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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his

English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he

rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a

divorce

for him.

 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances,

and asked him the following questions:

 

Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

 

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? -

No,

we have carport, and not need one.

 

I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in

Poland.

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo

and

good DVD player.

 

Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

 

Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

 

Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

 

What makes you think that? - I got proof.

 

What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at

drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

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LMAO thats beast XD

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I LOL'd. Thanks for this xD

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