builder Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Some of the scariest movies are based in the cornfields. Damn, some twisted fuckers eat that shit. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
ImWithStupid Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Some of the scariest movies are based in the cornfields. Damn, some twisted fuckers eat that shit. Quick fact: Children of the Corn. The movie says it is in Gatlin Nebraska. It was actually filmed in Iowa. Iowa is a larger producer of corn then Nebraska. Nebraska's main product is beef. Quote
builder Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Quick fact: Children of the Corn. The movie says it is in Gatlin Nebraska. It was actually filmed in Iowa. Iowa is a larger producer of corn then Nebraska. Nebraska's main product is beef. Now I had a picture of Iowa being a potato producing state. Must be something to do with Radar O'Reilly from the MASH series. Nothing but sugar-cane and pineapples and strawberries round these parts. Oh, did I mention the fishing? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Phantom Posted October 22, 2006 Author Posted October 22, 2006 Nebraska's main product is beef. I thought it was wheat. What do I know!?! Jack and Jill Shit apparently. Quote Blah.
ImWithStupid Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 I thought it was wheat. What do I know!?! Jack and Jill Shit apparently. That's Kansas. It even used to be on their license plates. May still be. Quote
hugo Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Kansas-wheat. Nebraska, Iowa-corn, Idaho-potatos, Mexico-beans. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
ToriAllen Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Kansas-wheat. Nebraska, Iowa-corn, Idaho-potatos, Mexico-beans. Georgia peaches...Speaking of ripening fruit, wasn't this thread supposed to be about sex... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ImWithStupid Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Georgia peaches...Speaking of ripening fruit, wasn't this thread supposed to be about sex... Thanks for reminding me where I was going with the corn thing... Quote
hugo Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Georgia peaches...Speaking of ripening fruit, wasn't this thread supposed to be about sex... New Zealand-Sheep Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
builder Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Women fake orgasms, men fake whole relationships, so yeah, most men have no trouble separating the two. 1 Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Lethalfind Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Women fake orgasms, men fake whole relationships, so yeah, most men have no trouble separating the two. I totally agree with that... What I don't understand is both seem totally pointless. Women fake the orgasm because their man needs a little more direction, they keep faking, saying nothing and sex never gets better. Men want sex on tap so they fake a relationship...that seems like ALOT of trouble to go to, to just get sex. They problem in common?? Societal expectations. Society expects that at a certain age, men will settle down, become involved, children, wife, home etc. If they don't, its spoken of in whispers, are they gay, is something wrong with them? What if they just don't want the trouble?? Women aren't expected to ask for what they want in bed. Pure and simple so of course women continue to NOT enjoy sex. Stupid and pointless. Why let predetermined ideals decide how your going to live?? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Phantom Posted October 23, 2006 Author Posted October 23, 2006 I totally agree with that... What I don't understand is both seem totally pointless. When I'm tired, you bet I will fake it. I need my sleep! Quote Blah.
ToriAllen Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 I have to be in a relationship to have sex. Of-course, I Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
phreakwars Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Women fake orgasms, men fake whole relationships, so yeah, most men have no trouble separating the two.As a very wise, and all knowing man once said.... Do you know why women fake orgasms ?? When I'm tired, you bet I will fake it. I need my sleep! They think we care... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Feckless Wench Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Why bother to ever fake an orgasm....if he's THAT crap in bed then there's no need to fake it just to bolster his ego, far better to teach him a few new tricks. 1 Quote Dementia is just a state of mind.
Phantom Posted October 24, 2006 Author Posted October 24, 2006 Why bother to ever fake an orgasm....if he's THAT crap in bed then there's no need to fake it just to bolster his ego, far better to teach him a few new tricks. When I am in the mood and have the energy I am a bossy little bitch in bed. When I am giving him a quickie for his sake, I will fake one if that is what it takes for me to get some sleep! Quote Blah.
KathyA Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 When I am in the mood and have the energy I am a bossy little bitch in bed. When I am giving him a quickie for his sake, I will fake one if that is what it takes for me to get some sleep! You give him a quickie for his sake? Boy, do you have that all wrong.. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Phantom Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 You give him a quickie for his sake? Boy, do you have that all wrong.. Sure, when my wifely duties call. A one minute quickie is easier than listening to him beg for a week. Quote Blah.
KathyA Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Sure, when my wifely duties call. Ahhh I see, so your one of those type lays huh? LOL Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
KathyA Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Begging is not a becoming trait for a man. You should put out more. Or at the very least buy him a whore.. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Phantom Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 Begging is not a becoming trait for a man. You should put out more. Or at the very least buy him a whore.. That's what quickies are for! Quote Blah.
eisanbt Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Sure, when my wifely duties call. A one minute quickie is easier than listening to him beg for a week. You must be one of those mystery woman I hear of on the T-V; they don't enjoy cumming for some odd reason. You should change this policy, you'll be a lot more chipper when your mind is flooded with happy-chemicles 3-4 times a day. If you're honestly too tired to wake up than it means you should either go out and get some butter off those buns (More stamina is an all around good thing, and being healhier means better orgasms) OR better yet, you can get healthy by having tremendous amounts of sex through-out your day. The mourning, before supper, before sleep: a scheduke we can all benefit from. Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
phreakwars Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Sure, when my wifely duties call. A one minute quickie is easier than listening to him beg for a week.Sounds to me like you have some serious problems with your sex life. First of all, because you make things a quickie, and second because he would need to beg. My best bet, is one or both of you are too fucking wrapped up in making "THE GOOD LIFE" for yourself to focus on the "lovin"... face it... you suck !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Phantom Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 I'm happy to hear that everything I say is taken seriously! I'm also a super model bajillionaire with a sprawling mansion made out of diamonds. Quote Blah.
phreakwars Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Oh how quick you are to say you are just kidding when confronted with something that may be the truth.. It's too bad I was getting ready to leave back for work earlier when I wrote my last comment, or I would have went a little more in depth about this.. Like I said... seems to me you have marriage problems.. But don't feel ashamed, Dr. Phreak can help bring the Phreaky back into your love life. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
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