KathyA Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 You'll just love my new girlfriend, Kathy. Well Builder there is only a 40% chance that I may like her..Don't get your hopes up! 60% says the odds are most likely NOT in your favor! Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Phantom Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 60% says the odds are most likely NOT in your favor! Actually, the odds ARE in HIS favor. Just not hers. Quote Blah.
phreakwars Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 I have been trying to get over my urge to become a lesbian, but it's not working. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
kokorosenshi Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 alright, i got 20% gay thats 80% straight taking the test is like taking the IQ test i thought i was going to do bad my IQ is 120 btw, not a big deal just 20 points higher than most of my friends Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
smutt butt Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Well fuck my ass, I'm 30% cock slurper . . 2% more of a fag than me!! Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
angie Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 omg I'm not telling - lol! It can't be any worse than mine, I was pushing it. 60% gay Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe! 60 might be a little too close for comfort. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Lethalfind Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 It can't be any worse than mine, I was pushing it. 60% gay Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe! 60 might be a little too close for comfort. Ang, I wonder if the poll mistakes independence for being Lesbian in Women. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Jhony5 Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 So far I'm the least gay person on GF. My redneck values hold fast against buggery of men. Y'all a buncha queer baits. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
hugo Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 So far I'm the least gay person on GF. My redneck values hold fast against buggery of men. Y'all a buncha queer baits. The rest of us brush our teeth, wipe our ass and bathe at least once a week. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
atlantic Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 It can't be any worse than mine, I was pushing it. 60% gay Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe! 60 might be a little too close for comfort.It was the damn mince pie ?, who hasn't been forced to try some at christmas by their grandmother? Quote Do the right thing!
Jhony5 Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 The rest of us brush our teeth, wipe our ass and bathe at least once a week. Brush that sperm from your teeth, bro. It helps cut down on smegma breath. Wiping your ass helps remove the excess lubricant you put to good use the night before. You really should bathe more then once a week. Gonna get a nasty rash. Don't be hatin me cause I'm the least gay man on this board. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
builder Posted October 30, 2006 Author Posted October 30, 2006 Don't be hatin me cause I'm the least gay man on this board. Now that is a fuckin riot. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Jhony5 Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Now that is a fuckin riot. Its true. I quit sucking dicks years ago. The ugliness is far behind me now. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ToriAllen Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 I'm 36% gay, that's 64% straight for those of you who are bad at math. The doctor or nurse question pushed me toward the gay side. Apparently, it was butch of me to pretend to be a doctor instead of a nurse. How sexist. And what is with the pool question. The only options are 'no' and 'yes, often'. Just because I beat a guy once or twice at pool, doesn't mean I beat them on a regular basis. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Phantom Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 I'm 36% gay, that's 64% straight for those of you who are bad at math. The doctor or nurse question pushed me toward the gay side. Apparently, it was butch of me to pretend to be a doctor instead of a nurse. How sexist. And what is with the pool question. The only options are 'no' and 'yes, often'. Just because I beat a guy once or twice at pool, doesn't mean I beat them on a regular basis. That one was tricky. I never lose at pool. Period. And I can change my own oil but choose not to. I guess that makes me a flaming carpet muncher. Quote Blah.
ToriAllen Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 That one was tricky. I never lose at pool. Period. And I can change my own oil but choose not to. I guess that makes me a flaming carpet muncher. I can put oil in, but I've never had the desire to climb up under the car to learn how to change it. Not for me. It's such a biased test. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
eisanbt Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Only 36% gay for me. Too many metrosexual based questions, I think they forgot the obvious ones like "How many members of the same sex have you made out with?" Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
angie Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 That one was tricky. I never lose at pool. Period. And I can change my own oil but choose not to. I guess that makes me a flaming carpet muncher. Ahh so is that why they think I'm gay? Because I can fucking change oil? Ang, I wonder if the poll mistakes independence for being Lesbian in Women. That's my guess. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Jhony5 Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Same as it mistakes being a snappy dresser as being a trait in gay men. Not exactly a scientific poll. Seems to utilize common stereotypes to determine sexual orientation. Fortunately for me I'm neither a snappy dresser or a consummate decorator. I've met some really slobbish fags in my life. Including Jeff Georges brother (the ex NFL quarterback). As a teenager I worked at a gas station in Indy. Everyday Jeff Georges faggot brother would swing by to get some smokes. He was a rural route paper boy (at the age of 30 something). He would often be accompanied by a teenage boy. Often you would see pieces of marijuana buds sprinkled on his sweater. Dude looked just like a fat sweaty Jeff George with glasses. Anyway, he was one greasy slobbish queer, and there are many many more. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
builder Posted November 1, 2006 Author Posted November 1, 2006 That one was tricky. I never lose at pool. Period. You must have a wicked cleavage, and tight buns. Still, I'd kick your butt on the pool table. Every time. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Phantom Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 You must have a wicked cleavage, and tight buns. Why, of course! Still, I'd kick your butt on the pool table. Every time. Doubt it! Honestly, I don't remember losing even once... ever. It's all about focus and cordination. Quote Blah.
builder Posted November 1, 2006 Author Posted November 1, 2006 Doubt it! Honestly, I don't remember losing even once... ever. It's all about focus and cordination. Chronic gamblers never remember losing. I've beaten the international singles rep for Australian 8 Ball. I'd give you a three ball start, and still clean you up. Cleavage and tight buns don't phase me, Phantom. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Phantom Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Chronic gamblers never remember losing. The only thing I have ever wagered at pool is sexual favors and household chores. I kid, of course. Don't believe in placing bets. It would be terribly unfair to my opponent. I'd give you a three ball start.... Wouldn't need it. Cleavage and tight buns don't phase me, Phantom. And that is why homosexuals are my strongest adversary when it comes to playing pool. My feminine powers usually don't faze them. Quote Blah.
builder Posted November 1, 2006 Author Posted November 1, 2006 And that is why homosexuals are my strongest adversary when it comes to playing pool. My feminine powers usually don't phase them. Oooooh, sweety honey child, are you casting aspersions on my manhood? You really are wicked. I like that. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Phantom Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Oooooh, sweety honey child, are you casting aspersions on my manhood? You really are wicked. I like that. I didn't pull my barbs out of a hat. After all, you are 30% Homo. However, after reading your Vortex post, I suspect you are more than one third. Quote Blah.
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