NLstyle Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me. What makes you think that? - I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover" --------------------------- credits to Jedi Council Forums Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/34d02f76d3693666a8da3285b42ba847.png Robert Nesta Bob Marley [Today 08:03 PM] Jordan: Bram, lol. I'd like to see you run a forum. If you could even link people to it.. I mean, I'd have trouble understanding what you were saying regardless... "plz join mi foryum. www.lawlenglish.nl"
Josh Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 Lmfao pretty good. Quote "Josh is awesome, he has the right to do whatever the fuck he wants." - Tehbyte
TehByte Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 LMAO thats beast XD Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/4b7c167989fcb2576ec6734d8fc09f65.png "I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.." - Buddha | My Profile | Message Me | http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/afe9fc48e7c419d8083d4c0f4a15ee85.gif
Tyler Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 I LOL'd. Thanks for this xD Quote Kind Regards, Tyler. vBNT Radio Manager http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/08a610cb65a9498230ae5c3ab0c64b45.png
Kieran Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 LOL Polish Remover... Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/93adc9a0a8c925655eab7b9575f88bde.png
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