de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 I am in a bit of a dilemma. Last weekend I went to this party and it was a bit of a cracker. I was doing heaps of cocaine and for those of you in the know, you will understand what trouble that can cause at a party. Well my close friend and his wife were there and were partaking as well, but he was obligated by his work and had to cut out early. His wife stayed. To make a long story short, good party, lots of charlie, I shagged his wife. I don't feel guilty about it, she suggested he didn't have what it takes to perform adequately, so I feel I really helped her, provided she doesn't stalk me. Thought it prudent to share this story so that you may see what it's like to live without a conscience. Quote Okay, I really suck
Sex offender joe Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 was she hot? The way i see the situation is....if she isn't getting the dick she needs at home i see no problem with seeking satisfaction elsewhere. After all, personal needs come before loyalty. Hell, while on patrol, when we hit port....i'm shagging every hooker i meet. My wife will never know. Quote
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 Hell, while on patrol, when we hit port....i'm shagging every hooker i meet. My wife will never know. Exactly. It's your right to plant your seed. You support her. She owes you. Quote Okay, I really suck
Sex offender joe Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Fuckin A right....When i get good and loaded even tranny hookers will do. There ain't no difference once they bend over. Quote
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 Fuckin A right....When i get good and loaded even tranny hookers will do. There ain't no difference once they bend over. Well, if it saves you twenty bucks and you don't mind, go for it. Quote Okay, I really suck
Sex offender joe Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Most of the time the tranny's are free....depending on what bar i am cruising at the time. They love a man in uniform. Quote
phreakwars Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Who the fuck says "SHAG" ?? . . 1 Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Lethalfind Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 I'm only guessing here but Kannibal would seem to be British, thats why he says Shag... And Kannibal...you can't be that bright, she told you her husband couldn't perform too ease your conscience about sleeping with your friends wife...who is a SLUT by the way. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
phreakwars Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 I say he's talking shit, and he is Canadian. . . 1 Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Lethalfind Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Your probably right about the talking shit part but his whole post is riddled with the speech patterns of someone who is English. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 I'm only guessing here but Kannibal would seem to be British, thats why he says Shag... And Kannibal...you can't be that bright, she told you her husband couldn't perform too ease your conscience about sleeping with your friends wife...who is a SLUT by the way. So what. I got my dick wet, not you. I don't care about her rationalization of it. She put out. She's his problem again now. Quote Okay, I really suck
Lethalfind Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 lol, no need to be so fuckin nasty... so are you English or Canadian?? Frankly if your friend can't keep his slut at home in his own bed, that really his problem, right?? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 lol, no need to be so fuckin nasty... so are you English or Canadian?? Frankly if your friend can't keep his slut at home in his own bed, that really his problem, right?? Bingo!!!!!! Quote Okay, I really suck
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 lol, no need to be so fuckin nasty... so are you English or Canadian?? Frankly if your friend can't keep his slut at home in his own bed, that really his problem, right?? English or Canadian. Right. I got pages from both of you but wasn't allowed to reply. That is a master stroke troll trying to pander to my ego, it is like snorting a line of Bovril right up the blooter, but alas I am not going to vomit my PI onto your forum to satisfy your curious natures. Let's wait till we know each other longer before we start flashing our panties at each other. God knows I want to make sure you get a brazillian before we cross that bridge. Quote Okay, I really suck
Marty Methhead Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 What the fuck is Bovril? Am I missing something that I could have tried? Quote
Lethalfind Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Bovril is a British product, beef stock or beef tea as some call it. Comes in a pasty form that you make into the stock. I guess the British husband taught me more then I thought. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 That wont do me much good. Quick one aren't you mate? Quote Okay, I really suck
Marty Methhead Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Quick one aren't you mate? yup, you noticed. sharp one then? Quote
Zukiman Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 yup, you noticed. sharp one then? Sharp as a spoon. Quote
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 Sharp as a spoon. Spout your pleb drivel elsewhere, Johnny Lunchbox. Quote Okay, I really suck
Zukiman Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Spout your pleb drivel elsewhere, Johnny Lunchbox. Your a creative little shit huh? Quote
Phantom Posted October 5, 2006 Posted October 5, 2006 I am in a bit of a dilemma. Dilemma, my ass. You did what you wanted while knowing it was wrong... unless you were so strung out on drugs and couldn't tell your ass from a gram cracker (which makes you even more pathetic). Well my close friend... While he may be your friend, you are definitely no friend of his. I don't feel guilty about it Assholes rarely do. Thought it prudent to share this story so that you may see what it's like to live without a conscience. Translation: "I do cocaine! I screw the wives of my good friends! And I don't give one shit!" You're cool, dude. No, really. Quote Blah.
Lethalfind Posted October 6, 2006 Posted October 6, 2006 With friends like this guy, who needs enemies? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
rizzo Posted October 6, 2006 Posted October 6, 2006 Well if you don't care that you completely betrayed your friend, where's the dilemma? You wanted to get laid, you liked her excuses enough to say they were a good reason, you were fucked up, your "friend" wasn't there...basically you were a selfish ass. Your only dilemma ought to be if you tell your "friend" what a total piece of shit you are. Quote
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