Beer OClock Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 I want to share a story with you. My best friend that I have known for many years is married to this woman. I have been shagging this woman for about 3 months now. My best friend is not great in the sack and has problems keeping lead in the pencil, if you plebs can follow. So anyway, she wants to tell her husband, my best friend, because she feels guilty about it. I don't think she should, but I am not the one with the marriage vows so it is really not my fucking problem. Anyway, that is my story, I haven't said shit, she hasn't told her husband yet. Your feedback? Quote
angie Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Deny everything. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Beer OClock Posted September 2, 2006 Author Posted September 2, 2006 Deny everything. Yeah, fucking right. Thanks, Angie. Quote
angie Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Yeah, fucking right. Thanks, Angie. All in a day's work. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Xpunk Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Make sure you fuck that bitch again though. Quote
Beer OClock Posted September 2, 2006 Author Posted September 2, 2006 Make sure you fuck that bitch again though. Will do. Also in her anus. Quote
Xpunk Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Next time, backhand that bitch; tell her talk about telling her man or her husband again, or she'll regret that shit. Then; fuck her ass. Quote
Beer OClock Posted September 2, 2006 Author Posted September 2, 2006 Next time, backhand that bitch; tell her talk about telling her man or her husband again, or she'll regret that shit. Then; fuck her ass. Well, she will be judged by God and end up in Hell for her cheating ways. Fucking cheap tart. Quote
Xpunk Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Bet she sucked a mean dick though, bless her. Quote
Beer OClock Posted September 2, 2006 Author Posted September 2, 2006 Bet she sucked a mean dick though, bless her. No, she was pretty dirty, I didn't let her touch me with her mouth. Quote
Xpunk Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 You fuck your best mates wife, who's a dirty? Thats gotta be bad. Still; I'd probably rape the bitch the first time too. Quote
Beer OClock Posted September 2, 2006 Author Posted September 2, 2006 You fuck your best mates wife, who's a dirty? Thats gotta be bad. Still; I'd probably rape the bitch the first time too. So what if I fuck his wife? He is a drunken punk. He shoots off his mouth out our local. I fight his way out of it for him. He owes me a shag with his wife. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Well, goddamn. It's like a fucking geek convention in here. 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Chi Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 So what if I fuck his wife? He is a drunken punk. He shoots off his mouth out our local. I fight his way out of it for him. He owes me a shag with his wife. All of you are screwy in the head. Her for being a cheating whore, you for screwing said MARRIED cheating whore, married to your "best friend" no less and him for being a drunk loser (according to you) who should try harder to keep his woman satisfied in bed. Quote
atlantic Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 Ask her if she has $10,000.00 for a divorce lawyer and feels like going to court ordered counselling that ought to snap her back to reality! I think you need to find a new playmate. Quote Do the right thing!
snafu Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 Deny everything. Shaggy It wasnt me Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Lethalfind Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 With friends like you, who needs enemies... I'm sure your friend will be fine with it, he will be FAR too busy removing the knife you planted there. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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