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Having your prick stuck between the teeth of a zipper for that long is a problem for two obvious reasons;

1. The size of your penis being that small

2. Your obvious lack of brains,

How long does it take for you to get the toothpaste cap off?

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What a scathing and vitriolic post that categorically disembowels the person you were skullfucking.

 

Oops, wrong thread. What a fucking tosser. Why even bother you fucking spastic?

Okay, I really suck
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What a scathing and vitriolic post that categorically disembowels the person you were skullfucking.

 

Oops, wrong thread. What a fucking tosser. Why even bother you fucking spastic?

Why such anger. We are a caring bunch here. Now slam an 18 pack and rip the fucking thing out you pussy!

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Pass me the scissors and a pair of rubber gloves and I'll be happy to oblige.

He's too much of a pussy to take the pain. And it's probably a clit that got caught in the zipper and not a dick.:D

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Well just like getting stuck in the snow. don't drive foward, back up! Fucking pussy. You got it stuck now yank!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Throughout my entire day, I go to measures to make double, triple sure that I don't zip my prick up between the teeth.

 

How can one guy be so careless?

 

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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