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[angie]

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

 

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee

shop for good.

 

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

 

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

 

 

The Israeli will:

 

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

 

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

 

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using

germ-weapons.

 

(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human rights.

 

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups

of coffee.

 

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

 

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from

southern Lebanese houses and randomly shoot people.

 

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of

one billion dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

 

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making

him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

 

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still,

not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

[RoyalOrleans]

I can't believe how unfunny that was.

[builder]

Excuse my posting in this thread but my current Idiot status limits my ability to do otherwise. Builder you

[RoyalOrleans]

Excuse my posting in this thread but my current Idiot status limits my ability to do otherwise.

How about something really unfunny?

According to the logic spouted by some living down under, all these individuals have VIOLATED THE BUILDER GF RULES and should be sent to the idiot box for being such low, baseless human beings. Don

[builder]

My comments were not as direct as any of those listed above that you did not seem to take offense to. Therefore it must be the individual the comment was directed to that set you off on your