I shagged my best friend's wife

[RoyalOrleans]

Let me know when you come up with an original thought, will ya?

 

In a forum like this, one draws one's menials from a small and brackish pool.

[de kannibaal]

Strange, I must have missed that thread, he did a little blurb on BH, and I believe you are mentioned in the "Worst Troll of the Year" but other than that, I dont think anyones given you much thought( sorry to interupt your chest-thumping, please feel free to continue).

 

Ah, the wank-wave mantra of lying and grossly negligent regard to truthfulness.

 

http://www.rant-rave.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10529

 

January 15th time stamp on there.

 

Yeah, talk out your arse some more you little wank merchant. I might go and test Shawn's latest script protection a little bit, see what kind of packet loads his new server can handle.

[Phantom]

I've found your screams for attention in this thread to be quite humorous.

 

DK's comments can always be counted on for a quick laugh around here. Kind of like the neighborhood retard that runs around naked on his front lawn. It disturbs you but you just can't help to point and laugh.

 

Whats even funnier is some of these idiots actually take you seriously.

 

I recommend dropping him a line every now and then on a thread just to see his reaction. After he goes off, just sit back enjoy the naked retard frolicking about his lawn.

 

Bait Example

 

Predicted Result.

 

Be sure to have your bowl of popcorn ready. He's quick on the comebacks.

[thekid65]

Ah, the wank-wave mantra of lying and grossly negligent regard to truthfulness.

 

http://www.rant-rave.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10529

 

January 15th time stamp on there.

 

Yeah, talk out your arse some more you little wank merchant. I might go and test Shawn's latest script protection a little bit, see what kind of packet loads his new server can handle.

 

You stupid fuck.. I mentioned that in my post. Here, I'll quote it for you again:

 

Strange, I must have missed that thread, he did a little blurb on BH, and I believe you are mentioned in the "Worst Troll of the Year" but other than that, I dont think anyones given you much thought( sorry to interupt your chest-thumping, please feel free to continue).

[de kannibaal]

You stupid fuck.. I mentioned that in my post. Here, I'll quote it for you again:

 

Oh calm down princess. Maybe put on your favourite Streisand song and relax, one hates to see you and your flowery panties in such a twist.

 

You clearly couldn't get your facts straight, Nellie, and squirming away comedically is not helping you become the slightest bit more credible.

 

By the way, wanted to ask you, what do you think this cum shot is that Shawn Sanders is referring to that Wank-Wave left at BH?

 

Do you think he means that time when we took your forum offline for a few weeks that lead to all of you hysterically arriving at Brawl-Hall whinging away stupidly, culminating in that fat whale that operates a pornography business out her home while neglected her handicapped daughter filing a complaint against us with the FBI?

 

I am just trying to enlighten this wonderful forum on Wank-Wave speak and how they need to understand your warped thinking methodologies and half-baked approach to spouting off heinously stupid and ill advised fabricated bits of spurious propaganda.

 

Was also funny when we netcopped you lot for using pirated vBulletin software. Shawn had to cough up a few more bucks in addition to the cost of the server we fried.

[de kannibaal]

This particular statement caught my attention, and I thought to myself maybe de kannibaal is not just another forum geek...

 

..... But then he followed it up by talking about his forum exploits and how some other poster was not even recognized at some other site blah, blah, blah....

 

As far as anyone who says money is bullshit, I say put your money were your mouth is and stop paying your bills, move to the wilderness, live in a tent or hut, get rid of everything you own, otherwise shut the fuck up about how you don't care about money.

 

As far as fucking your buddies old lady.. in my wold it is simply an indication of laziness, shooting fish in a barrel. Nothing hard about fucking someones wife, wives are the easiest meat to take down. Fucking your buddies old lady makes you a scavenger, lower on the food chain, unable to hunt worthy game, one shot-one kill.

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Hahahaha.

 

Look at this, he thinks he has balls here at his home forum, instead of lying prostrate at the feet of imbecilic trolls over at the BH Shoutbox.

 

Sit the fuck down dear, Daddy will deal with the mongs like you from the peanut gallery when he is good and ready.

[RoyalOrleans]

As far as anyone who says money is bullshit, I say put your money were your mouth is and stop paying your bills, move to the wilderness, live in a tent or hut, get rid of everything you own, otherwise shut the fuck up about how you don't care about money.

 

I concur. While some view wealth as subjective to happyness, I've never met an unhappy millionaire. Farewell to the days of the happy, vagabond hobos riding the rails; there is no happy homeless.

 

Money is the reason I wake up in the morning.

[thekid65]

By the way, wanted to ask you, what do you think this cum shot is that Shawn Sanders is referring to that Wank-Wave left at BH?

 

Do you think he means that time when we took your forum offline for a few weeks that lead to all of you hysterically arriving at Brawl-Hall whinging away stupidly, culminating in that fat whale that operates a pornography business out her home while neglected her handicapped daughter filing a complaint against us with the FBI?

 

I am just trying to enlighten this wonderful forum on Wank-Wave speak and how they need to understand your warped thinking methodologies and half-baked approach to spouting off heinously stupid and ill advised fabricated bits of spurious propaganda.

 

Was also funny when we netcopped you lot for using pirated vBulletin software. Shawn had to cough up a few more bucks in addition to the cost of the server we fried.

 

The forum was down for less than a week, but please do continue to spout your bullshit, DK. 99.9% of the forum members dont give a fuck about emmy, or what she does. But I do find it humorous that you are still a bit infactuated with her.

 

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[BlessedHole]

Far better it is to not be, then to be.

[builder]

You are a proletarian aussie wanker with no education that installs drywall of puts snakes down a toilet.

 

And you are a patently ugly pleb pomgolian who giggles himself to sleep at night thinking about his comments here. Sad really.

 

Plasterers hang drywall. Plumbers use a snake. I'm a builder, dickwad. Stick to what you know best; picking up glasses at the local pub.

 

Best you grasp a perfect command of your native tongue before you start underwhelming the forum by sneezing self-ownage is a second language.

 

Gesundheit

 

You reliably take the bait every time, pindick. It would be a help to the board if you bothered to read your own posts before submitting them. Most of your trash is so obviously typed one-handed while you wank and drool over your keyboard.

 

 

Let's not have any tears there, what would the boys at the job site think?

 

They would think, "oh, there goes that dek wanker, thinking he's on top of the job." while shaking their collective heads in amazement at your lack of any kind of discernable skills.

 

I can drop kick you at my leisure, I am just toying with you here.

 

Keep dreaming, dek. It must be nice and cosy where your head is at.

 

Why don't you stop drooling, wipe that goofy look up your face and step out of the thread before you get categorically dismembered worse than the toothless slag that has been gumming my cock for the past 24 hours, spouting off about how her father settles for the paltry sum of 100 K of income?

 

So you must be a member of parliament then? Your pic shows a drug-addled glass-boy, with as much charisma as squashed toad on the road.

 

 

Well that's what you get when you become the forum joke, walking around with your head up your arse listening to your own farts and believing what you think they are telling you.

 

Your buddies from Brawl Hall tell me you've had two vertebrae removed so you can suck your own cock while you type with two hands now.

 

Let me give you a word of advice here you stupid wog tart, your libel might actually be credible if you have some factual evidence to present so that others may see you possibly even have a modicum of proof.

 

So quote exactly where I "self-owned" myself. I'm curious as to how you reached that dim-witted conclusion.

 

Yeah, that's a good little beaten down spastic, you use the word "Please" when you are addressing your betters.

 

I'm a fisherman. I lay baits. You are a coi carp.

 

Seems you are slowly learning your place around the hierarchy here.

 

Yeah, I'm the Mod, and you are the idiot. Anything I've missed there?

 

The powers that be informed me of your crass stupidity, said you would be a slow learn. But you are prostrating yourself adequately before me. Good 'tard.

 

I was made a Mod because I bait dickheads like your good self. I seem to be earning my keep quite admirably.

 

Neither do I.

 

I do this for the people.

 

You do this for shits and giggles. You're the only one laughing at yourself.

 

Why don't you pontificate about monkey wrenches and drill presses and things that entertain the small mindedness of the working class?

 

You've experience as a mechanic, by the sound of things. Builders don't use drill presses nor monkey wrenches.

 

Try again, idiot.

[Anna Perenna]

Send your money to de_kannibaal@gmail.com.

 

Thanks.

 

I just signed you up to gay.com, gaymatchmaker.com, and I sent your details to 10k4awife.com

 

Thanks.

[Msixty]

You know what i'd love to see?

 

A reality TV show where all the 'higher class' people with the mindset of DK (he isn't hich class, just acts like it) go live in the alaskan bush to get an appreciation of what it means to be a man.

[Msixty]

I just signed you up to gay.com, gaymatchmaker.com, and I sent your details to 10k4awife.com

 

Thanks.

 

i'd say sing him up for some animal sex website, but he may enjoy it...

[Anna Perenna]

i'd say sing him up for some animal sex website, but he may enjoy it...

 

I tried signing him up to kinkykellyandthesexystud.com but the site told me:

 

Sorry, another user is already using that e-mail address. Please try again.

[builder]

I tried signing him up to kinkykellyandthesexystud.com but the site told me:

 

Sorry, another user is already using that e-mail address. Please try again.

 

He was a NAMBLA poster child, but he got too old to look good in cotton-tails.

 

I wonder if he's suffering nostalgia attacks, or just a painful anus.

[Anna Perenna]

He was a NAMBLA poster child, but he got too old to look good in cotton-tails.

 

I wonder if he's suffering nostalgia attacks, or just a painful anus.

 

The admin told me he signed up for the senior's discount, so I'd say it's a little bit of both.

[builder]

The admin told me he signed up for the senior's discount, so I'd say it's a little bit of both.

 

Yeah, ekkies seem to age you before your time.

 

Brawl Hall tells me that he has to wear 'depends' because his sphincter muscle is now limper than al dente fettucine.

 

Poor bastard. No wonder he doesn't get out much these days.

[rockyroad]

Anyone from Brawl Hall (or Bawl Hall) is a sphincter muscle.

[RoyalOrleans]

Anyone from Brawl Hall (or Bawl Hall) is a sphincter muscle.

 

Ever gauged the strength of a sphincter muscle?

 

Gabriel's trumpet will produce from the ass of a horse.

[de kannibaal]

Hello my faithful serfs.

 

I must apologize for my absence. I was engaged in a flame all-star match, repping Brawl-Hall against Flamegimps, erm Flamechamps. As you may have surmised, I inevitably assraped the entire opposition team.

 

It was almost genocidal.

 

But Daddy is back now, and will deal with all of you desperate little hacks this week, when certain other matters are first attended to.

[de kannibaal]

Dear Lord.

 

Has it been two months since I graced your melancholic lives with my enlightened erudite rhetoric and elocution?

 

What has de kannibaal in up to?

 

Well I have been extremely busy, having to have spent a few days in that filthy favela named Las Vegas for business, I have had to spend a week in the cosmopolitan German capital, Berlin, finding myself among the beautiful people as always. I have also been to my locales which are too numerous to name, and in any case simple proletarian punters like yourselves would have no reference point, as your travels and life experiences don't go any further than the drive thru at some shambles of a fast food franchise.

 

Did I mention that my close friend that was the original point of this thread, has been on a path of unfortunate self destruction due to the many woes that manifest themselves as the issues of his complicated personal life?

 

Yes, sadly he is now in rehab, getting the help he needs, I get my leg over off with his ex-wife at my leisure, and wearing his favourite bath robe around what used to be his house but now has been awarded to her by the magnanimous court of law, that does not look well upon porch monkeys like my friend with cocaine problems in failed marriages.

 

I know all my fans here must have had an empty spot in their lives during my absence, and I am certain my cameo appearance here will bring a ray of sunshine to their otherwise dull and tedious lives.

 

PS. The cretins who have labelled me brawl-hall must be castrated at once, I am most certainly not prostituting my standards and posting at such a favela, rather I spend my time at digitalstrife.net where I textually disembowel cretins from all over the world for sport.

 

God Bless you all. Especially Builder. He's my hero 'cause he's so big and strong.

[phreakwars]

Good ole' DK, how the hell are ya.. Yes, I will admit, I was somewhat distraught to not hear frequent updates of your friends self destruction.

 

Even so much to a point, that I felt hurt and betrayed by you.

 

I was kind of hoping you would film us all a nice Bucakee fest on her face and post it in the gallerys... but, I understand completely.

 

It's good to have a whore on the side.

 

Speaking of whore, hows ole' "I THINK I AM MY AVATAR" H.C. Trouble doing ??

 

Haven't had the time to see any of the redundant "Ohh ho ho, you call that an insult.. I am better then YOU" gay ass shit that the brawl hall zombies mutter out daily. They have no appreciation for artistic expression, quite sad really. They DARE call you an outcast ?

 

Maybe this might not be a very original statement, but it fits...

 

What a bunch of fucking fags !!

 

Nobody ever gives any REAL thought into their liguistic expression anymore. I visit for the free porn just like the other 93% of it's members..

 

But anyways, good to see ya again.

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[builder]

What surprises me about dek is, that out of a possible hundred thousand or so spermatazoa, he made it through.

 

Who would have backed that with a fiver? Not I.

[hugo]

It is good to have a fellow member of the bourgeoisie back. Ignore them pesky proletariats. We should have never given them free speech.

[de kannibaal]

Ah Phreak, Hugo, I am absolutely thrilled to see you both again.

 

I know I haven't been as faithful as I should have been to my fans here at GF, I am involved in other endeavours at the moment, but I have a breather for a bit and thought I would say hello.

 

Now HC Trouble, yeah, he is not really around as much as he used to be, but we did do a rather nasty expose on him at my home forum that exposes him for being a fellonious net terrorist, and I would imagine he is not best pleased.

 

The most amusing part is that we posted his photo so you can see for yourselves what a tosser he is....

 

http://www.digitalstrife.net/showthread.php?t=1615

 

I left Brawl-Hall a few months back, we expect its demise by summer, I can't say I am sorry, the porch monkey who runs it has taken advantage of his regulars and the place is decaying faster than a Congolese Ebola victim.

 

Funny thing, I just realized that Builder is an Aussie. Do they finally have the Internet in Australia?