ToriAllen Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Well, I've never really shagged my best friends wife, but I bet she is a tiger in the sack. Grrrr. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Lethalfind Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 That was some funny shit...AND I missed all the fun save a mention from Builder...Hijacked thread or not. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 Day 2 of going sans underwear and the itching has completely stopped. What does this mean? Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife. She is obviously crabs free. As a sidenote, my best friend was over last night saying he feels distanced from his wife for some reason. I listened to him whine and gave him a few beers. It's the least I could do, he is my good friend. Quote Okay, I really suck
Zukiman Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife. You gonna "Pink Sock" her. If you do get some pics and share them with us. Quote
snafu Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Day 2 of going sans underwear and the itching has completely stopped. What does this mean? Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife. She is obviously crabs free. As a sidenote, my best friend was over last night saying he feels distanced from his wife for some reason. I listened to him whine and gave him a few beers. It's the least I could do, he is my good friend. The least you could'a done was bent him over the couch and drilled him. Get him used to the idea. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Phantom Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Day 2 of going sans underwear and the itching has completely stopped. What does this mean? Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife. She is obviously crabs free. As a sidenote, my best friend was over last night saying he feels distanced from his wife for some reason. I listened to him whine and gave him a few beers. It's the least I could do, he is my good friend. [attach=full]1050[/attach] I can't be too hard on you, though. I shagged my best friend's wife, too. Quote Blah.
de kannibaal Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 The least you could'a done was bent him over the couch and drilled him. Get him used to the idea. Yeah, rep points for that one, if I could give them out. That made me laugh. Quote Okay, I really suck
de kannibaal Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 [attach=full]1051[/attach] I can't be too hard on you, though. I shagged my best friend's wife, too. Did you? White girl? Quote Okay, I really suck
de kannibaal Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 You gonna "Pink Sock" her. If you do get some pics and share them with us. Zuki mate, I have to say, what I really want to do is really degrade her as much as possible. Now I have already given it to her up her poop chute, and no doubt it is degrading and somwehat humiliating and probably a little painful at first until I work it in well and make her love it. But why stop there? I would really like to have her lie down on her back in her bed and squat over her and make her think she will give me a pleasant little rim job with her tongue -hell I might even let her do it for a few minutes - but the ruse would end up with me shitting on her face. What's she going to do? Tell her husband? That's about the power here. She has more to lose than I do. Quote Okay, I really suck
Zukiman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Zuki mate, I have to say, what I really want to do is really degrade her as much as possible. Now I have already given it to her up her poop chute, and no doubt it is degrading and somwehat humiliating and probably a little painful at first until I work it in well and make her love it. But why stop there? I would really like to have her lie down on her back in her bed and squat over her and make her think she will give me a pleasant little rim job with her tongue -hell I might even let her do it for a few minutes - but the ruse would end up with me shitting on her face. What's she going to do? Tell her husband? That's about the power here. She has more to lose than I do. Hell yea! That's what I'm talkin' about! Quote
phreakwars Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I would hope you AT LEAST make sure she gives you head after fucking her in the ass. Don't wanna go home with shit all over your cock now do you ?? Better to make her clean the fucking mess... while your at it, invite her over to your house and make her clean that too.. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
de kannibaal Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 I would hope you AT LEAST make sure she gives you head after fucking her in the ass. Don't wanna go home with shit all over your cock now do you ?? Better to make her clean the fucking mess... while your at it, invite her over to your house and make her clean that too.. . . Now this is a man who has life figured out. Now she didn't suck my dick after the anal intrustions, but that's because she had to see to the bleeding. I told her to shove a tampax in there and I would see her in a few days. Funny would be her husband asking her why she has a tampon in her arse. He would ask me about it, like "Is my wife normal putting tampax up her ass?" and I would say "Sure, my wife does it all the time." Cleaning the house is a good idea but I like my wife to do it. Guess my car could use a good wax job, but the neighbours might talk. Fuck it, I'll just start charging her, cash only. I expect a fucking gratuity. Quote Okay, I really suck
Lethalfind Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Your all talk and no trousers my friend...you wouldn't and couldn't do half the things you are talking about. If you were, you would'nt have the time too come on here and rabbit on about it all. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted October 29, 2006 Author Posted October 29, 2006 Your all talk and no trousers my friend...you wouldn't and couldn't do half the things you are talking about. If you were, you would'nt have the time too come on here and rabbit on about it all. You unfortunate and lonely old tart. I rarely come here. Dropping a post or two every 24 hours is not much of an inconvenience. The shout log records sure show that you are not up to much offline however. Why not get down to your local divorcee meat market and find some punter to shag you. Builder will be waiting patiently in the shoutbox to hear aobut it, trust me. Quote Okay, I really suck
Lethalfind Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Funny, my life doesn't revolve around finding someone too sleep with... Your a sad act...I say again, all talk, no trousers... You come on here talking smack, the big man behind your computer, because the people who know you in real life, know better. Its alot easier to put on an act hiding, behind the big moniter... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted October 29, 2006 Author Posted October 29, 2006 Funny, my life doesn't revolve around finding someone too sleep with... Of course not. First, you are always stuck in front of your PC and never venture outside. Second, not even a recently released convicted felon who had spent the last 30 years getting fucked up his ass, fucking other men up their asses, sucking off other men and swallowing their loads and vice versa, would show even the remotest interest in having a shag with you. We know you don't get the occasional length, don't worry, we are all aware of what a lonely little life you suffer. Your a sad act...I say again, all talk, no trousers... I am not wearing trousers. I am too busy beating you about the head with my fleshy night stick and the trousers just get in the way. You come on here talking smack, the big man behind your computer, because the people who know you in real life, know better. Its alot easier to put on an act hiding, behind the big moniter... I am not talking smack doll, I am simply pointing out to others what a desperately lonely existence you have and how the only social gratification you can conjure up -between sessions on the couch with your psychiatrist lamenting on the betrayal of your husband getting the fuck out of dodge and riding off into the sunset- is to spout ridiculous conjecture onto a website where everyone hates you. Imagine, on an anonymous website you are even despised, not matter how much you try and grovel and ingratiate yourself. What will make it even more comedic is how your kids will blame you for driving their father away and will never forgive you for the trauma they suffered having to live with a beaten down hausfrau that shamefully sat in front of her PC continuously instead of trying to raise them. You should have left them out on the street to fend for themselves as underage hookers, the resultant scarring would be far less to be concerned about than living under the umbrella of your half-cocked careless parenting. Quote Okay, I really suck
Lethalfind Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Your pathetic, nothing more and nothing less. You are a cliche'. You are dreaming you could be the person you present here... When in reality your trash. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted October 29, 2006 Author Posted October 29, 2006 Your pathetic, nothing more and nothing less. You are a cliche'. You are dreaming you could be the person you present here... When in reality your trash. My, when you are blinded by anger it is a bloody comedy of errors watching you butcher the English language. Good God woman, this is not even my mother tongue and I can articulate myself in a much higher manner than you could ever dream of. Your pathetic, nothing more and nothing less. So pathetic is the possessive is it? You almost put together a coherent sentence. Almost. How can your children ever hope to enjoy any success in the world when their disillusioned mother leaves them to fend for themselves while she butchers her native tongue while she gets her ass -which resembles two raccoons fighting in a sack incidentally- kicked to the gates of hell and back by someone like me who is so obviously her superior? I'll tell you what the clich Quote Okay, I really suck
phreakwars Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 AMEN !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
de kannibaal Posted October 30, 2006 Author Posted October 30, 2006 The woman is morally destitute. You hate to waste someone so bad on a forum like this. But she really had it coming to her. Karma. 1 Quote Okay, I really suck
Lethalfind Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 How self absorbed...you think I have been or are blinded by anger?? Not even close. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
de kannibaal Posted October 30, 2006 Author Posted October 30, 2006 How self absorbed...you think I have been or are blinded by anger?? Not even close. Excuse me slag, but you are vanquished and leashed by my choke chain now. You will talk when I tell you to. Got it? You better, or it will get even rougher for you. Quote Okay, I really suck
builder Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Excuse me slag, but you are vanquished and leashed by my choke chain now. You will talk when I tell you to. Got it? You better, or it will get even rougher for you. You're as threatening as a chihuaha in a teacup. Buy some more MDMA, so you feel good about yourself again. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Phantom Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 The woman is morally destitute. You appear to be the one who burst onto the scene with tales of moral debauchery, infidelity, drug use, and vulgarity. Quote Blah.
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