Callout: Phreakwars

[de kannibaal]

You've still not given any reason to believe this other than your own word. Have you forget the necessity of proof/reason when it comes to debate, or would you allow for one such as myself to follow suit and make the same claim of anything you've posted as it would be just a credible?

Perhaps you should read this article before continuing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_argument

 

You reference a wiki article? Am I supposed to give you even the slightest bit of respect for such an asinine act of idiocy? Talk about tying your shoelaces together, you stupid nonce.

 

 

As you seem to be the only person here capable of noticing off topic content in Phreak's posts, might you be so kind as to show us where his mistakes lay?

 

Are you more obtuse than he is? The post was full of rhetoric of me being a communist and other fallacious conjecture that was demonstrative of him just Find and Replace searching the name of the person the piece was written about.

 

Where have I used the word "Churlish" on here as I am quoted by him then? I dunno mate, say 5 links to my usage of this word would suffice?

 

Not going to happen is it?

 

smirk

 

 

I've not seen evidence of any topic in you initial post, it was a simple challenge was it not?

 

Anyone not suffering from a stunted intellect would easily be able to follow the topic. The topic is simple: me making a tit out of the small penised mod. Simple.

 

I know, I know, it is bad enough that he has manicured eyebrows and wears makeup, and bears an uncanny resemblance to a primate, just with a worse smell, and if that were not bad enough for him, I have arrived here and made his life more miserable. It's what I do.

 

Given this, is it not yourself who looks foolish making the claim that his posts are irrelevant when you yourself provided nothing to which relevance could be maintained?

 

No, it isn't me. Re-read his ridiculous concoction of a long winded post, and it is clear to anyone -even an 8 year old girl with Down's syndrome that shits her pants - that he just spewed mindelss conjecture up on a forum in some misguided attempt to sound intelligent.

 

This is much the same as claiming somebody drawing on a blank piece of paper has gone outside the lines. If you saw somebody claim the latter you'd surely doubt the credibility of most anything they say (or at least give them funny look), no matter how well articulated. You're giving us lots of icing but you lack any cake.

 

Might I give you a quick pointer son? Avoid trying to argue what you think I would say or what you believe I would think and you wont look like such a fucking idiot.

 

There is no better way for you to make yourself look like a complete and utter twat than to assume some preposterous idea of what you believe my intentions, opinions, motivations, etc. may be.

 

I am not just some mean cunt who likes to make it hot for pathetic little souls like PW, I also educate as I fulfill my mandate. You can send me a gift basket and thank you card anytime.

 

 

Lastly might I ask when it was decided that Olympic athletes are to be their own judges? As I recall it is those outside the event who deem merit, not those who are in. By claiming victory yourself you've done little more the give the impression that your arguments are not for the sake of debate but more for your own sense of self-satisfaction.

 

The reason I am the judge, jury AND executioner is simply this: I am better than all of you and simply cut from a much higher quality cloth than the rest of you proletarian wankers and your predilection for being mediocre.

 

We could speculate for days as to the reason for your real-world lack of this,

 

And you have, and still will, you can speculate stupidly all you like, your myopic meanderings and musings are anecdotally entertaining for a fleeting millisecond or so.

 

but the assumption of general inadequacy in the eyes of your peers is to me that which comes quickest to mind. However, I'm sure you're a man of great respect in the world of MMORPGs. Kudos.

 

MMORPGs? I am sorry, I don't speak gimp, would you care to translate that into the language that we non-droolers use?

 

Dank u wel.

[phreakwars]

Wake me when he gets over his own ego trip.

 

I'll still be the MOD, he'll still be wishing he was the MOD.

 

He came here to make my life hell ??

 

Oh gee, how did I ever get such an honor ??

 

He is gonna call me names, and correct my grammar, man... internet flaming at it's best...

 

Look how weak I am for not firing back.

 

Lord help us if I MODERATE him... then I'm just playing with my admin panel, since I am obviously weaker then him.

 

I think perhaps he should have set the rules of engagement..

 

I can't call him gay because that makes me dumb, yet he can call me cupcake and it makes him look superior..

 

I can't fire back with large words that make no sense, because that makes me a plagiarist, yet he can and it makes him fucking brilliant..

 

And now I suppose if I just ignore this topic and move on to one that is actually interesting, I will be a coward as well..

 

Well.... I might be a gay, plagiarist, coward.. but I'm still the MOD, and your still a shit stabbing idiot.. don't see that changing any time soon.

 

Try another member cannibal, maybe they might entertain you... Morons who hide behind a keyboard and make claims of greatness have never impressed me.

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[Lethalfind]

I have always found great humour in people who think anything they say over the internet really has impact.

 

Like we're all sitting here feeling sorry that we're not as great as he seems to think he is...right.

 

I know Phreak is sitting at home licking his wounds...right.

[eisanbt]

You reference a wiki article? Am I supposed to give you even the slightest bit of respect for such an asinine act of idiocy? Talk about tying your shoelaces together, you stupid nonce.

 

Feel free than to search out any of the other sources that will tell you precisely the same thing about logical argument if you are so disgusted by Wikipedia.

 

 

Are you more obtuse than he is? The post was full of rhetoric of me being a communist and other fallacious conjecture that was demonstrative of him just Find and Replace searching the name of the person the piece was written about.

 

Where have I used the word "Churlish" on here as I am quoted by him then? I dunno mate, say 5 links to my usage of this word would suffice?

 

Not going to happen is it?

 

Congratulations on making an argument, notice how this allowed somebody to understand why you made your previous claims. Had this been included in you earlier posts than this whole situation would have been avoided. Glad we've learned something today.

 

 

Anyone not suffering from a stunted intellect would easily be able to follow the topic. The topic is simple: me making a tit out of the small penised mod. Simple.

 

A action, or in this case a desired action, is not a topic. So again, with no grounds for him to step off of how is it that you can claim that he went off topic? A claim of nonsense requires some definition of sense for it to contrast with.

 

If we are to than entertain the idea that "me taking a tit out of a mod" holds validity as a real topic as it is defined in the english language, than the only way for him to go off topic would be to not have a tit taken out of him wouldn't it?

 

No, it isn't me. Re-read his ridiculous concoction of a long winded post, and it is clear to anyone that he just spewed mindelss conjecture up on a forum in some misguided attempt to sound intelligent.

 

Monkey see Monkey do it would seem.

 

Might I give you a quick pointer son? Avoid trying to argue what you think I would say or what you believe I would think and you wont look like such a fucking idiot.

 

There is no better way for you to make yourself look like a complete and utter twat than to assume some preposterous idea of what you believe my intentions, opinions, motivations, etc. may be.

 

Let’s start by pointing out that you have merely dismissed my argument, not disproved it. The question of topic remains, if you wish to be so picky and precise, than answer with some credibility. This shouldn't be hard to do and it is something so miniscule and unimportant that you seem to have made a mistake upon yet your inflated pride won't even let you admit it: There was not definable topic for him to depart from.

 

As far as 'what I think you would say' is concerned, referencing a blank piece of paper or giving somebody a funny look is far from discrediting my opinions or making me look like an imbecile. Take a course on teaching, writing or learning and you will be shown repeatedly the value of hypothetical examples when discussing or studying a subject.

 

The reason I am the judge, jury AND executioner is simply this: I am better than all of you and simply cut from a much higher quality cloth than the rest of you proletarian wankers and your predilection for being mediocre.

 

You sir are called a fascist. We "proletarian wankers" had a good time dethroning and slaughtering you misguided fools back in the 40s. You'd better be careful or we'll slip a razor into you goose supper one evening just for kicks.

 

Finally, if you feel you're in the company of lesser mortals than go find some rich folk to tell you your an idiot. You won't be missed, though I'm sure this will do nothing to spped you away from us as your attention addiciton must be lacking in "RL"... (What is RL anyway, sorry I don't speak gimp )

 

Going to bed now, sorry if I havn't left with pride. Blog pride must be a trait of superior breeding.

[snafu]

I really want to be like de kannibaal when I grow up. Yeah it would make my meaningless live bloom anew. I could be showing my manly testosterone's by being so articulate. I can try to belittle someones looks by hiding behind a keyboard. Yeah right!

In order for a match set you would at least need to play ball and expose yourself. Unlike you, I would rather see the face and not the ass. If that’s not possible we’ll understand. Bottom line is you can go on forever with obscure, intriguing and in lighting words; I can sum up this debate by two words.

 

 

Fuck off.

 

But I believe I plagiarized the phrase.

[phreakwars]

Ah hell, if wants to REALLY make it a callout, he can go head to head with me in an unbiased format... a hotornot.com face off... of course, I doubt such a keyboard stud as him would be so brave as to post his ACTUAL picture on the internet for scrutiny by an UNBIASED medium... that would be asking too much.. Surely one as well refined as him could beat out my score, concidering how ugly I am :

 

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BMNRKYB&key=MRJ

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[Lethalfind]

I think you'd look fabulous in drag...

 

This guy is probably from such an inbred family that he would be to embarassed to have anyone see him. He is the kind that relies on name and family money rather then anything his own, like HIS looks, or HIS qualifications.

 

 

We don't give a shit here because in general you make your own way here OR not.

[ImWithStupid]

So is all this nonsense going off an assumption that Mods here are picked based on their excellent debating ability and you, wishing to demonstrate the size of your online cock, feel the need to go after what would seem to you to be the head honcho in an effort to prove your worth?

 

I still have yet to see de kannibaal debate at all. I don't think this was about debate. de kannibaal wanted a flame war. Being able to call people names and belittle them in new and inventive ways is not only boring but shows little sign of actual knowledge on any intelligent topics.

 

This entire thread was a waste of time. If de kannibaal wanted to show his metal he should have picked a topic to debate, pick a point of view and argue it.

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This entire thread was a waste of time. If de kannibaal wanted to show his metal he should have picked a topic to debate, pick a point of view and argue it.

 

 

Yeah, what an absolute crock of fucking shit. The lamo dweeb had every fucking opportunity (well, he is retarded and all) to shimmy up to the plate and hit a homer, but what do we fucking get? Jack shit is what.

 

Fucking big dissappointment, you flesh-eating fuck. Idiot sums you up nicely. See how easy it is to be nasty and nice at the same time? You fucked-up pathetic anal ooze. You were a pustule in your past life. I can tell .

[Outlaw2747]

I hate trolls. I deleted one earlier this morning. Everyone knows who I am talking about.

[Lethalfind]

I hate trolls. I deleted one earlier this morning. Everyone knows who I am talking about.

 

I'm glad you deleted it, I assume you mean the thread he started calling Bob names?? I was trying to get it off the front page of the forum but I ran out of posts.

[de kannibaal]

My, I do so enjoy my charity work. This particular thread was an act of purest philanthropy, in so much as I hopped off my pedastal of superiority for a few minutes and sought to liven up your banal forum, with its deep rooted dedication to mediocrity and ennui, and during my absence of the last day or so, I note that I have given all of you pedestrian rubes some excitement in your mundane and dreary lives.

 

Sadly, I read the convention laden pish that you lot have sprayed on your screens in some dim witted and half cocked attempt at matching me and I am absolutely disappointed in your sub standard musings.

 

So let me share with you what I have been doing in the interim, as we must all come to terms with the fact that anything I share with you about me and my life is exponentially more riveting than anything in any of your prosaic lives.

 

I think I must inform you that I revile the working class and even worse, those who don't work. I was walking down the street today minding my own business (more like trying to avoid dialogue with the repugnant plebs all over the place) when some malodorous rub a dub dubber type confronts me and grabs the exquisitely soft leather that composes my finely tailored leather jacket, and asked me if I could spare a Euro or two for some coffee.

 

I was completely revolted by this filthy fucking piece of Romany shite and after knocking his filthy hands off my jacket, I poured my Red Bull over him -doing him a favour I might add, the chemicals in that stuff may have some sort of redeeming cleansing quality for someone of his dirty kind - and shoved him over.

 

You think I was fucking done? Like hell.

 

Although the stench was overwhelming, I rolled him, emptied his pockets of his change and scattered it. As he wailed I told him if I ever saw him cross my path again I was going to fucking clock him, and that the North side of this city is no place for anyone who is unemployed or works with his hands for a living.

 

Now this may be a mercenary approach to some of you, but I don't tolerate stupidity and lack of hygiene. If you are going to indulge in narcotics or alchohol, you better be from strong stock and be able to handle your powders, etc, or you are fucked.

 

My Darwinistic beliefs are near and dear to me and I believe the weak should be left to for carrion, both the gyppo twat that accosted me AND most of you at this forum fit the mould that I allude to.

 

One of you has been affable to me, you know who you are, and you shall be spared.

 

A bientot.

[RoyalOrleans]

One of you has been affable to me, you know who you are, and you shall be spared.

 

Fuck you.

 

Spared? Wipe your ass, Hiram. It will protect against blisters.

[de kannibaal]

Fuck you.

 

Spared? Wipe your ass, Hiram. It will protect against blisters.

 

I don't need to wipe my own arse, Nelly, I would rather enjoy the sensation of your tongue action.

 

After all, I have the environment to think of, it is irresponsible to waste paper on your arse when there are competent little bath house attendants like you around to get the job done for me.

 

Don't expect a gratuity though.

[phreakwars]

What a fraud.

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[Lethalfind]

Pathetic and laughable really.

 

He does make one glad to live in the good old USA where complete tossers like him don't get away with this kind of attitude.

[phreakwars]

You actually believe his bullshit story ?? The guy is obviously making shit up, he has no credibility what so ever.

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[Lethalfind]

You actually believe his bullshit story ?? The guy is obviously making shit up, he has no credibility what so ever.

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I believe next to nothing that people say on the internet, however I do believe he has ideas about being above people...for whatever reason.

 

I agree, he has no credibility...he is looking for entertainment, and he gets it by proding people into abusing him...sad really...don't they call that being a masochist??

 

I guess it takes all kinds...his Mother (probably a crack whore) must be SO proud !!

[de kannibaal]

Yes, you two faced harpie, I don't believe what people say on the Internet either, which is why you haven't scanned the receipt for the bullets you spuriously claim to have purchased.

 

I live in a rough city, some homeless twat getting rolled and having a drink poured on him wouldn't even get a response from the cops. This welfare state is such that they would just direct him to his case worker to get off the street and nobody would lose any sleep about it.

 

I suppose where you come from they just shoot the homeless with their newly purchased hollow points. smirk

[Lethalfind]

Yes, you two faced harpie, I don't believe what people say on the Internet either, which is why you haven't scanned the receipt for the bullets you spuriously claim to have purchased.

 

I live in a rough city, some homeless twat getting rolled and having a drink poured on him wouldn't even get a response from the cops. This welfare state is such that they would just direct him to his case worker to get off the street and nobody would lose any sleep about it.

 

I suppose where you come from they just shoot the homeless with their newly purchased hollow points. smirk

 

The town I live in has no homeless problem...as far as I know, no one goes around shooting the homeless either. Florida has alot of homeless however that migrate here during the winter but luckily the small town I live in doesn't have that problem.

[RoyalOrleans]

I don't need to wipe my own arse, Nelly, I would rather enjoy the sensation of your tongue action.

 

You wouldn't want to be taking that tone with me, churl.

 

After all, I have the environment to think of, it is irresponsible to waste paper on your arse when there are competent little bath house attendants like you around to get the job done for me.

 

How big did you say your internet penis was? Idle threats emanating from soaked bedsheets only solidify the people's exception of your fucktardish behavior.

 

Don't expect a gratuity though.

 

At least pat my fanny and tell me I'm good.