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So someone with a mechanical heart is dead?

I think you missed the keyword in Sabellas post. 'FUNCTIONAL'. As long as a mechanical heart is functional, then they won't be suffering from the symptoms of death. Which include...loss of life....no breathing...cold clammy hands....and rigor of the muscles. I am a retard...end transmission.

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I know a girl, my age, who had had three abortions by the time we reached sophomore year. Now, I'm glad for abortion because I know this girl. No child should be born knowing that she was its mother. To let such a thing happen is cruel. I'm not going to go into it, but trust me. It's better she aborted them, rather than bring them into the world. Not only would they be hideously deformed, but they'd end up in therapy the rest of their lives. Ever been there? It sucks, trust me.

 

Now, a horrible story from your own ParasiteGod:

A few days ago I was driving to my grandmother's house. I had just been to the store to get her groceries for her. She has a bad leg and no driver's license, so she can't drive herself to the store and her leg was really bothering her that day.

So I'm driving to her house and on the side of the road I see a man up ahead, who appears to be protesting something. He has a large sign, but from this far away I can't make out the image. I keep driving.

Finally, I'm close enough to make out the image. It's an aborted fetus. I immediately feel hungry.

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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It's an aborted fetus. I immediately feel hungry.

 

Makes me want a Reuben!

 

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Monkey see, monkey do.

hey, monkeys wont eat the red berries till another monkey does

 

 

Believe what you want, everyone knows that I can read at a fifth grade level.

not only is that your highest reading level, its your biggest achievement

 

 

I declare you, Koko the Monkey. Dance and juggle aborted fetuses in your hands.

one - you dont even know what my name kokorosenshi means, i'll give you a

clue, its two words and its not english.

two - juggle aborted fetuses, dude, im not as sick as you are in your sad

pathetic little meaningless life

three - it must be hilarious to watch your 30yr dumbass try and read

something, hey, say the word "come" with out gigling like a school girl

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hey, monkeys wont eat the red berries till another monkey does

 

Shit like that is what seperates man from ape.

 

 

not only is that your highest reading level, its your biggest achievement

 

How would you know that?

 

one - you dont even know what my name kokorosenshi means, i'll give you a

clue, its two words and its not english.

 

You want to give me a clue? Shit, negro. I have two words for you, but they are English.

 

two - juggle aborted fetuses, dude, im not as sick as you are in your sad

pathetic little meaningless life

 

Ouch! Ouch! You got me there! I better just shut up and obey the monkey.

 

three - it must be hilarious to watch your 30yr dumbass try and read

something, hey, say the word "come" with out gigling like a school girl

 

Haha! Another zinger, koko. Your posts are definitely on a "try and read" basis.

 

If I weren't fluent in Monkey-speak and Jive, I would never have figured out your shitty grasp of English.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Shit like that is what seperates man from ape.

 

you probably dont know what that means, maybe i should stop making fun of the severely retarded (i.e. royal orleans)

 

 

How would you know that?

 

its you, kind of obvious

 

 

You want to give me a clue? Shit, negro. I have two words for you, but they are English.

 

wow, you havent even attemted, ive seen 3rd grades try harder than you.

 

 

Ouch! Ouch! You got me there! I better just shut up and obey the monkey.

 

well, seeing as your dumber than one, hey relax, atleast you can make that claim of being the missing link

 

Haha! Another zinger, koko. Your posts are definitely on a "try and read" basis.

 

and you try, read, fail...so sad

 

If I weren't fluent in Monkey-speak and Jive, I would never have figured out your shitty grasp of English.

 

well, i knew you would understand it knowing that it is...well...you.

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you probably dont know what that means, maybe i should stop making fun of the severely retarded (i.e. royal orleans)

 

Typical response from a typical cunt-mouth.

 

its you, kind of obvious

 

I know you, but what am I.

 

wow, you havent even attemted, ive seen 3rd grades try harder than you.

 

We don't want to know about your after hours exploits.

 

well, seeing as your dumber than one, hey relax, atleast you can make that claim of being the missing link

 

Too late, you beat me to it.

 

and you try, read, fail...so sad

 

Maybe I don't try? So how would I read? So how would I fail? So how sad is your grasp of simple fucking punctuation?

 

well, i knew you would understand it knowing that it is...well...you.

 

Koko! Stop flinging shit at the patrons.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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OMG, you must be retarded, i knew you were stupid, but i didnt know you were THAT stupid. your mom should of gotten an abortion while she had the chance, atleast she would do us all a favor
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Would someone please throw Koko a banana!!! He has low blood sugar and could start flinging shit any time now! Thanks!

 

OMG, you must be retarded, i knew you were stupid, but i didnt know you were THAT stupid. your mom should of gotten an abortion while she had the chance, atleast she would do us all a favor

 

You are pathetic.

 

You contribute nothing at all.

 

You are useless.

 

You are a panty-waste.

 

Your ogrish transvestite father should've cast his seed upon your mother's face instead.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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r.o. you are a perturbation to, what you were accidentaly placed, the human race. your utter deficiency of mentality has proven to me that even shit eating maggots can be smatter than people (i.e. you). i suppose in your case that ignorance is truly bliss, and the ignorant with power will surely abuse it to compensate for their short coming. i guess what im really trying to say is, i hope you fucking die you cock-sucking, dim-witted, worthless excuse for a living sole, retarded, bullshit eating, asshole. if aliens were to ever visit you in search for intelligence, they would leave empty handed and dissapointed.

 

your parents should of killed themselves the day of your birth

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r.o. you are a perturbation to, what you were accidentaly placed, the human race. your utter deficiency of mentality has proven to me that even shit eating maggots can be smatter than people (i.e. you). i suppose in your case that ignorance is truly bliss, and the ignorant with power will surely abuse it to compensate for their short coming. i guess what im really trying to say is, i hope you fucking die you cock-sucking, dim-witted, worthless excuse for a living sole, retarded, bullshit eating, asshole. if aliens were to ever visit you in search for intelligence, they would leave empty handed and dissapointed.

 

your parents should of killed themselves the day of your birth

 

Geez... why don't you tell me how you really feel?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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its like dealing with a five year old...oh wait, you have the mentality of one

 

Hardy-fucking-har! Come up with something original.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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its like dealing with a five year old...oh wait, you have the mentality of one

 

Aren't you the one that used "dee dee dee" in another post. Fuckin lame...:D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Aren't you the one that used "dee dee dee" in another post. Fuckin lame...:D

He got that witty line from "Mind of Mencia". A really fucking lame skit show on the comedy channel hosted by the truly unfunny Carlos Mencia. "dee dee dee" is his trademark quip.

 

I borrow some material from time to time but Snafu is right, your overusing that one bro.

 

 

 

 

............and BTW, the winner of worst comeback ever is........

 

KOKOROSENSHI

its like dealing with a five year old...oh wait, you have the mentality of one

 

Dood, thats the worst most lamest fucking retarded half wit way I have ever seen someone attempt to punk on another person. You suck.

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............and BTW, the winner of worst comeback ever is........

 

KOKOROSENSHI

 

 

Dood, thats the worst most lamest fucking retarded half wit way I have ever seen someone attempt to punk on another person. You suck.

 

I got a kick out of this comment.

 

"I'm gonna be smart now! Duh doobie doo. Nevermind. I can't form a coherent sentence. Der duh dee."

Blah.
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That was pretty retarded, and grammatically incorrect in many ways.

 

I would have simplified it a bit more and said something like..

 

"If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the happiest person on Earth."

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Kokothemonkey reminds me of that one pathetic kid down the street that'd give you all his best toys in trade of friendship.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Kokothemonkey reminds me of that one pathetic kid down the street that'd give you all his best toys in trade of friendship.

 

you remind me of a retarded squirrel running down the street from its shadow.

 

That was pretty retarded, and grammatically incorrect in many ways.

 

I would have simplified it a bit more and said something like..

 

"If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the happiest person on Earth."That was pretty retarded, and grammatically incorrect in many ways.

 

I would have simplified it a bit more and said something like..

 

"If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the happiest person on Earth."

 

im sorry, i'll try better next time, but how was it retarted.

 

 

[quote=jhony5He got that witty line from "Mind of Mencia". A really fucking lame skit show on the comedy channel hosted by the truly unfunny Carlos Mencia. "dee dee dee" is his trademark quip.

 

I borrow some material from time to time but Snafu is right, your overusing that one bro.

 

Dood, thats the worst most lamest fucking retarded half wit way I have ever seen someone attempt to punk on another person. You suck.[/quote]

 

one - hey bro, if that show was so lame, then why do so many watch it

two - if hes so unfunny, then why did it survive three seasons, had a special on comedy central, and an hour long show, bro

three - if that show is so lame, why do you borrow material unless your lame

four - no bro, your comment was the worse ever in an "attempt to punk on another person"

 

I got a kick out of this comment

thanks, im sure those "big words" really cofused him, probably made him mad, like a monkey hitting the monitor with keyboard

 

Aren't you the one that used "dee dee dee" in another post. Fuckin lame...:D

 

NO, -->:D <-- that is fucking lame on your comment

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On the site I adminned we imposed a minimum 75 IQ requirement for our members. We grandfathered eddo.
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you remind me of a retarded squirrel running down the street from its shadow.

 

Goddammit, kokothemonkey!

 

Your face sucks.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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friend says... "There is absolutely no argument in that at all, and that by reposting the same bullshit (fake) sites that he's just proving that there is no argument for his opinion whatsoever aside from his blatant ignorance and refusal to accept the rights and beliefs of other people, even if they affect him in no way at all."

 

 

Your friend is an idiot.

 

And if the site snafu showed you turned your stomach.. Well.. these next sites should give you nightmares.

 

http://www.washingtonsurgi-clinic.com/services.html

 

That is an abortion clinic in DC. They perform abortions up to 26 weeks.

 

Now... Check this next link...

 

http://www.tonya.me.uk/Baby/zac-page14.asp?page=14

 

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That is little Zachary. Awe!!! Ain't he cute!!! :)

 

Ya... Zachary was born at 7 months... that's 2 weeks more gestation than the babies they kill in DC.

 

 

Now.. look at this link...

http://www.pamf.org/about/annual/2003/infant.html

 

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That is Hailie... She was born at 25 weeks.

 

That's 1 week less gestation than the babies they kill in DC.

 

 

OK I should probably warn you... You may wanna get a barf bag for this next link.

http://www.howard-winn.k12.ia.us/projects/ind_stdy05/honors1/preemies/growth.html

 

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This is Elizibeth Ellen. She was also born at 25 weeks gestation... just like little Hailie up there. As you can read for your self... she is 8 years old and is a normal and healthy kid.

 

Think we should ask Elizabeth Ellen if she thinks Hailie would be better off dead?

 

Oh.. that's right... This is America!!! Elizabeth Ellen doesn't have the right to choose to take a viable innocent helpless human life...

 

At least not until she's old enough to fuck.

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