I shagged my best friend's wife

[Lethalfind]

FYI, Federal Hydra-Shock is not pre-fragmented. It is just hollow point.

 

http://www.federalcartridge.com/ballistics/Ammo_Search.aspx

 

I realized that when I was looking at it last night, I had asked for prefragmented but this is what they gave me. I guess I will have to go to the gun show to find the prefragmented ammo. My Uncle recommended them and mentioned it might be hard to find.

 

I scanned the reciept but its not readable, let me try and enhance the scan and I will post it. The receipts were really light.

[clarity]

as a child of a family who split up over a cheating father ... im not really too impressed by this story youve got on the go here.

 

mistakes happen but this callous attitude is bollocks - give yourself a shake

 

you are a pathetic excuse for a man

[de kannibaal]

as a child of a family who split up over a cheating father ... im not really too impressed by this story youve got on the go here.

 

mistakes happen but this callous attitude is bollocks - give yourself a shake

 

you are a pathetic excuse for a man

 

Well, doesn't it suck to be you. Why don't you take some of that tart's fictional Federal Hydra-Shock Hollow points and insert them like some sort of explosive suppository up your shitter, go into a hot sauna, wait for them to explode and end your miserable little life then?

 

I could give a fart if you have hurt feelings about your Dad, I am only interested in my own gratification, and I actually think I should fuck her again. Maybe I might wipe my dick on their wedding photo after I blow my muck condomless in her.

 

Fuck, what a hysteria when she gets pregnant and the poor bastard can't figure out why the baby isn't black?

[Phantom]

The only response your recent comments illicit is "ew."

[rizzo]

Well, doesn't it suck to be you. Why don't you take some of that tart's fictional Federal Hydra-Shock Hollow points and insert them like some sort of explosive suppository up your shitter, go into a hot sauna, wait for them to explode and end your miserable little life then?

 

I could give a fart if you have hurt feelings about your Dad, I am only interested in my own gratification, and I actually think I should fuck her again. Maybe I might wipe my dick on their wedding photo after I blow my muck condomless in her.

 

Fuck, what a hysteria when she gets pregnant and the poor bastard can't figure out why the baby isn't black?

 

Well aren't you just a piece of shit? You actually consider yourself this guy's friend? I sure hope he knows what a pal you really are.

[de kannibaal]

Well aren't you just a piece of shit? You actually consider yourself this guy's friend? I sure hope he knows what a pal you really are.

 

You are a putrid and obscenely witless excuse for a human being, you horiffically obtuse freakshow. Your incoherent ramblings are a testimonial to the fact that you cannot grasp the basics of the dynamics of interpersonal philanthropy between friends.

 

I am doing my friend a huge service by keeping his wife sexually gratified. If it were not for me giving his wife a good length, she would be nothing but a typically frustrated hausfrau that in her desperation for a good shag would drive my mate completely bloody barmy.

[clarity]

Well, doesn't it suck to be you. Why don't you take some of that tart's fictional Federal Hydra-Shock Hollow points and insert them like some sort of explosive suppository up your shitter, go into a hot sauna, wait for them to explode and end your miserable little life then?

 

I could give a fart if you have hurt feelings about your Dad, I am only interested in my own gratification, and I actually think I should fuck her again. Maybe I might wipe my dick on their wedding photo after I blow my muck condomless in her.

 

Fuck, what a hysteria when she gets pregnant and the poor bastard can't figure out why the baby isn't black?

 

 

oh fucking well grow up, you absolute half wit.

a) i dont expect you to 'give a fart' about my hurt over my dad - why would i want a worthless piece of crap like u to be concerned about me?! try shrinking your ego mate. and i call you mate as u seem to use terms like mate, friend and pal very loosely ... sleeping with their wives etc.

b) 'blow my muck' how ... hmm ... disgusting? degrading and once again - pathetic ... grow the fuck up!

c) bet your an ugly bastard

[de kannibaal]

oh fucking well grow up, you absolute half wit.

a) i dont expect you to 'give a fart' about my hurt over my dad - why would i want a worthless piece of crap like u to be concerned about me?! try shrinking your ego mate. and i call you mate as u seem to use terms like mate, friend and pal very loosely ... sleeping with their wives etc.

b) 'blow my muck' how ... hmm ... disgusting? degrading and once again - pathetic ... grow the fuck up!

c) bet your an ugly bastard

 

I am indeed a grown man, and whether or not my posturing hurts your ueber-senstive feelings is as important to me as a foreskin is to a Yid.

 

As for my ego, let me be articulate my well founded classification of myself as one of the humans of this world that simply abound in exquisite traits and superior existence, to the envy of every other sycophantic common prol that insufferably occupy an unecessarily large swathe of this planet of ours.

 

I am such a handsome and dashing man that when I gaze dreamily at my own reflection in a mirror, it pains me to avert my gaze and continue on with my life, so stunningly attractive are my finely hued features.

 

Coupled with an impeccably inspired sense of style, poise, and yes, you may have guessed it, swaggar, it is practically a crime that such a divine creature such as myself is forced to move among the lowly commoners that I am regrettably obligated to cohabitate with on Mother Earth.

 

Add a walloping amount of personal success, an exceptionally talented and intellectually superior brain, and the most high brow disposition that a lowly member of the human race's pond scum could possibly conjure up in their unfortunately simple and repulsively stunted heads, and you have the demigod you see before you, gracing your undeserving little forum with my presence.

 

Now I indulge the pedants of the world with the occasional vulgarity and low brow reference, it is my way of showing my ability to act like a chameleon and move around those that have not been blessed with the unfathomably brilliant characteristics that I have come to exist with.

 

Now clearly you harbour some inherently negative traits of jealousy, by virtue of the banality of your run of the mill life of despair, typical of the common variety punter that comprises the ghastly hoi polloi of western society.

 

I am empathetic, believe me, I am not completely devoid of the occasional flash of conscience for those less fortunate than my brilliant self.

 

But don't consider that as an open invitation to engage me further. I will gaze upon you as I would a turd that has been recently digested from last night's excelelnt vindaloo. Anecdotally interesting for a split second, only to be flushed into anonymity and never to be considered again.

[clarity]

and yet ... you slept with your best friends wife ...

[de kannibaal]

and yet ... you slept with your best friends wife ...

 

Yes, is it the fact that it has been mentioned about 17 times in this particular thread that made it finally sink in or do you consider yourself some sort of idiot savant, like a 21st century Rain Man?

 

Count how many fingers I am holding up, 'tard.

[phreakwars]

My guess is he slept with nobody. He has proven he is a complete shit talker, and he has proven he can't debate jack. Why would anyone believe he has ever been laid in his life... let alone by sleeping with a friends spouse.

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[de kannibaal]

My guess is he slept with nobody. He has proven he is a complete shit talker, and he has proven he can't debate jack. Why would anyone believe he has ever been laid in his life... let alone by sleeping with a friends spouse.

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How dare you, after you send me such a filthy PM:

 

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/MrSnifflesfan/therealmessage.jpg

[clarity]

How dare you, after you send me such a filthy PM:

 

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/MrSnifflesfan/therealmessage.jpg

 

 

you are a first class looser

[rizzo]

You are a putrid and obscenely witless excuse for a human being, you horiffically obtuse freakshow. Your incoherent ramblings are a testimonial to the fact that you cannot grasp the basics of the dynamics of interpersonal philanthropy between friends.

 

I am doing my friend a huge service by keeping his wife sexually gratified. If it were not for me giving his wife a good length, she would be nothing but a typically frustrated hausfrau that in her desperation for a good shag would drive my mate completely bloody barmy.

 

 

Is that the best insult you can come up with? You will really have to try harder than that.

 

Have you told your friend what a huge favor you are doing for him? I doubt it you chickenshit excuse for a human. He would hand your ass to you on a platter in thanks, I'm sure.

[Shock]

Even if she was not being sexually satisfied by her husband, I can't advocate your actions. Bad move.

[de kannibaal]

Is that the best insult you can come up with? You will really have to try harder than that.

 

Have you told your friend what a huge favor you are doing for him? I doubt it you chickenshit excuse for a human. He would hand your ass to you on a platter in thanks, I'm sure.

 

You want to dance, princess, let's dance. I am always game to skullfuck some unfortunate sod that blunders stupidly in my path.

 

My buddy is a darkie, and he wouldn't do shit to me, he is too fucking spineless. Which is why I shagged his wife. So what?

 

Live with your innocent morals, and when you are on your deathbed, regret you didn't live like I did, a fulfulling life rich with subterfuge and adventure.

[Lethalfind]

I hope you get AIDS and die a slow lingering death...if anyone deserves such a fate, its you.

[Semper Fi- do or die]

What happend to any of your values?!?

 

Honor, courage and commitment anyone???

 

Maybe I'm just Naive.

 

Anyway, nice score/ stop doing drugs hippie.

[rizzo]

Ooooo! You called me princess!!! Now I'm feeling special!

 

Why do you even bother to call this man your friend? And have you told him yet that you fucked his wife? Let him know what a friend you really are if you are so sure he is spineless.

 

I'll have no regrets on my deathbed. Living a full life does not mean lying and screwing over your friends for your own selfish gain.

[de kannibaal]

I hope you get AIDS and die a slow lingering death...if anyone deserves such a fate, its you.

 

AIDS is for ******s and fairies. I am neither.

 

What happend to any of your values?!?

 

Honor, courage and commitment anyone???

 

Maybe I'm just Naive.

 

Anyway, nice score/ stop doing drugs hippie.

 

I have exceptional values but they do not exclude shagging my friend's wife, obviously, but I occasionally feed stale breads to the ducks in the park, one must always care for wildlife, innit?

 

But yes, naturally you are naive, and that's fine, the world needs people like you for predators like me to mind fuck, rob, etc.

 

And I am most certainly not a hippie, they smoke weed, drop acid, I prefer doing cocaine and smoking hash, maybe the occasional E.

 

Ooooo! You called me princess!!! Now I'm feeling special!

 

Why do you even bother to call this man your friend? And have you told him yet that you fucked his wife? Let him know what a friend you really are if you are so sure he is spineless.

 

I'll have no regrets on my deathbed. Living a full life does not mean lying and screwing over your friends for your own selfish gain.

 

No, I haven't told him yet. But if my sources are correct, he is going to see his terminally ill mother at the weekend and his wife is not going. I know she will be dying for a length by then and I am not going to deny the poor woman by letting the cat out of the bag to him, thus cancelling the quality time with his cancer ridden mum and my blowing my muck in his wife's uterus.

 

I shall also have no regrets when I die, I will have known that I maximized usage of the planet for my personal gratification even at the cost of exploitation of others.

[rizzo]

Yet...does that mean you are going to be the man you claim to be and tell him? You don't believe you are doing him a favor, or you would have told him. If it really were a favor to him, he would thank you and visit his ailing mother in peace.

 

Do you actually believe that doing something so pedestrian makes you special? You are no more special than the millions of others who have affairs, and even have affairs with their friends spouses. What a strange fantasy world you live in, where being utterly common gives you personal gratification.

[Lethalfind]

You know how some people are beaten repeatedly as children so when they grow up this is the only kind of attention they understand SO they actually seek out abuse???

 

Sounds like Kannibal too me...he is SO desperate for attention, he comes on here talking smack in the hopes of getting attention, in the end all he is really getting is pity...

Whoever he really is...I'm sure we are all glad the internet is the only place we run into him...His Mum must be SO proud.

[de kannibaal]

Yet...does that mean you are going to be the man you claim to be and tell him? You don't believe you are doing him a favor, or you would have told him. If it really were a favor to him, he would thank you and visit his ailing mother in peace.

 

Why tell him? I have nothing to gain from that. It will cut off my supply of pussy, compliments of his wife, and I fail to see how that is in my best interest.

 

His mind is preoccupied by his dying mother and he surely doesn't need the stress right now that would come about if I were to let him in on the shaftings I give his wife in his bed.

 

I have his mother to think about too, she needs her family at her bedside and this may not happen.

 

Aye, I am a humanitarian, first class all the way.

 

Do you actually believe that doing something so pedestrian makes you special?

 

Did I indicate it did? I just posted anonymously on a forum about it. These kind of irresponsible suppositions are not only erroneous, but they serve to make you look more than slightly cretinous.

 

 

You are no more special than the millions of others who have affairs, and even have affairs with their friends spouses.

 

However I am the only one here writing about it. But refer to my response above in reference to further inquiries about me thinking I am special.

 

What a strange fantasy world you live in, where being utterly common gives you personal gratification.

 

I could care less about what some provincial rube like your insignificant self has to say about matters of me being common.

 

The gratification is when I stick my ample shaft into my best friend's wife's twat, move it in and out abuot 645 times before blowing my muck in her. Also gratifying was today when I left work early, came home, went to his house, lubed myself up with some shampoo and sodomized her on the throw rug in his den.

[de kannibaal]

You know how some people are beaten repeatedly as children so when they grow up this is the only kind of attention they understand SO they actually seek out abuse???

 

Sounds like Kannibal too me...he is SO desperate for attention, he comes on here talking smack in the hopes of getting attention, in the end all he is really getting is pity...

Whoever he really is...I'm sure we are all glad the internet is the only place we run into him...His Mum must be SO proud.

 

I am hardly desperate for attention you tired old slapper. I come here and drop a post every couple of days and go on my way.

 

The wonderful thing about keeping statements factual and objective is that you come across as intelligent and not like some bored and overly emotional hausfrau with nothing better to do but spam up various threads in a low traffic forum.

 

You should try it sometime.

[phreakwars]

I am hardly desperate for attention you tired old slapper. I come here and drop a post every couple of days and go on my way.

 

The wonderful thing about keeping statements factual and objective is that you come across as intelligent and not like some bored and overly emotional hausfrau with nothing better to do but spam up various threads in a low traffic forum.

 

You should try it sometime.

Here here... have some more REP.

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