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My brother had to shoot his dog. Jack was a pit bull that chewed on rocks and logs. His teeth where nubs. My brother came home one night and the dog tried to hump a bicycle wheel. He got his nuts stuck in the spokes and pulled out his intestines. Sounds kinda funny but it sucked. My brother loved that stupid dog and had to put a bullet in his head.

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My brother had to shoot his dog. Jack was a pit bull that chewed on rocks and logs. His teeth where nubs. My brother came home one night and the dog tried to hump a bicycle wheel. He got his nuts stuck in the spokes and pulled out his intestines. Sounds kinda funny but it sucked. My brother loved that stupid dog and had to put a bullet in his head.

 

Sucks for the bullet.

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My brother had to shoot his dog. Jack was a pit bull that chewed on rocks and logs. His teeth where nubs. My brother came home one night and the dog tried to hump a bicycle wheel. He got his nuts stuck in the spokes and pulled out his intestines. Sounds kinda funny but it sucked. My brother loved that stupid dog and had to put a bullet in his head.

 

Ewww, I bet that was a rotten discovery.

 

Did you hear that, hugo? You'd better not be humping any more bycicle wheels or that's going to be the end of you. :rolleyes:

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Ewww, I bet that was a rotten discovery.

 

Did you hear that, hugo? You'd better not be humping any more bycicle wheels or that's going to be the end of you. :rolleyes:

 

I always duct tape my nuts first.

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