I shagged my best friend's wife

[clarity]

Oh well, I will get over it, I have been called far worse.

 

So...

 

You have unlimited texting with your cellular plan?

 

nope i dont, cant be bothered texting anyway.

if i want to talk to someone il call them, texting is so unsociable.

[de kannibaal]

Right, so why do you post like you are in SMS?

[snafu]

nope i dont, cant be bothered texting anyway.

if i want to talk to someone il call them, texting is so unsociable.

 

In other words mom won't let you.

[clarity]

In other words mom won't let you.

 

now that was an absolute cracker, pawl. absolute cracker.

[snafu]

No, not their marriage.

 

But I knew you would be curious.

 

Well, she finally left him. She gave him the boot, he has nowhere to go and now pays me to rent out a spare room in my place. Nice little scam.

 

Of course I now may fuck her all the time safely in his old place and he will never know.

 

Fucking brilliant little arrangement.

 

So how do you know he's not banging your old lady? woops I promised not to say "old lady" to someone again. How do you know he's not banging the old hag? Oh I get it. You don't got no bitch. Hmm.....

[clarity]

So how do you know he's not banging your old lady? woops I promised not to say "old lady" to someone again. How do you know he's not banging the old hag? Oh I get it you don't got no bitch. Hmm.....

 

 

if kan of balls 'dont got no bitch', youve got no hope. matttte.

[de kannibaal]

So how do you know he's not banging your old lady? woops I promised not to say "old lady" to someone again. How do you know he's not banging the old hag? Oh I get it. You don't got no bitch. Hmm.....

 

Because he is scared of me.

[phreakwars]

No, not their marriage.

 

But I knew you would be curious.

 

Well, she finally left him. She gave him the boot, he has nowhere to go and now pays me to rent out a spare room in my place. Nice little scam.

 

Of course I now may fuck her all the time safely in his old place and he will never know.

 

Fucking brilliant little arrangement.

Dude, that TOTALLY leaves him open to go over and get some sympathy and understanding from your bitch.

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[de kannibaal]

Dude, that TOTALLY leaves him open to go over and get some sympathy and understanding from your bitch.

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The guy is a fucking wreck. If he wasn't half way to the fucking sanatorium before he is almost there now.

 

My wife doesn't like fucking black dudes anyway, hates them. There is no risk man.

 

Trust me.

[phreakwars]

The guys black ??

 

Damn, I'd be more worried now.

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[Phantom]

I wouldn't fuck a black man if my life was at stake.

[tiredofwhiners]

I wouldn't fuck a black man if my life was at stake.

 

 

Don't you hate when your turret's acts up.......I want Phantom's hubby to become my best friend so i can shag my best friends wife.

[Mack the Knife]

I wouldn't fuck a black man if my life was at stake.

Not even Samuel L. Jackson? WTF is wrong with you?!

[clarity]

whats wrong with black men?

[de kannibaal]

The guys black ??

 

Damn, I'd be more worried now.

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Fuck no, he's terrified of me, he is a fucking pussy. I think he is on the DL, maybe I need to make sure I lock the door when I shower.

 

whats wrong with black men?

 

Hahaha! Oh to be young again!

 

Trust me, ******s are not worth a bullet, a plastic bag over the head is a more cost efficient way of dealing with them.

[Phantom]

Not even Samuel L. Jackson? WTF is wrong with you?!

 

Not even him. Or Denzel. Or any other black guy that is supposedly "hot."

 

whats wrong with black men?

 

Nothing really. They just do nothing for me sexually. I have a strong preference for Caucasians.

[Anna Perenna]

Not even him. Or Denzel. Or any other black guy that is supposedly "hot."

 

......They just do nothing for me sexually. I have a strong preference for Caucasians.

 

Not even Tyson Beckford? The most beautiful man in the universe?

 

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Because, uh, I would not have the slightest problem making love with this man. In fact, the problem factor would be less than zero.

 

I LOVE black men.

[Mack the Knife]

 

Nothing really. They just do nothing for me sexually. I have a strong preference for Caucasians.

I feel the same way about midgets.

[OmegaManiac]

Wow, that was a long read, that is it would have been if I had bothered to sift through that pile of shameless vomit, Any way, wife fucker, not very nice, I personaly can fuck the wives of people that I do not personaly know with little to no guilt. However when you go diggin around in your buddy's cookie jar you cross a line that is likely to get your ass smoked. I have seen this happen before, and I can not think of a single individual who has been able to come through it unscathed. Sure you may get away with it for a while but you can go ahead and consider your buddyfucking ass eviserated.

Fish with your own tackle or don't bother getting on the boat. Sorry ass scavenger!

[Phantom]

Not even Tyson Beckford? The most beautiful man in the universe?

 

Because, uh, I would not have the slightest problem making love with this man. In fact, the problem factor would be less than zero.

 

I LOVE black men.

 

Tyson is hot- but so are many other people in this world that I would never consider sleeping with. I also think many women are "hot" but I am not attracted to them either. Ugh. I'm going to sound like a complete jerk but, to be honest, I find black men sexually repulsive.

 

What about "The Rock" or "Vin Diesel"

 

Nope.

 

If you where stranded on an Island for the rest of your life tomorrow with no one except...say.... Julio Eglasises (the son) would you have sex with him or remain sex-less for the rest of your life?

 

I have no problem with Hispanic men but I do not find Enrique or Julio attractive either. If the human race depended on me sleeping with a black male we'd all be screwed. Hispanic I can handle. The first guy I ever had a serious crush on was Hispanic.

[phreakwars]

What's with these standards on color anyway ??

 

http://www.vanbros.com/nebraska/ne_2005/gallery.html

 

That's my honey Jana Murrell, she is responsible for solid morning erections when I watch her on the early morning channel 7 news.

 

She's like the traffic to go girl or something.

 

I would SOOO rape her.

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[Phantom]

...if I was stranded on an island for all eternity, no chance of escape, with another dude, hand jobs would not be out of the question...... Ass fucking (as the pitcher) and blow jobs (as the receiver) I would probably have to work up to in about 10-20 years .. Kissing, never & definite never any cuddling.

 

Don't be so selfish. Surely your male lover would want his needs met too. Just let him use one of your orifices on occasion and keep the relationship equal.

 

As for you phantom, I would give you about 30 days on the Island max and you would be doing who ever was on that island with you regardless of race, looks, or gender. You can deign it but you would just be lying just like anyone else that says they wouldn't.

 

I would definitely seek them out for human companionship (obvious exceptions apply) but still would not sleep with them unless they were attractive to me.

[Ahhlee]

What about "The Rock" or "Vin Diesel"

 

You couldn't pick anyone better than those two? Blegh.

 

Hispanic men are absolutely hot IMO. I married one. They're great lovers, but they're busy loving EVERYBODY. I've never been with a black man, but I wouldn't be against the experience.

[Ahhlee]

Don't be so selfish. Surely your male lover would want his needs met too. Just let him use one of your orifices on occasion and keep the relationship equal.

 

Are you kidding? That would be so GAY!

[hugo]

The problem with black men is they got penises. For me that is a big turnoff.