ren did place too much of herself on the line when she gave me that order expecting me to give in because of our friendship, a friendship she believed was enough to give her control over me. But I wear a bridle for nobody..................But I do have to admit I was close, I did like Ren very much and when she told me to back off, I actually considered eating my principles and letting it go for the sake of retaining a friend........but I also knew that no true friend would have made me choose between her and my principles. I did what I felt was right and this thing Ren has for me was born. Okay dude since you insist on dragging dirty laundry I will say this . You are a big fat liar. You invited me to florida when you were married and I declined. You used anothers acct. to visit with me and try to get intimate details of my life . Now if anyone has any questions about how this idiot has treated me then go to mousepads maphack forum in the General section and see. I've tried to make up for my slip of the tongue here and for being judgemental, but you are taking full advantage. You are scum, always have been always will be. I had you on ignore but unfortunately that doesn't work when you aren't logged in. Now Times leave your obsession at the door. I came here to dispute what was said in the first place. You just want to be sure I don't get comfortable here. That's sad. I'm not going to catch a break here with you and your mouth so yeah, I'll pretty much leave. Go celebrate! Anyone have any questions pm me. I'll check from time to time. Quote "None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." -Goethe Bigotry: Because everyone different from you deserves to be gutted with scrap metal.
eddo Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Okay dude since you insist on dragging dirty laundry I will say this . You are a big fat liar. You invited me to florida when you were married and I declined. You used anothers acct. to visit with me and try to get intimate details of my life . Now if anyone has any questions about how this idiot has treated me then go to mousepads maphack forum in the General section and see. I've tried to make up for my slip of the tongue here and for being judgemental, but you are taking full advantage. You are scum, always have been always will be. I had you on ignore but unfortunately that doesn't work when you aren't logged in. Now Times leave your obsession at the door. I came here to dispute what was said in the first place. You just want to be sure I don't get comfortable here. That's sad. I'm not going to catch a break here with you and your mouth so yeah, I'll pretty much leave. Go celebrate! Anyone have any questions pm me. I'll check from time to time. we already know he is a buttmunch, no need to leave over it. Most of us haven't. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Chi Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 we already know he is a buttmunch, no need to leave over it. Most of us haven't. I agree. If you're gonna leave, don't leave over TJ. He has exasperated pretty much all of us here and at another site at one point or another. So chances are, it's not you, but him. We at least have that in common. Quote
wez Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Ren and I go back many years and she has followed me to more than just this forum just to irritate me like how Wez has been to eddo. errrrr.. maroon.. weren't you just saying the exact opposite to eddo a few months back when you were trying to gain some kind of imaginary upper hand with him? Whatever suits your needs at the moment eh? Been back and forth on that a few times.. perhaps when it comes to things you know nothing about.. the best policy is.. shut the f ck up idiot. Quote
timesjoke Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Okay dude since you insist on dragging dirty laundry I will say this . You are a big fat liar. You invited me to florida when you were married and I declined. I invited you to Florida as a friend because you were having huge problems to include your ex not paying his child support and you were without a single friend you felt like you could turn to Ren, I still have the pm's from that time if you need me to refresh your memory on that time. I even offered to let Ali live at my riverhouse Ren, and there certainly was no desire for a personal relationship with her either. I think that really is your real problem, you wanted more from me than I was willing to give. You used anothers acct. to visit with me and try to get intimate details of my life . Another lie, I was sharing an account with someone to be nosy about the inner workings and drama of Apoc realm, you blabbing your personal stuff to me was just a dollar found on the sidewalk, unplanned for but something I put in my pocket for later use if needed. Why would you share intimate details with a stranger on the internet anyway? Nobody in the real world willing to talk to you about these things? Now if anyone has any questions about how this idiot has treated me then go to mousepads maphack forum in the General section and see. I've tried to make up for my slip of the tongue here and for being judgemental, but you are taking full advantage. You are scum, always have been always will be. I had you on ignore but unfortunately that doesn't work when you aren't logged in. Now Times leave your obsession at the door. I came here to dispute what was said in the first place. You just want to be sure I don't get comfortable here. That's sad. I'm not going to catch a break here with you and your mouth so yeah, I'll pretty much leave. Go celebrate! Anyone have any questions pm me. I'll check from time to time. I did not force you to shoot off your mouth Ren, you did that all by yourself. You have taken shots at people like eddo, Ali, emkay, snafu and brotherman without me having a single thing to do with it, sure I am pointing it out, but that is all, you had to actually do what I am pointing out you know. The only reason you came here was to irritate me, that is why you chased me to myd2 and posted photoshoped images to flame me and when that forum had technical difficulties you had to come find me here. Quote
timesjoke Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Just to add clarity to the real Ren, long before the comment where she said people did not have class, she said this to brotherman in the chatbox: 26-02, 12:45 PM ren ~ sry if you want to talk like that look up your local porn chat room Then after Merc joined in and the fun was still flowing Ren added this: 26-02, 02:18 PM ren ~ it's like reading something written by 14 year olds. Now I know TJ is sick but the rest of you seemed ok Ren was looking down her nose all along. Quote
wez Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 I think that really is your real problem, you wanted more from me than I was willing to give. ..you blabbing your personal stuff to me was just a dollar found on the sidewalk, unplanned for but something I put in my pocket for later use if needed. Oh TJ.. no wonder she wanted you.. sigh.. Any woman would be lucky to have you.. speaking of.. don't you have a real one that needs punishin' bout now? Sick f ck.. Quote
ren Posted March 5, 2010 Author Posted March 5, 2010 Oh God wez thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself, lmao and wiping a tear from my eye. P.S. you are my hero! Quote "None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." -Goethe Bigotry: Because everyone different from you deserves to be gutted with scrap metal.
timesjoke Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Oh TJ.. no wonder she wanted you.. sigh.. Any woman would be lucky to have you.. speaking of.. don't you have a real one that needs punishin' bout now? Sick f ck.. You mean like your girlfriend who got pregnant and you forced her to get an abortion Wez? I understand why you jumped on Ren's bandwagon, me and you have never got along and she is now obsessing over me the way you used to obsess over eddo and follow him all over the internet, but why do you try to project on me what you do? You are what you hate Wez, and being as you talk so much of men controlling women it must be you doing these things that you get your hate from to toss at me. Go get some help Wez. Oh God wez thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself, lmao and wiping a tear from my eye. P.S. you are my hero! You know Ren, being as men run from you like the plague in real life, you have no real world special friends, and the issues we have stem from my refusal to do as you ordered me to do......it is clear your the controlling type, not me. When I was moving away from mousepad's and not posting as much you knew you had to come find me, that is why your here, to further manipulate things because I rejected your control over me. I am the only reason you are here. That makes you the stalker. Quote
wez Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 I'm the king of gay sex games and putting things in my pocket to use later if needed for things such as disobedience. Go back to bed, idiot. ..you blabbing your personal stuff to me was just a dollar found on the sidewalk, unplanned for but something I put in my pocket for later use if needed. God I feel sorry for you.. seriously.. quite a sad existence.. must be gettin' pretty ugly in that ol' pocket/brain of yours filled with personal stuff from every other person you've ever met in your life to use later if needed.. Like cancer eating you from the inside out.. No wonder you can't wait to use it.. I'd wanna get rid of it too.. but.. it never seems to go away, does it? How sad.. Can't give your pain away, tough guy.. My condolences.. Quote
timesjoke Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Go back to bed, idiot. Making up pretend quotes now Wez? Your brilliant mind for insults has run out of ideas? Hey, good news Wez, now you don't have to force women to get abortions, they finally made a product to help you with why you could not prevent unwanted pregnancies: 'Extra Small' Condoms for 12-Year-Old Boys Go on Sale - Sex | Erectile Dysfunction | Sexual Health - FOXNews.com You better order some right away Quote
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