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Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

I've been very rude to many of you in the past

and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

to CHANGE!!!!

Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

tricks!!!!!

I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

Guest JerryM
Posted

As Bill Cosby said about his parents, when they gave money to Bill's kids

and bragged about how wonderful he was,

"They are now trying to get into Heaven."

 

"Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

news:s2kbb4luscn9pmc80ehmn6vh8p3p3lmg7h@4ax.com...<span style="color:blue">

> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

> to CHANGE!!!!

> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

> tricks!!!!!

> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

> --

> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> </span>

Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

Is this the best you can do?

Imition is the lowest form of wit.

 

Get a life, cockhead!

 

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

 

 

"Mick Murphy" wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

> to CHANGE!!!!

> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

> tricks!!!!!

> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

> --

> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

> </span>

Guest Parker 51
Posted

"Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...<span style="color:blue">

> Is this the best you can do?

> Imition is the lowest form of wit.

>

> Get a life, cockhead!

>

> --

> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

>

> "Mick Murphy" wrote:

><span style="color:green">

>> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

>> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

>> to CHANGE!!!!

>> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

>> tricks!!!!!

>> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

>> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

>> --

>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>>

>></span></span>

 

 

So, it's not working yet then!

 

--

Parker 51

Nil Illegitimi Carborundum

Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

Just like you won't work!

Get a job!

I'll have the last laugh; just wait.

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

 

 

"Parker 51" wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

>

> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...<span style="color:green">

> > Is this the best you can do?

> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.

> >

> > Get a life, cockhead!

> >

> > --

> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >

> >

> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:

> ><span style="color:darkred">

> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

> >> to CHANGE!!!!

> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

> >> tricks!!!!!

> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

> >> --

> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >>

> >></span></span>

>

>

> So, it's not working yet then!

>

> --

> Parker 51

> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum

>

>

>

> </span>

Guest JerryM
Posted

Here is a line that fits you to a "T".

If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.

 

Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?

 

 

"Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...<span style="color:blue">

> Just like you won't work!

> Get a job!

> I'll have the last laugh; just wait.

> --

> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

>

> "Parker 51" wrote:

><span style="color:green">

>>

>> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

>> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...<span style="color:darkred">

>> > Is this the best you can do?

>> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.

>> >

>> > Get a life, cockhead!

>> >

>> > --

>> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >

>> >

>> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:

>> >

>> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

>> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

>> >> to CHANGE!!!!

>> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

>> >> tricks!!!!!

>> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

>> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

>> >> --

>> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >>

>> >></span>

>>

>>

>> So, it's not working yet then!

>>

>> --

>> Parker 51

>> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum

>>

>>

>>

>> </span></span>

Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.

z? NOT z ?

 

You are really Dumb, with a capital D.

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

 

 

"JerryM" wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".

> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.

>

> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?

>

>

> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...<span style="color:green">

> > Just like you won't work!

> > Get a job!

> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.

> > --

> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >

> >

> > "Parker 51" wrote:

> ><span style="color:darkred">

> >>

> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...

> >> > Is this the best you can do?

> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.

> >> >

> >> > Get a life, cockhead!

> >> >

> >> > --

> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >> >

> >> >

> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:

> >> >

> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!

> >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

> >> >> tricks!!!!!

> >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

> >> >> --

> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >> >>

> >> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> So, it's not working yet then!

> >>

> >> --

> >> Parker 51

> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> </span></span>

> </span>

Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!

 

I can NOT CONTROL myself!!

I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!

Sorry !!!!!

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

 

I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

>Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.

>z? NOT z ?

>

>You are really Dumb, with a capital D.

>--

>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

>

>"JerryM" wrote:

><span style="color:green">

>> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".

>> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.

>>

>> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?

>>

>>

>> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

>> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...<span style="color:darkred">

>> > Just like you won't work!

>> > Get a job!

>> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.

>> > --

>> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >

>> >

>> > "Parker 51" wrote:

>> >

>> >>

>> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

>> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...

>> >> > Is this the best you can do?

>> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.

>> >> >

>> >> > Get a life, cockhead!

>> >> >

>> >> > --

>> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >> >

>> >> >

>> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:

>> >> >

>> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

>> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

>> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!

>> >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

>> >> >> tricks!!!!!

>> >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

>> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

>> >> >> --

>> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >> >>

>> >> >>

>> >>

>> >>

>> >> So, it's not working yet then!

>> >>

>> >> --

>> >> Parker 51

>> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum

>> >>

>> >>

>> >>

>> >> </span>

>> </span></span>

Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.

They are passing it on to the FBI.

Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.

I told you I'd have the last laugh.

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

 

 

"Mick Murphy" wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!

>

> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!

> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!

> Sorry !!!!!

> --

> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:

> <span style="color:green">

> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.

> >z? NOT z ?

> >

> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.

> >--

> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >

> >

> >"JerryM" wrote:

> ><span style="color:darkred">

> >> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".

> >> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.

> >>

> >> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?

> >>

> >>

> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

> >> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...

> >> > Just like you won't work!

> >> > Get a job!

> >> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.

> >> > --

> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >> >

> >> >

> >> > "Parker 51" wrote:

> >> >

> >> >>

> >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

> >> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...

> >> >> > Is this the best you can do?

> >> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.

> >> >> >

> >> >> > Get a life, cockhead!

> >> >> >

> >> >> > --

> >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >> >> >

> >> >> >

> >> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:

> >> >> >

> >> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

> >> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

> >> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!

> >> >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

> >> >> >> tricks!!!!!

> >> >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

> >> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

> >> >> >> --

> >> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >> >> >>

> >> >> >>

> >> >>

> >> >>

> >> >> So, it's not working yet then!

> >> >>

> >> >> --

> >> >> Parker 51

> >> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum

> >> >>

> >> >>

> >> >>

> >> >>

> >> </span></span>

> </span>

Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

Oh DEAR!

Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!

I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

 

I ranted against mySELF when I wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

>I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.

>They are passing it on to the FBI.

>Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.

>I told you I'd have the last laugh.

>--

>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

>

>"Mick Murphy" wrote:

><span style="color:green">

>> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!

>>

>> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!

>> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!

>> Sorry !!!!!

>> --

>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>>

>> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:

>> <span style="color:darkred">

>> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.

>> >z? NOT z ?

>> >

>> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.

>> >--

>> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia</span></span></span>

Guest Mick Murphy
Posted

They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad.

Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold".

They will do you for Montgomery's as well.

--

Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

 

 

"Mick Murphy" wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

> Oh DEAR!

> Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!

> I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!

> --

> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

> I ranted against mySELF when I wrote:

> <span style="color:green">

> >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.

> >They are passing it on to the FBI.

> >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.

> >I told you I'd have the last laugh.

> >--

> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >

> >

> >"Mick Murphy" wrote:

> ><span style="color:darkred">

> >> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!

> >>

> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!

> >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!

> >> Sorry !!!!!

> >> --

> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

> >>

> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:

> >>

> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.

> >> >z? NOT z ?

> >> >

> >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.

> >> >--

> >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia</span></span>

> </span>

Guest JerryM
Posted

Hi, Mick,

 

I invented this line when I was running a bar back in the 50's,

I Had it made up in old English wood letters mounted behind the bar, and

when a new customer came in, I had him try to read it.

If he made it through without missing any letters, he got all his drinks on

the house.

It made for a lot of fun, and my regulars had a good time.

 

Jerry

 

"Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

news:E5D7F0A6-6CFB-4407-8245-63E4A713888F@microsoft.com...<span style="color:blue">

> I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.

> They are passing it on to the FBI.

> Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.

> I told you I'd have the last laugh.

> --

> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

>

> "Mick Murphy" wrote:

><span style="color:green">

>> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!

>>

>> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!

>> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!

>> Sorry !!!!!

>> --

>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>>

>> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:

>><span style="color:darkred">

>> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.

>> >z? NOT z ?

>> >

>> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.

>> >--

>> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >

>> >

>> >"JerryM" wrote:

>> >

>> >> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".

>> >> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.

>> >>

>> >> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?

>> >>

>> >>

>> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

>> >> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...

>> >> > Just like you won't work!

>> >> > Get a job!

>> >> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.

>> >> > --

>> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >> >

>> >> >

>> >> > "Parker 51" wrote:

>> >> >

>> >> >>

>> >> >> "Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in

>> >> >> message

>> >> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...

>> >> >> > Is this the best you can do?

>> >> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.

>> >> >> >

>> >> >> > Get a life, cockhead!

>> >> >> >

>> >> >> > --

>> >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >> >> >

>> >> >> >

>> >> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:

>> >> >> >

>> >> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past

>> >> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING

>> >> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!

>> >> >> >> Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new

>> >> >> >> tricks!!!!!

>> >> >> >> I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger

>> >> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...

>> >> >> >> --

>> >> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >> >> >>

>> >> >> >>

>> >> >>

>> >> >>

>> >> >> So, it's not working yet then!

>> >> >>

>> >> >> --

>> >> >> Parker 51

>> >> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum

>> >> >>

>> >> >>

>> >> >>

>> >> >>

>> >></span>

>> </span></span>

Guest High-Tech Crime Squad
Posted

Hello Mr. Murphy,

 

We are in receipt of your complaint.

 

Being that there are some cases of REAL (as opposed to IMAGINED)

identity theft pending investigation in our files, your problem will

have to wait until we get around to having the time to investigate

anyone who uses another person's name - which is not illegal, BTW - in

a Usenet newsgroup post.

 

That time will probably never come.

 

In the meantime, continue to make your implausible threats to whomever

you please. Maybe they will be stupid enough to believe you.

 

Respectfully (har-har),

 

The High-Tech Crime Squad

 

Mick Murphy wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

>They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad.

>Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold".

>They will do you for Montgomery's as well.

>--

>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>

>

>"Mick Murphy" wrote:

><span style="color:green">

>> Oh DEAR!

>> Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!

>> I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!

>> --

>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>>

>> I ranted against mySELF when I wrote:

>> <span style="color:darkred">

>> >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.

>> >They are passing it on to the FBI.

>> >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.

>> >I told you I'd have the last laugh.

>> >--

>> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >

>> >

>> >"Mick Murphy" wrote:

>> >

>> >> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!

>> >>

>> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!

>> >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!

>> >> Sorry !!!!!

>> >> --

>> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

>> >>

>> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:

>> >>

>> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.

>> >> >z? NOT z ?

>> >> >

>> >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.

>> >> >--

>> >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia</span>

>> </span></span>

Guest DevilsPGD
Posted

In message <7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com> Mick

Murphy <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:

<span style="color:blue">

>Just like you won't work!

>Get a job!

>I'll have the last laugh; just wait.</span>

 

He who laughs last... Thinks slowest?

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