The Story Game

[Tyler]

Bob recieved AIDS from this mouldy cheese so

[Duke]

had sex with

[Josh]

a donkey, because he thought fuck it, I..

[Tyler]

I'm going to die anyway.

[Lew]

But little did he know, that

[Josh]

the donkey was infact a horse.

[Steve]

Which secretly raped cows

[Kieran]

like a steve

[Tyler]

who loves someone ()

[Kieran]

which finds out the girl has balls

[Steve]

and then i found kieran and kicked the shit out of him

[Tyler]

when I got high

[Duke]

. I like trains....

[Steve]

so much infact i ran into one and got killed. The end.

[Tyler]

No wait, I lie. I hate trains.

[Steve]

So he didnt die afterall and he went to buy a toy

[Tyler]

train from hornby. It was a fucking rip off

[Steve]

So i cooked it in the microwave, but just before i did i forsaw the future and warned everybody on the carriageway to stop because i saw a massive pile up :O

[Tyler]

A guy named Tyler appeared and said, "Am I missing something?"

[Steve]

When bob warned everyone and then they saw the crash they all started to die off one by one :O

[Josh]

mysteriously just like the Final Destination movies, except this one was..

[Steve]

real life and it wasnt a jeep, it was a porsche ;o

[Josh]

People wondered why it was a Porsche, but then realised that Steve was involved..

[Steve]

//FU

 

MEANWHILE at the legion of doom!

[Jordan]

There was a pointless bank robery