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Congratulations.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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This morning at 4:45am my son (currently serving in California as a US Marine) had his first child ( a boy), making me a first time Grandfather.

 

I feel old and excited at the same time, interesting to say the least.

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Congratulations, but how did your son get pregnant?

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lol, funny joker.....thanks.

 

Thanks to you too Cloaked, it is pretty cool, I wish he was closer, I am making plans to fly out there but I don't want to take my daughter through the new patdowns and scanners, my boss has his own plane but so far he is resistent to my attempts to convince him he needs to fly to California, lol.

 

 

I might just drive.

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Congrats, ya geezer!! How old are you, gramps?=)

 

Well, I hope I look too young to be a grandfather, lol. I am 45 ;)

 

If that pic on your profile really is you and is recent, yeah you do look too young to be a grandfather, and 45.

 

That pic is about 6 years old maybe, I don't really have pictures of myself, I am always the guy running the cameras, I just filmed a wedding in fact for my nephew. If I want in a picture I usually have to use the timer function and make everyone let me run to get in the picture, lol.

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In all seriousness though... you gonna post some pics?

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Why, just so you can talk more sh!t about his looks and stuff?

 

Everyone else was nice, but you can't seem to put your need to flame me aside long enough to be decent so don't expect me to give you more ammo for your attacks B e n d e r..

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Grandfather Time, huh? I guess the next logical step is to buy some high waisted trousers and spend time on your front porch whittlin'.

 

Congrats.

 

A friend of mine already stuck a new rocking chair on my front porch, I saw it as I drove up yesterday after work and had to giggle at how funny that way, lol.

 

He will pay..... ;)

 

 

Thanks you two.

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Great.. another leech to suck on the teat of society.. f cking irresponsible vagina's..

Good Lord Wez, I hope your not going to work in the Maternity Unit in the future :blink:

 

Nope.. I plan to open a chain of free clinics called "Irresponsible Vagina's are us" specializing in "rehabilitation"

 

Some may call it "sterilization" or "uterus removal".. just semantics..

 

Lookin' for a partner to invest..

 

Hey TJ.. interested?

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