Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 It has been brought to my attention that there are some people who are in the dark on what Goatse is and a specific user wanted to be taught what goatse is As most of us know, THIS is goatse: . Goatse was brought to fame by the infamous (now defunct) http://www.goatse.cx site that was hyperlinked across the net by internet trolls to shock unsuspecting users. The Name "goatse" is generally unexplained, however there are theories: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone Another theory is that GOATSE.CX is meant to be read as "GOATSEX". At one point goatse.cx was thought to originally be an image of a woman being sodomized by a goat. This is untrue. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
phreakwars Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Stretching ones ass open is an art form. One of the artist of ass stretching can be found here: http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html GOATSE had become such a phenomenon. at one point, TIME MAGAZINE even did a GOATSE cover. . . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Outlaw2747 Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Goatse just so happens to be one of the most popular internet memes to ever graze cyberspace. He's even featured in a few games including Quake, with levels modelled after him. I even found a goatse/tubgirl fusion pic but for some reason someone deleted it. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Lethalfind Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 I am almost speechless... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Jhony5 Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 I have never laughed so hard Phreak. This is just a tad from the site you linked to. It took me about two years to be able to take a wine bottle, and four years to take a 32cm ball. Recently I've been able to take a big ball, much bigger than the bottle. To pass that level I had to first train my ass with bigger bottles, like 1.5L pop bottles. There were a number of painful sessions with a lot of blood and ass-hurt for about four days after each session Scary part is, this guy might be standing behind you in line at the grocery store. Nothing is funnier then reality. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
phreakwars Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Even funnier is THIS comment: Although sometimes when I'm taking a crap it's huge because I've now got the capacity to really stock up. That's fucking hilarious !! Could you imagine that guy getting sent to prison for something, and during his initiation into jail they tell him to bend over so they can check his rectum for foreign objects, and out pops a fucking 2 liter Coke bottle filled with booze. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Lethalfind Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 I did just hear about how men in jail in a South American country (I think) were smuggling in cell phones in their ass...this guy could shove a whole phone booth up his ass...the only problem would be when the phone started ringing... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 19, 2006 Author Posted September 19, 2006 Goatse just so happens to be one of the most popular internet memes to ever graze cyberspace. He's even featured in a few games including Quake, with levels modelled after him. I even found a goatse/tubgirl fusion pic but for some reason someone deleted it. I believe you are referring to the Temple of Goatse Anywho.... Although goatse being the fine art it is, not everyone can appreciate it for the art it is However, A bunch of dudes actually made two tributes to it And when god said let there be light....... [attach=full]1030[/attach] You can also buy the goatse t-shirt here Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Outlaw2747 Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 I believe you are referring to the Temple of Goatse Yes I am. I think a few other games emulated Goatse. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
phreakwars Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Quake: . Unreal Tournament 2004: . . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
phreakwars Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 . . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
phreakwars Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Female Goatse: . . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
builder Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 . . . That is sick. I like it. Is it your creation, phreakwars? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
phreakwars Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Uhm... NO.... look at the bottom of the photo dipshit. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Jhony5 Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 If the members of GF were all in the same room at the same time, something bad would happen within minutes. What the hell is wrong with us? Most people would leave and never come back after seeing a thread like this on a debate forum. Bow your heads in shame. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Lethalfind Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 If the members of GF were all in the same room at the same time, something bad would happen within minutes. What the hell is wrong with us? Most people would leave and never come back after seeing a thread like this on a debate forum. Bow your heads in shame. We CAN only hope that those that do not belong will do just that... I had always thought I was fairly well informed on matters of sex however you, the people of GF have taught me something I had no clue existed...It still makes me cringe... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
phreakwars Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 If the members of GF were all in the same room at the same time, something bad would happen within minutes. What the hell is wrong with us? Most people would leave and never come back after seeing a thread like this on a debate forum. Bow your heads in shame.GF - Were Perverted, Yet Opinionated. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 Most people would leave and never come back after seeing a thread like this on a debate forum. Bow your heads in shame. Threads like this are what keeps me here. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
snafu Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 We CAN only hope that those that do not belong will do just that... I had always thought I was fairly well informed on matters of sex however you, the people of GF have taught me something I had no clue existed...It still makes me cringe... Yes cringe is the perfect word. My butt hurts just looking at it. I have to skim by real quick and never ponder on it. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Lethalfind Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Yes cringe is the perfect word. My butt hurts just looking at it. I have to skim by real quick and never ponder on it. I know what you mean...I can't fathom what would cause someone to think to do this. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 I know what you mean...I can't fathom what would cause someone to think to do this. I'm sure Goatse man is out there laughing up all the attention and noteriety he's gotten Quote All bullshit, No Business.
phreakwars Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 If I remember correctly, Goatse Man's real name is Kirk Johnson or something like that. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
snafu Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 Give him a couple years and his colon and lower intestines will be in a basket strapped to his waist. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Lethalfind Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 Give him a couple years and his colon and lower intestines will be in a basket strapped to his waist. I would think he will have to use a butt plug to keep from shitting himself because he has stretched himself to the point where he can't hold it in anymore...I'm sorry I have to laugh at the prospect of that. Don't we all in later years look back at something and wish we had been more prudent? I have a couple back injuries, I wish I had been more careful so that I wouldn't have some arthritis now...Give me that arthritis anyday rather then the problems he's going to end up with. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 21, 2006 Author Posted September 21, 2006 I would think he will have to use a butt plug to keep from shitting himself because he has stretched himself to the point where he can't hold it in anymore...I'm sorry I have to laugh at the prospect of that. Don't we all in later years look back at something and wish we had been more prudent? I have a couple back injuries, I wish I had been more careful so that I wouldn't have some arthritis now...Give me that arthritis anyday rather then the problems he's going to end up with. he already has a butt plug . Quote All bullshit, No Business.
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