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Wow, that was a long read, that is it would have been if I had bothered to sift through that pile of shameless vomit, Any way, wife fucker, not very nice, I personaly can fuck the wives of people that I do not personaly know with little to no guilt. However when you go diggin around in your buddy's cookie jar you cross a line that is likely to get your ass smoked. I have seen this happen before, and I can not think of a single individual who has been able to come through it unscathed. Sure you may get away with it for a while but you can go ahead and consider your buddyfucking ass eviserated.

Fish with your own tackle or don't bother getting on the boat. Sorry ass scavenger!:cool:

 

Well, here's the point: I could give a fucking royal fart what you think of me giving a fucking shaft to my mate's now ex-wife.

 

When will you bloody commoners ever fucking learn that aside from manual labour, you are of no use to your betters?

Okay, I really suck
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More of a, if he ate the pussy, he was eating his buddies spunk and if he kissed her he was virtually sucking his buddies cock... So the next question being... did he like it, and, if thats what he really wanted why not just go right to the source??

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he does have a point here..

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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he does have a point here..

 

Yes he has a point.

 

Eat pussy.

Only if you know where it's been. It's the other red meat.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Well, here's the point: I could give a fucking royal fart what you think of me giving a fucking shaft to my mate's now ex-wife.

 

When will you bloody commoners ever fucking learn that aside from manual labour, you are of no use to your betters?

 

When you graduate from picking up glasses at the local pub, give us a call, we might need a big-nosed pomgolian for some kind of comedy skit. Ere, ow ah ewe at Benny 'ill>?

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More of a, if he ate the pussy, he was eating his buddies spunk and if he kissed her he was virtually sucking his buddies cock... So the next question being... did he like it, and, if thats what he really wanted why not just go right to the source??

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Hahaha!

 

Actually, the point is, the bloke is not shagging his wife at all. Which is why she turned to me.

 

He's a fucking ****** and probably on the down low. Probably enjoys the taste of another man's shaft as he fellates in some tawdry hip hop club.

 

Filthy fucking buggers.

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When you graduate from picking up glasses at the local pub, give us a call, we might need a big-nosed pomgolian for some kind of comedy skit. Ere, ow ah ewe at Benny 'ill>?

 

Go fuck yourself you fucking impotent arse bandit.

 

It's hard to believe you are a bloody Ozzie when you whine like a fucking inbred Mackem, you piece of shite.

 

I would wager that you are descended from a line of Romany blood. Fucking Romany are worse than ******s, shylock hooknoses and fucking chinks all rolled in to one repugnant package.

 

(Insert Builder's hysteria here and mod panel abuse, culminating in a week in the bloody box. Forgive him, he is a flaccid little fairy and doesn't know better)

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Yes he has a point.

 

Eat pussy.

Only if you know where it's been. It's the other red meat.

 

And just like beef if it has a green tinge to it pass it up.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I think its laughable that she has to be high on drugs to let you fuck her!

Sure she was awake?

 

He has to be high on barbiturates to get some lead in his pencil.

 

Sad, but true. ;)

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Avoid answering me directly all you want your stark raving lisping fairy.

 

Don't be bagging the lisp, you hobo.

 

The chicks dig it. That's all that matters. :cool:

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Right, chicks with dicks, you flamboyant poof.

 

Ahhh... chicks with dicks. Some fine children's programming.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Right, chicks with dicks, you flamboyant poof.

 

This from the raver who wears plastic hospital bangles when he's eckying off his head in niteclubs? Your cred has never been lower than right about now, hick. ;)

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Yeah, it's called a wristband. The Germans insist everyone wears one, they don't like all these cheap Aussies trying to get in without forking over 20 Euros like the bunch of bankrupt fucking pikers they are.

 

I am afraid when it comes to credibility, guys who work with their hands like you have done. Don't like it? File a grievance with your shop steward, cunty balls, the best you are going to get from me is using your uvula as a speed back as I textually fuck your face.

 

(Do I sense another week in the box? Is builder going to be able to contain himself? )

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Yeah, it's called a wristband.

 

So you wriggled out of the straightjacket, but couldn't lose the bangle?

 

The Germans insist everyone wears one,

 

Damn straight. Get your own bangle, or get the fuck outta here.:rolleyes:

 

they don't like all these cheap Aussies trying to get in without forking over 20 Euros like the bunch of bankrupt fucking pikers they are.

 

Yeah, the fuckin' dole-bludging hippies. How could they afford to travel to Europe? There's no Ten pound tourist trips these days.

 

I am afraid when it comes to credibility, guys who work with their hands like you have done.

 

I can't speak for anyone else, but I get a sense of pride when I've tiled a whole house, and made it look a treat.

 

Don't like it?

 

Don't care.

 

File a grievance with your shop steward, cunty balls,

 

You don't get it yet, do you? I'm the first aid officer right through the ranks to the corporate director. You got a beef with me, you gotta talk to me.

 

the best you are going to get from me is using your uvula as a speed back as I textually fuck your face.

 

You paint a nasty picture, and I wonder why.

 

 

 

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Do I sense another week in the box? Is builder going to be able to contain himself? )

 

You're a non-entity here. dek.

 

Boxiing you would be pointless, unless you raised a stir.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Why does everyone give Builder such a hard time about his job? He obviously isn't ashamed of it or else he would not have mentioned it here and he especially would not have posted pictures of him on the job in his user page.

 

He is a self-employed craftsman that gets to work his own hours, be his own boss, and receive the satisfaction of seeing what his two hands have built at the end of a project. Sure beats being a pencil-pushing cubicle-sitting slave of THE MAN, in my opinion.

Blah.
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Why does everyone give Builder such a hard time about his job? He obviously isn't ashamed of it or else he would not have mentioned it here and he especially would not have posted pictures of him on the job in his user page.

 

He is a self-employed craftsman that gets to work his own hours, be his own boss, and receive the satisfaction of seeing what his two hands have built at the end of a project. Sure beats being a pencil-pushing cubicle-sitting slave of THE MAN, in my opinion.

 

Amen to that. I went with my SIL to visit one of her old co-workers the other day at a mortgage company and being there for 10 minutes in the cubicle hell with the florescent lights I was ready to slit my wrists. I am definitely not paper pushing material.

It's all about doing what you love.

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Why does everyone give Builder such a hard time about his job? He obviously isn't ashamed of it or else he would not have mentioned it here and he especially would not have posted pictures of him on the job in his user page.

 

He is a self-employed craftsman that gets to work his own hours, be his own boss, and receive the satisfaction of seeing what his two hands have built at the end of a project. Sure beats being a pencil-pushing cubicle-sitting slave of THE MAN, in my opinion.

 

It's simple you fucking syphillitic slag.

 

Working with your hands is something that only repugnant prols from the filthy working classes would ever settle for.

 

Perhaps you are trashy enough that you don't care if your husband comes home covered in drywall dust, or with motor oil under his hands which he subsequently sticks in your feted snatch. Maybe even pouring cement is acceptable to someone who has no issue being a bottom feeder in our fair planet.

 

I would sooner drown my kids than allow them to do any job where they have to use tools and wear a fucking nametag.

 

Filthy fucking tart.

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It's simple you fucking syphillitic slag.

 

Working with your hands is something that only repugnant prols from the filthy working classes would ever settle for.

 

Perhaps you are trashy enough that you don't care if your husband comes home covered in drywall dust, or with motor oil under his hands which he subsequently sticks in your feted snatch. Maybe even pouring cement is acceptable to someone who has no issue being a bottom feeder in our fair planet.

 

I would sooner drown my kids than allow them to do any job where they have to use tools and wear a fucking nametag.

 

Filthy fucking tart.

 

Ten bucks says this stupid fuck works at McD's.

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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Ten bucks says this stupid fuck works at McD's.

 

He failed that interview.

 

He picks up glasses and and wipes up puke at the local bar. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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