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I passed college as an honours student. I prefer the school of life, myself.

 

Phreakwars knows Brawl Hall inside out. He was onto you when you got here.

 

The question is, why would we be trying to pin this on you? What do we have to gain? Fuck all.

 

You're busted. The sooner you fess up, the easier it will be for you. ;)

 

Shine a light in my face and keep me up without sleep for a few days. Use every desperate schtick you can conjure up.

 

I revel in my purity.

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Shine a light in my face and keep me up without sleep for a few days. Use every desperate schtick you can conjure up.

 

I revel in my purity.

 

I like how he preports his purity, but one might want to check out his biography section of his profile...

 

Just in case he changes it, it says, "untrustworthy".

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I like how he preports his purity, but one might want to check out his biography section of his profile...

 

Just in case he changes it, it says, "untrustworthy".

 

 

Hmmm, are your spidey senses tingling too? LOL:p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Fine. Be an idiot then. I was hoping you'd shape up for mod status.

 

Apparently I was wrong.

 

Nice troll. As If you'd give me mod status. Yet another unfathomable element of your warped inquisition.

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I like how he preports his purity, but one might want to check out his biography section of his profile...

 

Just in case he changes it, it says, "untrustworthy".

 

It also says I am a cosmonaut.

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It would seem that there are those that take the contents of someone's profile on the internet just a little bit too seriously.

 

Hence the big, toothy, smilie I put with that post.:D

 

I always put that on my serious posts.

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Hence the big, toothy, smilie I put with that post.:D

 

I always put that on my serious posts.

 

Now, back to the matter at hand before this thread was stupidly trolled.

 

As many of you are aware my best friend went away for the weekend to visit his dying mother.

 

I gave his wife a a length this morning, it was a hell of a good ride. He should be home around 8 or 9 tonight, I would imagine he will come home to a wife that is in an excellent mood.

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Now, back to the matter at hand before this thread was stupidly trolled.

 

As many of you are aware my best friend went away for the weekend to visit his dying mother.

 

I gave his wife a a length this morning, it was a hell of a good ride. He should be home around 8 or 9 tonight, I would imagine he will come home to a wife that is in an excellent mood.

Did you ATM her?

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you are pretty funny .. as your pretty twisted getting a kick out of everyones reactions like this

 

clarity, you magnificent creature, may your lifetime be blessed with health, happiness and prosperity. Objective progressive minded individuals such as yourself are reward enough for my endeavours here at GF.

 

Post script:

 

I can't help but notice that I am experiencing a rather unpleasant itchiness in my pubic area today. Is it the change in weather do you think? Is my skin getting too dry? It is not as if any man ever forgets to apply cream to his most treasured pleasure spots on his body.

 

I think I may have to purchase a high quality humidifier, this itching is not good.

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I can't help but notice that I am experiencing a rather unpleasant itchiness in my pubic area today. Is it the change in weather do you think? Is my skin getting too dry? It is not as if any man ever forgets to apply cream to his most treasured pleasure spots on his body.

 

I think I may have to purchase a high quality humidifier, this itching is not good.

Crabs perhaps?:eek:

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Crabs, contrary to what some people say, do not itch..

 

I got them once from a slut I fucked back in 89'

 

They feel like someone is plucking each pubic hair individually.

 

It doesn't really hurt or anything, but it can make you want to scratch the area where the little bastard has infested itself.

 

A simple delousing shampoo from the pharmacy will cure ya right up !!

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Well unless I know them I am not strolling into the pharmacy and telling some old slapper I need crabs shampoo.

 

Fuck that. Easier to try a humidifier first.

 

No flaking skin though.

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Good freaking grief. I thought I was the lord and master of the all mighty TMI. Glad I didn't log on while eating.

 

Never had an STD or any form of lice. Did come down with mange though as a result of helping to take care of some stay kittens. That was enough for me.

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LET MY PEOPLE GO, I CAN'T REP HIM WHEN HE IS YELLOW, THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY !!

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Yes, but that would be like Builder admitting I win. He has a death grip on his panel right now, it is the last weapon he possesses to maintain a modicum of self respect, which he sold out the moment he hid behind it incidentally.

 

UPDATE: The itching stopped last night in bed, after a few minutes of furious scratching and my wife complaining about the noise, I fell asleep and enjoyed a wonderful rest.

 

However, the bloody itching is back. I can't figure this out. And now dry flaking skin. Should I be able to see crabs? How can I tell?

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