I shagged my best friend's wife

[de kannibaal]

You're as threatening as a chihuaha in a teacup.

 

Buy some more MDMA, so you feel good about yourself again.

 

Listen to the whinging little Samoan eunuch, go spew your superlative blue collar tripe elsewhere, you mediocre proletarian lemming.

 

I always feel excellent, and when I read another one of your attempts at farting a post onto here I realize that I am truly an exquisite specimen and I shall never be relegated to mucking about grovelling and snivelling around the forums like you.

 

You dirty little man, with your filthy tools and uniform with your name embroidered on it, simply reprehensible you are.

[de kannibaal]

You appear to be the one who burst onto the scene with tales of moral debauchery, infidelity, drug use, and vulgarity.

 

You stupid, stupid, stupid tart.

 

Your time in my thead will be ever so pleasant the moment that you have the epiphany that there is one set of standards and behaviour for me and one for the rest of the repugnant curs such as yourself that bay for my attention.

 

Lethallyblind wishes she could find some debauchery for herself but interestingly enough there is no lineup of eligible bachelors outsider her house looking to be the lucky punter that gets to give her a length.

 

You want vulgar? i'll give you vulgar you syphillitic slag, why don't you go get yourself a brazillian wax, douche that maggoty and malodourous organ that is commonly referred to as a cunt, and I will find the most willing four legged creature to mount up on you and burst his spunk seam into your manky cooze.

[Lethalfind]

You are so funny....

Maybe its my age...maybe its wisdom but I have no problem keeping my body from ruling my mind. Its a state that you MIGHT someday be lucky to acheive.

 

As far as you telling me when I can speak...ask everyone here. Nothing will stop me from saying how I feel, about whoever I feel it about.

 

Boredom with your repeated, sad bullshit will be the only thing that would stop me from answering your pathetic posts.

[phreakwars]

Translation: The bitch never shuts up.

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[Lethalfind]

Ya got that right, especially for someone like DK...

[Phantom]

You stupid, stupid, stupid tart.

 

Your time in my thead will be ever so pleasant the moment that you have the epiphany that there is one set of standards and behaviour for me and one for the rest of the repugnant curs such as yourself that bay for my attention.

 

Lethallyblind wishes she could find some debauchery for herself but interestingly enough there is no lineup of eligible bachelors outsider her house looking to be the lucky punter that gets to give her a length.

 

You want vulgar? i'll give you vulgar you syphillitic slag, why don't you go get yourself a brazillian wax, douche that maggoty and malodourous organ that is commonly referred to as a cunt, and I will find the most willing four legged creature to mount up on you and burst his spunk seam into your manky cooze.

 

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You want to debate? Let's debate! But if your capabilities are limited to tossing around juvenile slurs, let me know! I will properly engage you in an apt battle of the foul and puerile. Your call.

[de kannibaal]

You are so funny....

Maybe its my age...maybe its wisdom but I have no problem keeping my body from ruling my mind. Its a state that you MIGHT someday be lucky to acheive.

 

As far as you telling me when I can speak...ask everyone here. Nothing will stop me from saying how I feel, about whoever I feel it about.

 

Boredom with your repeated, sad bullshit will be the only thing that would stop me from answering your pathetic posts.

 

Answer all your like, anything you have to say about the matter is now irrlevant, you have already been beaten down and are officially a non-entity.

 

Anything the crabs that thrive in the pubic hair around Bewildered's tiny excuse for a penis is now more important than any further contribution from you, Lethallyblind.

 

Now be a good abandoned cow and serve me and phreakwars some beers. Make sure you bring them sealed, I don't trust you not to open them with your scabby arsehole.

[de kannibaal]

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You want to debate? Let's debate! But if your capabilities are limited to tossing around juvenile slurs, let me know! I will properly engage you in an apt battle of the foul and puerile. Your call.

 

How groundbreaking, a "dont feed the troll gimmick." Imagine back in 1997 that was actually considered to be innovative. Now it is the material depended on by lacklustre cows that resemble walking puss filled herpes sores.

 

For me to engage you wouldn't be classified as a debate, it would be considered more of a holocaust, it just wouldn't be fair for me take advantage of such an enfeebled harlot such as yourself for an easy win.

 

You lack the quality you deranged harpie, you languish in the sunday leagues while I am playing in the Premiership.

[Phantom]

For me to engage you wouldn't be classified as a debate, it would be considered more of a holocaust, it just wouldn't be fair for me take advantage of such an enfeebled harlot such as yourself for an easy win.

 

You lack the quality you deranged harpie, you languish in the sunday leagues while I am playing in the Premiership.

 

My, my. Look who pussied out.

[de kannibaal]

My, my. Look who pussied out.

 

Your delusions of grandeur are almost as comical as your inability to make even the smallest chink in my armour.

 

When some amateur bush league boxer challenges the heavyweight champ of the world to a bout and Don King, the champ's promotor tells the rookie to go fuck themselves as they lack the quality, the amateur is in no position to tell the champ that they pussied out.

 

Now I have no doubt that you would have the necessary punch to knock Bewildered or Lethallyblind's lights out, your posturing that you can piss farther than me is hysterically misguided.

[Lethalfind]

Many before you have thought they had beaten me down...all were wrong.

 

As for crabs...I have never had anything even approaching crabs nor a sexually transmitted disease...Those are things that someone of your common and crass behavior should know only too well.

 

If all your going to do is talk shit, you won't last in this place, I on the other hand have been here over a year AND was voted a free premiere membership...See anything like that being throw your way?? No, I don't think so.

 

So pray continue showing off what kind of morally low and common creature you are. Its endlessly humorous AND those are my own words, I don't have to copy and paste them from another source.

 

You REAL problem is that your so insecure in your manhood you can't stand a women who will not bow down to your imagined authority. Life is going to really suck for you.

[snafu]

Your delusions of grandeur are almost as comical as your inability to make even the smallest chink in my armour.

 

When some amateur bush league boxer challenges the heavyweight champ of the world to a bout and Don King, the champ's promotor tells the rookie to go fuck themselves as they lack the quality, the amateur is in no position to tell the champ that they pussied out.

 

Now I have no doubt that you would have the necessary punch to knock Bewildered or Lethallyblind's lights out, your posturing that you can piss farther than me is hysterically misguided.

 

 

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Ouch!

 

But dose that knock her out?

[de kannibaal]

I had to read your post twice just to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me.

 

I was for once almost speechless in my life.

 

Is this woman really getting some sort of misplaced sense of validation because she was given a free 12 dollar membership at an internet forum?

 

My deluded little tart, I don't require free memberships or any sort of validation from anyone on this forum, I know I am better than everyone and the fact is that my contribution to this forum is highly regarded.

 

I have two threads on the go here, and they are currently the most active threads on the forum in the shortest amount of time, and even the so called well respected members of the forum prostitute themselves to me by posting continuously in them.

 

So, enjoy your precious premium membership, I'll try to stifle my laughter as I think of you beaming proudly at your profile here.

[Phantom]

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Ouch!

 

But dose that knock her out?

 

Ouch? Ouch!?! I didn't even feel the prick of a toothpick on that one!

 

The web is crawling with frolicking little imps just like him. His barbs are nothing new and nothing unique.

[snafu]

This thread was funny and obviously created to humor us. I think it worked. I had a good laugh. The funniest part was people taking you seriously. I’m sure that was pretty humours to you too.

 

You are interesting and the place has been pretty slow. But don’t break your arm trying to pat yourself on the back. In your quest to sound so sophisticated you come across as the type that used to get shoved in a locker everyday. I kinda feel sorry for you, really (everybody needs a friend sometime).

Anyway I’m a sucker for the underdog so I’ll keep an eye out for your back.

[Phantom]

In your quest to sound so sophisticated you come across as the type that used to get shoved in a locker everyday. I kinda feel sorry for you, really (everybody needs a friend sometime).

 

Anyway I

[clarity]

You stupid, stupid, stupid tart.

 

Your time in my thead will be ever so pleasant the moment that you have the epiphany that there is one set of standards and behaviour for me and one for the rest of the repugnant curs such as yourself that bay for my attention.

 

Lethallyblind wishes she could find some debauchery for herself but interestingly enough there is no lineup of eligible bachelors outsider her house looking to be the lucky punter that gets to give her a length.

 

You want vulgar? i'll give you vulgar you syphillitic slag, why don't you go get yourself a brazillian wax, douche that maggoty and malodourous organ that is commonly referred to as a cunt, and I will find the most willing four legged creature to mount up on you and burst his spunk seam into your manky cooze.

 

 

your a first class idiot. lethals one of the very few on this thing, who actually talks some sense. plus, using 'cooze' thats pretty lame ...

[Zukiman]

your a first class idiot. lethals one of the very few on this thing, who actually talks some sense. plus, using 'cooze' thats pretty lame ...

Ass kisser....

[angie]

your a first class idiot. lethals one of the very few on this thing, who actually talks some sense. plus, using 'cooze' thats pretty lame ...

What fucking drugs are you on??

[builder]

What fucking drugs are you on??

 

 

yeah, I want some too.

 

That's Letch in my sig, BTW.

 

Enjoy your trip, LF?

[de kannibaal]

your a first class idiot. lethals one of the very few on this thing, who actually talks some sense. plus, using 'cooze' thats pretty lame ...

 

You know, until that post, I thought you were one of the few with brain matter here. You shattered that view quickly though.

[phreakwars]

I actually thought that comment was funny until I realized that Clarity is only 16.

 

The only conclusion I could come up with, is, like Angie pointed out, she is on drugs if she thinks Lethalfind EVER makes any fucking sense..

 

These are sad sad times indeed...

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[de kannibaal]

16?

 

Jesus fuck, that is absolutely atrocious.

 

But obviously she is a stupid one if she thinks Lethalfind is smart and I would tell any prospective teenaged boys looking to shag her that they would be well advised to find a ball gag mask if they are going to have a tap at that.

 

Actually, that is good advice to use on any woman, really.

[de kannibaal]

Update:

 

My buddy was over at my house last night. Had a rough go of it lately.

 

His mother is dead, and his wife is leaving him. Cunt came over and drank all my beer last night whining about what went wrong with his marriage. Well, no reason for me to feel guilty now and time to ramp it up. Met this 20 year old harlot who likes women, might have to bring her around for a little menage with my friend's ex.

 

Or I might just tell his wife to fuck off and stay with the harlot. Who knows, but I will undoubtedly keep you abreast here.

[Phantom]

I will undoubtedly keep you abreast here.

 

Eh, don't bother. Nobody really cares.