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A woman went to a farm and bought a duck and brought it home. She was laying in bed with the duck by her feet when her husband came in.

 

Arthur: What's that pig doing in bed?

Mabel: That ain't no pig. It's a duck.

Arthur: I wasn't talking to you.

Duck: Ha Ha Ha.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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go away, zero reply police! :)

But, you replied....

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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