Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 I've been very rude to many of you in the past and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING to CHANGE!!!! Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new tricks!!!!! I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia Quote
Guest JerryM Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 As Bill Cosby said about his parents, when they gave money to Bill's kids and bragged about how wonderful he was, "They are now trying to get into Heaven." "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:s2kbb4luscn9pmc80ehmn6vh8p3p3lmg7h@4ax.com...<span style="color:blue"> > I've been very rude to many of you in the past > and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING > to CHANGE!!!! > Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new > tricks!!!!! > I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger > and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... > -- > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > </span> Quote
Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 Is this the best you can do? Imition is the lowest form of wit. Get a life, cockhead! -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia "Mick Murphy" wrote: <span style="color:blue"> > I've been very rude to many of you in the past > and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING > to CHANGE!!!! > Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new > tricks!!!!! > I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger > and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... > -- > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > </span> Quote
Guest Parker 51 Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...<span style="color:blue"> > Is this the best you can do? > Imition is the lowest form of wit. > > Get a life, cockhead! > > -- > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > > "Mick Murphy" wrote: ><span style="color:green"> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING >> to CHANGE!!!! >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new >> tricks!!!!! >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... >> -- >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >></span></span> So, it's not working yet then! -- Parker 51 Nil Illegitimi Carborundum Quote
Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 Just like you won't work! Get a job! I'll have the last laugh; just wait. -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia "Parker 51" wrote: <span style="color:blue"> > > "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...<span style="color:green"> > > Is this the best you can do? > > Imition is the lowest form of wit. > > > > Get a life, cockhead! > > > > -- > > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > > > > > "Mick Murphy" wrote: > ><span style="color:darkred"> > >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past > >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING > >> to CHANGE!!!! > >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new > >> tricks!!!!! > >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger > >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... > >> -- > >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > >> > >></span></span> > > > So, it's not working yet then! > > -- > Parker 51 > Nil Illegitimi Carborundum > > > > </span> Quote
Guest JerryM Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 Here is a line that fits you to a "T". If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you. Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ? "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...<span style="color:blue"> > Just like you won't work! > Get a job! > I'll have the last laugh; just wait. > -- > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > > "Parker 51" wrote: ><span style="color:green"> >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...<span style="color:darkred"> >> > Is this the best you can do? >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit. >> > >> > Get a life, cockhead! >> > >> > -- >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> > >> > >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote: >> > >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING >> >> to CHANGE!!!! >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new >> >> tricks!!!!! >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... >> >> -- >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> >> >></span> >> >> >> So, it's not working yet then! >> >> -- >> Parker 51 >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum >> >> >> >> </span></span> Quote
Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT. z? NOT z ? You are really Dumb, with a capital D. -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia "JerryM" wrote: <span style="color:blue"> > Here is a line that fits you to a "T". > If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you. > > Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ? > > > "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...<span style="color:green"> > > Just like you won't work! > > Get a job! > > I'll have the last laugh; just wait. > > -- > > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > > > > > "Parker 51" wrote: > ><span style="color:darkred"> > >> > >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com... > >> > Is this the best you can do? > >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit. > >> > > >> > Get a life, cockhead! > >> > > >> > -- > >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > >> > > >> > > >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote: > >> > > >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past > >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING > >> >> to CHANGE!!!! > >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new > >> >> tricks!!!!! > >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger > >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... > >> >> -- > >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > >> >> > >> >> > >> > >> > >> So, it's not working yet then! > >> > >> -- > >> Parker 51 > >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum > >> > >> > >> > >> </span></span> > </span> Quote
Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN! I can NOT CONTROL myself!! I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!! Sorry !!!!! -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia I lost it AGAIN when I wrote: <span style="color:blue"> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT. >z? NOT z ? > >You are really Dumb, with a capital D. >-- >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > >"JerryM" wrote: ><span style="color:green"> >> Here is a line that fits you to a "T". >> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you. >> >> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ? >> >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message >> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...<span style="color:darkred"> >> > Just like you won't work! >> > Get a job! >> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait. >> > -- >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> > >> > >> > "Parker 51" wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message >> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com... >> >> > Is this the best you can do? >> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit. >> >> > >> >> > Get a life, cockhead! >> >> > >> >> > -- >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past >> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING >> >> >> to CHANGE!!!! >> >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new >> >> >> tricks!!!!! >> >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger >> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... >> >> >> -- >> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> So, it's not working yet then! >> >> >> >> -- >> >> Parker 51 >> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> </span> >> </span></span> Quote
Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here. They are passing it on to the FBI. Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form. I told you I'd have the last laugh. -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia "Mick Murphy" wrote: <span style="color:blue"> > THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN! > > I can NOT CONTROL myself!! > I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!! > Sorry !!!!! > -- > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > I lost it AGAIN when I wrote: > <span style="color:green"> > >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT. > >z? NOT z ? > > > >You are really Dumb, with a capital D. > >-- > >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > > > > >"JerryM" wrote: > ><span style="color:darkred"> > >> Here is a line that fits you to a "T". > >> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you. > >> > >> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ? > >> > >> > >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > >> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com... > >> > Just like you won't work! > >> > Get a job! > >> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait. > >> > -- > >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > >> > > >> > > >> > "Parker 51" wrote: > >> > > >> >> > >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > >> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com... > >> >> > Is this the best you can do? > >> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit. > >> >> > > >> >> > Get a life, cockhead! > >> >> > > >> >> > -- > >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote: > >> >> > > >> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past > >> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING > >> >> >> to CHANGE!!!! > >> >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new > >> >> >> tricks!!!!! > >> >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger > >> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... > >> >> >> -- > >> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> So, it's not working yet then! > >> >> > >> >> -- > >> >> Parker 51 > >> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> </span></span> > </span> Quote
Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 Oh DEAR! Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!! I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!! -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia I ranted against mySELF when I wrote: <span style="color:blue"> >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here. >They are passing it on to the FBI. >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form. >I told you I'd have the last laugh. >-- >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > >"Mick Murphy" wrote: ><span style="color:green"> >> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN! >> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!! >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!! >> Sorry !!!!! >> -- >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote: >> <span style="color:darkred"> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT. >> >z? NOT z ? >> > >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D. >> >-- >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia</span></span></span> Quote
Guest Mick Murphy Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad. Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold". They will do you for Montgomery's as well. -- Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia "Mick Murphy" wrote: <span style="color:blue"> > Oh DEAR! > Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!! > I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!! > -- > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > I ranted against mySELF when I wrote: > <span style="color:green"> > >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here. > >They are passing it on to the FBI. > >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form. > >I told you I'd have the last laugh. > >-- > >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > > > > >"Mick Murphy" wrote: > ><span style="color:darkred"> > >> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN! > >> > >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!! > >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!! > >> Sorry !!!!! > >> -- > >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > >> > >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote: > >> > >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT. > >> >z? NOT z ? > >> > > >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D. > >> >-- > >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia</span></span> > </span> Quote
Guest JerryM Posted August 29, 2008 Posted August 29, 2008 Hi, Mick, I invented this line when I was running a bar back in the 50's, I Had it made up in old English wood letters mounted behind the bar, and when a new customer came in, I had him try to read it. If he made it through without missing any letters, he got all his drinks on the house. It made for a lot of fun, and my regulars had a good time. Jerry "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:E5D7F0A6-6CFB-4407-8245-63E4A713888F@microsoft.com...<span style="color:blue"> > I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here. > They are passing it on to the FBI. > Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form. > I told you I'd have the last laugh. > -- > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > > "Mick Murphy" wrote: ><span style="color:green"> >> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN! >> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!! >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!! >> Sorry !!!!! >> -- >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote: >><span style="color:darkred"> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT. >> >z? NOT z ? >> > >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D. >> >-- >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> > >> > >> >"JerryM" wrote: >> > >> >> Here is a line that fits you to a "T". >> >> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you. >> >> >> >> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ? >> >> >> >> >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message >> >> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com... >> >> > Just like you won't work! >> >> > Get a job! >> >> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait. >> >> > -- >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > "Parker 51" wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in >> >> >> message >> >> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com... >> >> >> > Is this the best you can do? >> >> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Get a life, cockhead! >> >> >> > >> >> >> > -- >> >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote: >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past >> >> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING >> >> >> >> to CHANGE!!!! >> >> >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new >> >> >> >> tricks!!!!! >> >> >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger >> >> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close... >> >> >> >> -- >> >> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> So, it's not working yet then! >> >> >> >> >> >> -- >> >> >> Parker 51 >> >> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >></span> >> </span></span> Quote
Guest High-Tech Crime Squad Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Hello Mr. Murphy, We are in receipt of your complaint. Being that there are some cases of REAL (as opposed to IMAGINED) identity theft pending investigation in our files, your problem will have to wait until we get around to having the time to investigate anyone who uses another person's name - which is not illegal, BTW - in a Usenet newsgroup post. That time will probably never come. In the meantime, continue to make your implausible threats to whomever you please. Maybe they will be stupid enough to believe you. Respectfully (har-har), The High-Tech Crime Squad Mick Murphy wrote: <span style="color:blue"> >They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad. >Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold". >They will do you for Montgomery's as well. >-- >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia > > >"Mick Murphy" wrote: ><span style="color:green"> >> Oh DEAR! >> Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!! >> I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!! >> -- >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> I ranted against mySELF when I wrote: >> <span style="color:darkred"> >> >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here. >> >They are passing it on to the FBI. >> >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form. >> >I told you I'd have the last laugh. >> >-- >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> > >> > >> >"Mick Murphy" wrote: >> > >> >> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN! >> >> >> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!! >> >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!! >> >> Sorry !!!!! >> >> -- >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia >> >> >> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote: >> >> >> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT. >> >> >z? NOT z ? >> >> > >> >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D. >> >> >-- >> >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia</span> >> </span></span> Quote
Guest DevilsPGD Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 In message <7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com> Mick Murphy <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote: <span style="color:blue"> >Just like you won't work! >Get a job! >I'll have the last laugh; just wait.</span> He who laughs last... Thinks slowest? Quote
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